~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Lost money betting because… meth

Actually thinks meth is short for “menthol” in cough drops.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is addicted to cough drops

 

[BrendaBear]

That escalated quickly

Chews on math texts when he gets the munchies until the craving passes

Habitually starts doing “The Watusi” in the men‘s room. Causing confused looks from the other pee-ers

 

[cactusjack0584]

Habitually starts doing “The Watusi” in the men‘s room. Causing confused looks from the other pee-ers

Sits in the corner and watches me dance, every single time

 

[BrendaBear]

Is addicted to cough drops

Probably should be… 20 years married to a smoker (who died of lung cancer) wasn’t good for my health.

Secretly craves baked potatoes nightly.

 

[TXRafe]

Probably should be… 20 years married to a smoker (who died of lung cancer) wasn’t good for my health.

Secretly craves baked potatoes nightly.

thinks baked potatoes is the safe word

 

[BrendaBear]

Sits in the corner and watches me dance, every single time

Hasn’t caught on that a lady likes to be invites to join in

 

[BrendaBear]

thinks baked potatoes is the safe word

Thinks “baked potatoes” qualifies a one word.

 

[TXRafe]

*takes out tongue ring* bitch i will fight you!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks “baked potatoes” qualifies a one word.

Is looking out in the balcony cat calling at guys walking by. One of them will be the one … the destined child that the prophecy foretold.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks “baked potatoes” qualifies a one word.

Uses the term "baked potato" to talk about people who smoke pot all day, wishing one of them would offer her a brownie instead

 

[BrendaBear]

I am getting picked on!

That’s okay… bring it!

*takes out tongue ring* bitch i will fight you!

Has been known to get into street fights with a telephone pole. The pole is usually too quick for him.

Is looking out in the balcony cat calling at guys walking by. One of them will be the one … the destined child that the prophecy foretold.

Keeps walking back and forth under the balcony… but doesn’t realize, he is still dancing which makes him pretty easy to spot.

Uses the term "baked potato" to talk about people who smoke pot all day, wishing one of them would offer her a brownie instead

Has perfected the art of making brownies… with those extra ingredients.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

She takes too many turns.

 

[BrendaBear]

She takes too many turns.

Isn’t fast enough with smart ass replies to need to have multiple replies.

 

[TXRafe]

Uses the term "baked potato" to talk about people who smoke pot all day, wishing one of them would offer her a brownie instead

offered @BrendaBear her "special brownie" but something got lost in translation...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Isn’t fast enough with smart ass replies to need to have multiple replies.

Is trying to confuse the audience again. Machavellian!

 

[BrendaBear]

Is trying to confuse the audience again. Machavellian!

Hmmmm… my spell doesn’t seem to be working on you…. I should have sacrificed a chicken. Dammit!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hmmmm… my spell doesn’t seem to be working on you…. I should have sacrificed a chicken. Dammit!

Employs blood sacrifice - be careful following her around!

 

[BrendaBear]

Employs blood sacrifice - be careful following her around!

Keeps sneaking around my house, trying to get to Jobu and his rum.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Keeps sneaking around my house, trying to get to Jobu and his rum.

Thinks people sneak around her - for the RUM?!? *bwah hah hah haaa*

 

[MiaBabe23]

Thinks people sneak around her - for the RUM?!? *bwah hah hah haaa*

Is actually Dracula

 

[TXRafe]

Keeps sneaking around my house, trying to get to Jobu and his rum.

"yo bartender, jobu needs a refill" brenda is the one who threw the bat, smh

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is actually Dracula

That'd suck.

She hides behind mirrors

 

[AlwaysDancing]

That'd suck.

She hides behind mirrors

He’s the vampire that prefers to suck through a straw.

 

[BrendaBear]

"yo bartender, jobu needs a refill" brenda is the one who threw the bat, smh

Was the guy who made “bat scared of curve ball”.