~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

still doesnt realize the lengths i will push boundaries or appreciate the possibilities

doesn’t know I tried to find out, and he ignored me.

 

[BrendaBear]

The lengths is as far as his penis
...
You decide how far that is

Wow… that isn’t far at all.

Wait… lies… I mean…. Golly that is really far!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

doesn’t know I tried to find out, and he ignored me.

Is now throwing a tantrum. It involves throwing her panties at Rafe so that he can no longer ignore her

 

[TXRafe]

still doesnt realize the lengths i will push boundaries or appreciate the possibilities

is about to send @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear a dick pic...because...WTF?!

 

[BrendaBear]

is about to send @Chloe_Harper and @BrendaBear a dick pic...because...WTF?!

Is very kind to alert us… so we can get out a magnifying glass.

 

[SimonSex]

Switched from Diet Dr. Pepper to Irn-Bru to up that standing heart rate even more.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is very kind to alert us… so we can get out a magnifying glass.

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they arrrrrrre

Switched from Diet Dr. Pepper to Irn-Bru to up that standing heart rate even more.

Had an 80s aerobics class where fluorescent clothing is encouraged. Moon Boots work best.

 

[BrendaBear]

Switched from Diet Dr. Pepper to Irn-Bru to up that standing heart rate even more.

He is responding to jokes from hours ago!! And anyone who knows me knows I wouldn’t drink diet anything for love nor money.

Oh… lies… now I need to look up Irn-Bru since I have no idea what that is.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they arrrrrrre

Had an 80s aerobics class where fluorescent clothing is encouraged. Moon Boots work best.

Teaches the aerobics class. Fluorescent paints were also encouraged on the unmentionables.

 

[SimonSex]

Laces raw sausage with Ex-Lax to feed their annoying neighbor’s dog.

 

[BrendaBear]

Teaches the aerobics class. Fluorescent paints were also encouraged on the unmentionables.

She loves the aerobics outfits from the 80’s and keeps “borrowing” mine.

 

[SimonSex]

She loves the aerobics outfits from the 80’s and keeps “borrowing” mine.

You, too?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Laces raw sausage with Ex-Lax to feed their annoying neighbor’s dog.

Well, if you were kept on a leash, I wouldn't have to do that

She loves the aerobics outfits from the 80’s and keeps “borrowing” mine.

Well, no one buys me the pretty things you have already plus, you never gave me back my fluffy handcuffs

 

[GallantWriter]

Well, if you were kept on a leash, I wouldn't have to do that

Well, no one buys me the pretty things you have already plus, you never gave me back my fluffy handcuffs

Secretly has a dozen pairs of fluffy handcuffs, on a bunch of men trapped in her basement.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Secretly has a dozen pairs of fluffy handcuffs, on a bunch of men trapped in her basement.

Who gave you access to a phone from my basement?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Who gave you access to a phone from my basement?

Wears a t shirt inscribed with "Spank me, I'm Naughty"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears a t shirt inscribed with "Spank me, I'm Naughty"

Oh, I will now!

Accidentally stumbles onto great ideas on rare occasions. Usually, they have to dick slap him in the face for him to realize how genius they are

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Oh, I will now!

Accidentally stumbles onto great ideas on rare occasions. Usually, they have to dick slap him in the face for him to realize how genius they are

Has a notebook of @HeavyBalls genuis ideas. It’s fifty pages, but she also writes in really gigantic letters.

 

[GallantWriter]

Oh, I will now!

Accidentally stumbles onto great ideas on rare occasions. Usually, they have to dick slap him in the face for him to realize how genius they are

Loves having a plug in her 24/7

 

[HeavyBalls]

Oh, I will now!

Accidentally stumbles onto great ideas on rare occasions. Usually, they have to dick slap him in the face for him to realize how genius they are

Supposed to be lies, I'm oblivious...

Has been trying to spank herself in public for a while now...

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has a notebook of @HeavyBalls genuis ideas. It’s fifty pages, but she also writes in really gigantic letters.

Still has to put on his glasses to read my notebook

Loves having a plug in her 24/7

Also wears my plugs 24/7, he especially loves the fluffy bunny tail one

Supposed to be lies, I'm oblivious...

Has been trying to spank herself in public for a while now...

Never takes the hint and swats me himself. The obliviousness lives on!

 

[GallantWriter]

Still has to put on his glasses to read my notebook

Also wears my plugs 24/7, he especially loves the fluffy bunny tail one

Never takes the hint and swats me himself. The obliviousness lives on!

Her favorite plug is a life size dinosaur tail plug, the weight of the tail gets her off

 

[HeavyBalls]

Her favorite plug is a life size dinosaur tail plug, the weight of the tail gets her off

Has a preference for "pony" tail plugs...

 

[SimonSex]

Has Liberace and Barry Manilow complete catalog on vinyl.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has Liberace and Barry Manilow complete catalog on vinyl.

I spite of his claims, he doesn’t actually know any average bears, so being smarter is just a guess.