~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Qky75]

She walks Freemont street (vegas) as a topless nun.

Was known as lilmisscantbewrong before she joined the convent

 

[BrendaBear]

Was known as lilmisscantbewrong before she joined the convent

This creep did that on purpose! He knew that song will be stuck in my head for at least an hour!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This creep did that on purpose! He knew that song will be stuck in my head for at least an hour!!

Is currently s signing that song…


And is happy about it.

 

[Jaws82]

Is currently s signing that song…


And is happy about it.

Prefers forks

 

[BrendaBear]

Is currently s signing that song…


And is happy about it.

Sssshhhhhh!!

Fine! She hasn’t actually seen that spoon in years, and is in mourning about it.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Nice person
and yep that is in reference to the nasty post earlier - that was to Jaws, not Brenda - crosspost, apologies

 

[Beardy_181]

Nice person
and yep that is in reference to the nasty post earlier - that was to Jaws, not Brenda - crosspost, apologies

Happily avoids stepping on sidewalk cracks.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Doesn’t have a fixation with 2014 for whatever reason lol (for anyone confused, see the Crush thread lol)

 

[BrendaBear]

Doesn’t have a fixation with 2014 for whatever reason lol (for anyone confused, see the Crush thread lol)

She hasn’t posted on the crush thread, she just wanted to see how many people she could get to look there.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

She hasn’t posted on the crush thread, she just wanted to see how many people she could get to look there.

Crushes on everyone so doesn’t post there either

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Crushes on everyone so doesn’t post there either

Understands the Duckworth Lewis formula in cricket

 

[Beardy_181]

Understands the Duckworth Lewis formula in cricket

Wishes the United States would implement roundabouts.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Wishes the United States would implement roundabouts.

And drive on the correct side of the road

 

[BrendaBear]

And drive on the correct side of the road

Hasn't heard we drive on the right side of the road.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hasn't heard we drive on the right side of the road.

Just keep rightish of the white middle line Brenda.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just keep rightish of the white middle line Brenda.

The white middle line he refers to is his penis. And he actually wants Brenda right on it

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The white middle line he refers to is his penis. And he actually wants Brenda right on it

Oh Chloe....I didn't get round to hand signals

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh Chloe....I didn't get round to hand signals

Prefers metric hand signals… and hates tires and good behavior.

 

[TXRafe]

Prefers metric hand signals… and hates tires and good behavior.

has never been a good girl a day in her life...yearns to hear those words from her loves mouth

 

[Chloe_Harper]

has never been a good girl a day in her life...yearns to hear those words from her loves mouth

Is only ever a good boy. Holds out his hand as says "treat please!"

 

[BrendaBear]

has never been a good girl a day in her life...yearns to hear those words from her loves mouth

Really doesn’t get the “lies” part of this thread, at all.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Prefers metric hand signals… and hates tires and good behavior.

You mean tyres?

 

[TXRafe]

Is only ever a good boy. Holds out his hand as says "treat please!"

stopped being a good girl a long time ago in hopes someone would notice...on her knees, sticks out her chin, and says "treat please!"

 

[TXRafe]

Really doesn’t get the “lies” part of this thread, at all.

still doesnt realize the lengths i will push boundaries or appreciate the possibilities

 

[Chloe_Harper]

still doesnt realize the lengths i will push boundaries or appreciate the possibilities

The lengths is as far as his penis
...
You decide how far that is