~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Gets his sci-fi nerddom confused and sometimes thinks “The Doctor” is a hobbit from the planet Vulcan who got dropped in a vat of chemicals and became Wayne Gretzky.
 
Actually has a full head of hair
Actually has a head full of cotton candy. Showering is really a hard time of the day for him
He wants pictures of me like that, but doesn’t like Las Vegas.
Is taking a full set of sexy kitchen pictures now that she is feeling inspired. The boys are all drooling over her kitchen expertise for brand new reasons 😈
 
One of my lesser known fetishes… another is hearing how to pronounce the Welsh location names that have 127 letters and like 3 vowels. But he won’t ever share this secret knowledge of how they actually say those names. Meany!
Uses it as her internet password!
 
Inspired me to Google and trip down a confusing Welsh rwbbyt hool
Cuz you can do yerself


Is now convinced after Googling Cwtch that you find one while squatting down in a crawlspace for a cuddle...and possibly get an STD but that's not Cwtch itself but a possible result from close bodily contact in a dirty tight space
 
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