~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MiaBabe23]

Wants to see it hard and bothered.

Lol would happily never go near another cock again in current mood

Gives his balls individual pet names

 

[Jaws82]

Laughed at an orphanage on Christmas

 

[awired50]

Has her own method of self pleasure.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Lol would happily never go near another cock again in current mood

Gives his balls individual pet names

Is a judge at the contest for pet names. So far, she favors “Sandy Ballick” as the favorite.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Laughed at an orphanage on Christmas

Wha…? I know the jokes can get bad taste sometimes, but that’s just horrible
And outta place

 

[smtst5]

Laughed at an orphanage on Christmas

Da fu..?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Da fu..?

Shaved off his beard, (I think he said on a thread?), but wishes he hadn’t, so now draws it back on every morning

 

[cactusjack0584]

Da fu..?

Is a world renowned contortionist

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Is a world renowned contortionisth

Hates catus

 

[awired50]

Perform self fellatio on himself.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hates catus

Doesn’t understand pluralization

 

[awired50]

Hopes for multiples.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hopes for multiples.

Also likes multiples but is divided about it

 

[awired50]

Also likes multiples but is divided about it

Bucks at the knees during multiples

 

[BrendaBear]

Gets his sci-fi nerddom confused and sometimes thinks “The Doctor” is a hobbit from the planet Vulcan who got dropped in a vat of chemicals and became Wayne Gretzky.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Gets his sci-fi nerddom confused and sometimes thinks “The Doctor” is a hobbit from the planet Vulcan who got dropped in a vat of chemicals and became Wayne Gretzky.

Is wearing an apron as a dress

 

[F3x0r]

Actually has a full head of hair

 

[BrendaBear]

Is wearing an apron as a dress

He wants pictures of me like that, but doesn’t like Las Vegas.

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually has a full head of hair

Is too lazy to turn on a light when he takes selfies.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Actually has a full head of hair

Actually has a head full of cotton candy. Showering is really a hard time of the day for him

He wants pictures of me like that, but doesn’t like Las Vegas.

Is taking a full set of sexy kitchen pictures now that she is feeling inspired. The boys are all drooling over her kitchen expertise for brand new reasons

 

[awired50]

Is wearing an apron as a dress

Is desperately trying to look under the dress.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is desperately trying to look under the dress.

Secretly runs a group of Florida men who do outrageous things to get headlines. They share a fetish for seeing “Florida Man… “ in bold print.

Oops… I wonder if I should have used Italics…

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Secretly runs a group of Florida men who do outrageous things to get headlines. They share a fetish for seeing “Florida Man… “ in bold print.

Oops… I wonder if I should have used Italics…

Shares a similar fetish for “Vegas Woman”

 

[BrendaBear]

Shares a similar fetish for “Vegas Woman”

One of my lesser known fetishes… another is hearing how to pronounce the Welsh location names that have 127 letters and like 3 vowels. But he won’t ever share this secret knowledge of how they actually say those names. Meany!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

One of my lesser known fetishes… another is hearing how to pronounce the Welsh location names that have 127 letters and like 3 vowels. But he won’t ever share this secret knowledge of how they actually say those names. Meany!

Uses it as her internet password!