cactusjack0584
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Doesn’t understand pluralizationHates catus
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Doesn’t understand pluralizationHates catus
Also likes multiples but is divided about itHopes for multiples.
Bucks at the knees during multiplesAlso likes multiples but is divided about it
Is wearing an apron as a dressGets his sci-fi nerddom confused and sometimes thinks “The Doctor” is a hobbit from the planet Vulcan who got dropped in a vat of chemicals and became Wayne Gretzky.
He wants pictures of me like that, but doesn’t like Las Vegas.Is wearing an apron as a dress
Is too lazy to turn on a light when he takes selfies.Actually has a full head of hair
Actually has a head full of cotton candy. Showering is really a hard time of the day for himActually has a full head of hair
Is taking a full set of sexy kitchen pictures now that she is feeling inspired. The boys are all drooling over her kitchen expertise for brand new reasonsHe wants pictures of me like that, but doesn’t like Las Vegas.
Is desperately trying to look under the dress.Is wearing an apron as a dress
Secretly runs a group of Florida men who do outrageous things to get headlines. They share a fetish for seeing “Florida Man… “ in bold print.Is desperately trying to look under the dress.
Shares a similar fetish for “Vegas Woman”Secretly runs a group of Florida men who do outrageous things to get headlines. They share a fetish for seeing “Florida Man… “ in bold print.
Oops… I wonder if I should have used Italics…
One of my lesser known fetishes… another is hearing how to pronounce the Welsh location names that have 127 letters and like 3 vowels. But he won’t ever share this secret knowledge of how they actually say those names. Meany!Shares a similar fetish for “Vegas Woman”
Uses it as her internet password!One of my lesser known fetishes… another is hearing how to pronounce the Welsh location names that have 127 letters and like 3 vowels. But he won’t ever share this secret knowledge of how they actually say those names. Meany!
Hopes to find a Cwtch one day...WTF that isUses it as her internet password!
Doesn’t know WTF is also actually a Welsh word meaning “I am a total gooberfish”.Hopes to find a Cwtch one day...WTF that is
Is just jealous I have a trophy gooberfish on a Kleenex mounted on my wallDoesn’t know WTF is also actually a Welsh word meaning “I am a total gooberfish”.
after googling discoved a Cwtch is actually an std...he still hopes to find one one day...Hopes to find a Cwtch one day...WTF that is
Inspired me to Google and trip down a confusing Welsh rwbbyt hoolafter googling discoved a Cwtch is actually an std...he still hopes to find one one day...
Didn’t realise that it was actually a Welsh sheep pit and got sheep dipped then fed leeks …Inspired me to Google and trip down a confusing Welsh rwbbyt hool
Cuz you can do yerselfInspired me to Google and trip down a confusing Welsh rwbbyt hool
Nobody knows his resting heart rate. He never stops long enough for anyone to find out.Has a resting heart rate of 85 bpm thanks to a steady diet of Diet Dr. Pepper