~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[cactusjack0584]

Likes to show new dates his flogger collection.

Uses a leash on her vacuum cleaner… and says “suck it you dirty boy!”

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Calls himself a dirty boy when vacuuming naked

 

[BrendaBear]

Calls himself a dirty boy when vacuuming naked

Watches through binoculars.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Watches through binoculars.

Purposely makes a mess at the house so more dirty boy vacuuming goes on

 

[BrendaBear]

Purposely makes a mess at the house so more dirty boy vacuuming goes on

Doesn’t like the messes I make because they mess with his Mr Clean image.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Doesn’t like the messes I make because they mess with his Mr Clean image.

Has never once giggled, laughed, chuckled or shown any outward sign of amusement while reading Lit posts

 

[BrendaBear]

Has never once giggled, laughed, chuckled or shown any outward sign of amusement while reading Lit posts

She cleans her house by just batting everything of on the floor and then walking away

 

[ImpishSeraph]

She cleans her house by just batting everything of on the floor and then walking away

She secretly has a smurf lover and fingers him so much that her nails turned blue!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

She secretly has a smurf lover and fingers him so much that her nails turned blue!

Wishes she was the girl Smurf being the only female in the village full of guy Smurfs.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wishes she was the girl Smurf being the only female in the village full of guy Smurfs.

He is just upset because he doesn’t have Smurf juice on his hands.

 

[cactusjack0584]

He is just upset because he doesn’t have Smurf juice on his hands.

Has a Smurfette outfit she wears while cleaning her house

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a Smurfette outfit she wears while cleaning her house

He has a “Spank a Smurf” kink he really wants to live out…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

He has a “Spank a Smurf” kink he really wants to live out…

Has a secret sex fetish with gargamel

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a secret sex fetish with Garmel

Thinks I know what a Garmel is…

 

[Broken_paladin]

Thinks I know what a Garmel is…

once attended an orgy in a prius with dirty mike and the boys.

 

[BrendaBear]

once attended an orgy in a prius with dirty mike and the boys.

It was his Prius and got mad when I was trying to be nice and get him some more gas.

 

[Broken_paladin]

It was his Prius and got mad when I was trying to be nice and get him some more gas.

fine!! I am taking my car and going home!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

fine!! I am taking my car and going home!

Hasn’t gone home yet as it ain’t really his car and is embarrassed to ask for a lift

 

[BrendaBear]

Hasn’t gone home yet as it ain’t really his car and is embarrassed to ask for a lift

Once successfully defended the country from a foreign invasion using only his left thumb.

 

[Explorer_76]

Chuck Norris fears no one…but BrendaBear.

 

[BrendaBear]

Chuck Norris fears no one…but BrendaBear.

Secretly hopes to be kidnapped by militant lesbians and used as a human sacrifice.

 

[Explorer_76]

Secretly hopes to be kidnapped by militant lesbians and used as a human sacrifice.

It is like you really know me.

I mean I probably told you that after you told me you wanted to be one who stopped all the clowns from getting in the clown car. Those poor clowns….

 

[Sammysub07]

It is like you really know me.

I mean I probably told you that after you told me you wanted to be one who stopped all the clowns from getting in the clown car. Those poor clowns….

Got roundhoused by Chuck Norris into the clown car

 

[Explorer_76]

Got roundhoused by Chuck Norris into the clown car

Roadhouse style. That is such a bad ass way to end 2024.

 

[BrendaBear]

Roadhouse style. That is such a bad ass way to end 2024.

Doesn’t quite get the way this thread works yet…