Sammysub07
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I have an Elf onesie!
Sells Tshirts of weightlifting elves that says powerful across the back in the tiniest font
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Sells Tshirts of weightlifting elves that says powerful across the back in the tiniest font
Chloe_Harper
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Her elf onesie is worn only when doing sexy baking of cookies in the trunks of trees.I have an Elf onesie!
Sells Tshirts of weightlifting elves that says powerful across the back in the tiniest font
Sammysub07
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Made me small enough to fit in the trunks of trees because she stole the technology from Wayne Szalinski from HISTK
Chloe_Harper
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We found adorable puppy-like ants to ride through the yard to the tree! It was all her, she brought a crumb knowing it would win him overMade me small enough to fit in the trunks of trees because she stole the technology from Wayne Szalinski from HISTK
HeavyBalls
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Is currently stalking me ala Rose in Two and a Half Men....
Hornymwtxn
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Balls actually need more air in them.
Sammysub07
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AlwaysDancing
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Tried to invent the new air pump dildo but it was deemed too dangerous because the dildos were over pumped and they exploded .. inside!Keeps air pumps handy for special occasions
Chloe_Harper
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Still asked from a prototype of one of these. He doesn't want to use the pump and dildos as intended. He wants to stick them in cakes to watch the cakes explodeTried to invent the new air pump dildo but it was deemed too dangerous because the dildos were over pumped and they exploded .. inside!
BrendaBear
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She bakes the cakes for him and licks the splatter off him after it explodes.
Sammysub07
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A good queef might help thatTried to invent the new air pump dildo but it was deemed too dangerous because the dildos were over pumped and they exploded .. inside!
Created new inflatable dildos “double walled for your protection”
Chloe_Harper
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Jumps out of the cakes upon the explosion! It's not dangerous, but she likes to pretend she survived something serious
Suggested adding some ribbing on them "for her pleasure"A good queef might help that
Created new inflatable dildos “double walled for your protection”
shybutobscene
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Skipped the company Christmas party saying her pet iguana had a bad headache.
BrendaBear
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Actually quite enjoys “petting the iguana”
Chloe_Harper
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Does most certainly NOT enjoy petting the iguana. She yells "cooties!" And runs away
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AlwaysDancing
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Tried to put giggles in a bottle … thinking it would be funny if she drank the giggles later. But instead she just burped.Which makes her giggle uncontrollably, every… single… time.
HeavyBalls
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Actually DISLIKES the Muppets...Which makes her giggle uncontrollably, every… single… time.
Heresy...
MindYaBitness
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His balls are actually a quite reasonable weight
Chloe_Harper
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Has also tried drinking giggles. Didn't realize "giggle juice" was just champagne.
Once tried to live like a Muppet. Don't ask follow up questions
AlwaysDancing
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Thinks it’s time to make it happen, thinks it’s time to light the lights, but it is past his bedtime … he’s got to sleep tonight.
HeavyBalls
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All of them seem to be stalking me like Rose and her father, from Two and a Half Men...
BrendaBear
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Has a fetish with Two and a Half Men… no one knows why…
AlwaysDancing
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It’s the tiger blood, baby
Hopes one day to star in the new sitcom, “3 Brats and a baby!”
Chloe_Harper
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Oh no. 3 brats and a baby? Where is our supervision?
Our supervisor bailed on us the minute Brenda presented this sitcom. He said he was going out for diapers and cigarettes...
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