~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Does not have band-aids in her house

He is just mad at me for repeatedly saying “here kitty kitty! Cum for Brenda!”

 

[Trubbycat]

Is pissed because I came all over her new leather couch

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He is just mad at me for repeatedly saying “here kitty kitty! Cum for Brenda!”

Probably would be less mad if she didn't continue saying it in super public places. Like the grocery store.

 

[Trubbycat]

Shoplifts cucumbers and salad dressing for nefarious purposes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Shoplifts cucumbers and salad dressing for nefarious purposes

Since when is making a stop-motion porn film made out of veggies nefarious?

Is just jealous because he doesn't think up such fun porn ideas himself. Just regular porn.

 

[Scarred65]

Since when is making a stop-motion porn film made out of veggies nefarious?

Is just jealous because he doesn't think up such fun porn ideas himself. Just regular porn.

Wears underwear fashioned from cucumbers to attract vegans

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears underwear fashioned from cucumbers to attract vegans

Wears underwear fashioned from honey to attract bears. It does not have the same effect

 

[Trubbycat]

Mentioned bears to get Brenda back here.

 

[BrendaBear]

Mentioned bears to get Brenda back here.

He was trying to lure me into his dungeon the whole time!

 

[Trubbycat]

She was laying on her back naked playing with handcuffs right by the dungeon door. I'm not made of stone.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He was trying to lure me into his dungeon the whole time!

Knows that if I was trying to lure her, I would have wine locked in a cage, the key between my breasts, bouncing up and down and calling "Feral Brat where you at?"

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Knows that if I was trying to lure her, I would have wine locked in a cage, the key between my breasts, bouncing up and down and calling "Feral Brat where you at?"

Likes banana as for the shape not the taste

 

[BrendaBear]

Likes banana as for the shape not the taste

Has an unnatural fascination with the idea of women using produce for their pleasure.

 

[Trubbycat]

Calls 911 just to talk to the firemen

 

[BrendaBear]

Calls 911 just to talk to the firemen

Well… they are big and strong… and … they always forgive me!

 

[Animaul]

Went on an absolute bender last night on the Vegas strip. Vegas PD is still looking for the whereabouts of BenderBear!

 

[BrendaBear]

Went on an absolute bender last night on the Vegas strip. Vegas PD is still looking for the whereabouts of BenderBear!

He is being so silly… the Vegas PD know where to find me..

He was filming it all, so you should be able to find it online soon.

 

[Trubbycat]

The Vegas PD and FD know where to find Brenda, usually on the weekends.

 

[Photog1rl]

The Vegas PD and FD know where to find Brenda, usually on the weekends.

TrubbyCat only likes dogs.

 

[Trubbycat]

PG takes Polaroids of tourists and strong-arms them into buying them

 

[BrendaBear]

PG takes Polaroids of tourists and strong-arms them into buying them

“Polaroids”… he’s so cute! Still has a collection of Polaroid cameras.

 

[Trubbycat]

Has a Kodak Brownie and drives all over trying to find a Fotomat to buy film.

 

[BrendaBear]

Has a Kodak Brownie and drives all over trying to find a Fotomat to buy film.

They used to have those little stands all over! Trubby keeps telling me they just move around regularly. Is that not true?

 

[Trubbycat]

Nobody tell Brenda where the Fotomats are hiding, ssshhhh!

 

[BrendaBear]

Nobody tell Brenda where the Fotomats are hiding, ssshhhh!

Why is he like that? I put on the latex mermaid costume he asked for, why is he teasing me?