No one can solve his riddles!!!!! No one!!!!!
Once played disc golf. The disc hit him the head and now he remembers only that he saw a duck that day
While playing disc golf, believes he is on the PDGA tour and is the top ranked player on the tour.
My riddles aren’t that hard. Batman could solve them
Likes to blow at discs in the air to knock them off course.
Is the disc golf caddy dressed in a banana suit
Purposefully acts like boobs don't affect his game. Any game. Gets red in the face trying hard not to look.My riddles aren’t that hard. Batman could solve them
She goes around flashing boobs on the golf course when she gets behind. It actually works.
Likes to blow at discs in the air to knock them off course.
She gave him that banana suit. It's cut some very interesting cut outs
She thinks the disc golf Daddy in a banana suit is more fun.
Tries catching the Banana suit caddy, but like Springsteen would say you were “Blinded by The Light” and fell into the pond. Golf cart and all
is carrying around multiple lightsaber dildos, singing bruce springsteen, and trying to blind some guy in a banana suit driving a golf cart...
Was permanently banned from competition and all future DG events for lewd and lascivious acts while trying to create a banana split on the course in front of all the spectators.
Drove the golf cart into the Wendy's to get away from being blinded. Got a lot of weird looks. Realized he was wearing a penis costume, not a banana, too late
Tried to create a calendar on DG courses while eating banana splits... it had mixed reviews
Made her fortune by selling a video series titled "Bananas gone wild....Disc Golf Style". The videos were banned in 17 states.
Is developing the software to get around those bans. Swears he will make millions of dollars. Forgets VPNs exist.
Pays full price for a VPN service.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yardPays full price for a VPN service.
Owns the “smoothie shack” the facade is a farse. There’s only ever male customers, what lies behind the doors, no one will ever know.
She opened a popsicle stand across the street. It's just a stand where people can pay to watch her eat popsicles. It's quite lucrative
Uses monopoly money to pay the IRS
And since I'm here, actually hates being nude and has joined the "Never Nudes" a la Tobias Fünke.
heard that @Sammysub07 was sucking down popsicles for money in full view of the public and came running...just like i did
Why do I want this to be real?
And since I'm here, actually hates being nude and has joined the "Never Nudes" a la Tobias Fünke.
Was never able to qualify as a monopoly banker
I don't care what color they are!
Thank you for your patronage! Come back again soon! Tomorrow it’s orange popsicles!
Was never able to qualify as a monopoly banker
He thought he would get to eat a popsicleheard that @Sammysub07 was sucking down popsicles for money in full view of the public and came running...just like i did
Texas is fucking hot He actually does care. He wants her to pick blue because Smurf penis
Actually has a Papa Smurf fetish and is projecting.He thought he would get to eat a popsicle
He actually does care. He wants her to pick blue because Smurf penis
Runs a side hustle selling maps for the location of all the lit ladies who will now be downing Popsicles on street corners across the world.
Thank you for your patronage! Come back again soon! Tomorrow it’s orange popsicles!
Was never able to qualify as a monopoly banker
