Drove the golf cart into the Wendy's to get away from being blinded. Got a lot of weird looks. Realized he was wearing a penis costume, not a banana, too late
Tried to create a calendar on DG courses while eating banana splits... it had mixed reviews
Made her fortune by selling a video series titled "Bananas gone wild....Disc Golf Style". The videos were banned in 17 states.
Is developing the software to get around those bans. Swears he will make millions of dollars. Forgets VPNs exist.
Pays full price for a VPN service.
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yardPays full price for a VPN service.
Owns the “smoothie shack” the facade is a farse. There’s only ever male customers, what lies behind the doors, no one will ever know.
She opened a popsicle stand across the street. It's just a stand where people can pay to watch her eat popsicles. It's quite lucrative
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Uses monopoly money to pay the IRS
heard that @Sammysub07 was sucking down popsicles for money in full view of the public and came running...just like i did
Why do I want this to be real?
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Was never able to qualify as a monopoly banker
I don't care what color they are!
He thought he would get to eat a popsicleheard that @Sammysub07 was sucking down popsicles for money in full view of the public and came running...just like i did
Texas is fucking hot He actually does care. He wants her to pick blue because Smurf penis
Actually has a Papa Smurf fetish and is projecting.He thought he would get to eat a popsicle
He actually does care. He wants her to pick blue because Smurf penis
Runs a side hustle selling maps for the location of all the lit ladies who will now be downing Popsicles on street corners across the world.
thinks TX isHe thought he would get to eat a popsicle
He actually does care. He wants her to pick blue because Smurf penis
Sticky costs extra, Sir! Except you only get sticky when I throw the popsicles!
First of all, it's about time.
Secondly, that's probably not true.
Hates eating messy when she eats. She puts on culinary armor. Gloves. Bibs. A bib for the bib. Napking on her lap and one for each knee. And and and
What’s about time, ris?
Only certain eyes, and I'm not ashamed of that!What’s about time, ris?
Damn, just eye contact?
Nuts quickly from eye contact
Does it not?
He doesn't allow culinary armor in his house. You eat cleanly or not at all!
Publishes books for the 30+ crowd only makes a killing
