Only certain eyes, and I'm not ashamed of that!What’s about time, ris?
Damn, just eye contact?
Nuts quickly from eye contact
Does it not?
He doesn't allow culinary armor in his house. You eat cleanly or not at all!
Publishes books for the 30+ crowd only makes a killing
Believes anyone under 30 probably couldn't read a whole book.
Only reads picture books.... ok they are magazines... ok they are porn magazines... ok they are porn videos! Gosh
Stars in said videos
Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed
Confuses Marines and Airmen and can't understand why he only needs one hand.
Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets
He is my best customer
Thinks I could ever get those 3 confused, which is insulting to us allConfuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets
He is my best customer
Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets
He is my best customer
Asks to be paid in spankingsConfuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets
He is my best customer
created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets
He is my best customer
Doesn't spellcheck before posting
Definitely a customer!Won't even consider me as a customer
Spankings and cash, Sir!
Loves to guest star in the same videos
Likes to play the cello at campfires during scary ghost story time.
Tells the most frightening ghost stories but alas, he’s trying to tell scary jokes.Won't even consider me as a customer
Doesn't know the cello is the best string instrument
It’ll just be a light sentence
Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.It’ll just be a light sentence
Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get
Sharpest cheddar in the cheese case.
