~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[TXRafe]

He thought he would get to eat a popsicle Texas is fucking hot

He actually does care. He wants her to pick blue because Smurf penis

thinks TX is

 

[Sammysub07]

I don't care what color they are!

Claims to hate popsicles, but loves getting sticky from them.

Sticky costs extra, Sir! Except you only get sticky when I throw the popsicles!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Sticky costs extra, Sir!

First of all, it's about time.

Except you only get sticky when I throw the popsicles!

Secondly, that's probably not true.

Gets sticky from making eye contact while sucking down popsicles

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sticky costs extra, Sir! Except you only get sticky when I throw the popsicles!

Hates eating messy when she eats. She puts on culinary armor. Gloves. Bibs. A bib for the bib. Napking on her lap and one for each knee. And and and

 

[Sammysub07]

First of all, it's about time.


Secondly, that's probably not true.

Gets sticky from making eye contact while sucking down popsicles

What’s about time, ris?

Damn, just eye contact?

Nuts quickly from eye contact

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What’s about time, ris?

Damn, just eye contact?

Nuts quickly from eye contact

Only certain eyes, and I'm not ashamed of that!

Thinks using modern slang keeps her hip with the youths.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only certain eyes, and I'm not ashamed of that!

Thinks using modern slang keeps her hip with the youths.

Does it not?

Wrote an immature lexicon of modern slang … old folk who read it and use it now look like fools. Dagnabbit!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hates eating messy when she eats. She puts on culinary armor. Gloves. Bibs. A bib for the bib. Napking on her lap and one for each knee. And and and

He doesn't allow culinary armor in his house. You eat cleanly or not at all!

 

[Sammysub07]

Does it not?

Wrote an immature lexicon of modern slang … old folk who read it and use it now look like fools. Dagnabbit!

Publishes books for the 30+ crowd only makes a killing

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Publishes books for the 30+ crowd only makes a killing

Believes anyone under 30 probably couldn't read a whole book.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Believes anyone under 30 probably couldn't read a whole book.

Only reads picture books.... ok they are magazines... ok they are porn magazines... ok they are porn videos! Gosh

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only reads picture books.... ok they are magazines... ok they are porn magazines... ok they are porn videos! Gosh

Stars in said videos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Stars in said videos

Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed

Confuses Marines and Airmen and can't understand why he only needs one hand.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed

Hey lies Chloe, lies

Keeps sending me vids to bookmark

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Confuses Marines and Airmen and can't understand why he only needs one hand.

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

Hey lies Chloe, lies

Keeps sending me vids to bookmark

He is my best customer

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

Thinks I could ever get those 3 confused, which is insulting to us all

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

Won't even consider me as a customer

 

[cactusjack0584]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

Asks to be paid in spankings

 

[TXRafe]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...

Doesn't spellcheck before posting

 

[cactusjack0584]

created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...

Wants to put the spectrum in prism…

nerdy dad joke

 

[Sammysub07]

Won't even consider me as a customer

Definitely a customer!

Asks to be paid in spankings

Spankings and cash, Sir!

Thinks money comes from papier-mâché

 

[cactusjack0584]

Definitely a customer!

Spankings and cash, Sir!

Thinks money comes from papier-mâché

Loves to guest star in the same videos

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks I could ever get those 3 confused, which is insulting to us all

Likes to play the cello at campfires during scary ghost story time.

Won't even consider me as a customer

Tells the most frightening ghost stories but alas, he’s trying to tell scary jokes.