~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Likes to play the cello at campfires during scary ghost story time.

Tells the most frightening ghost stories but alas, he’s trying to tell scary jokes.

Doesn't know the cello is the best string instrument

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wants to put the spectrum in prism…

nerdy dad joke

It’ll just be a light sentence

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’ll just be a light sentence

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get

 

[SmokingFap]

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

Sharpest cheddar in the cheese case.

 

[Sammysub07]

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

Wants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happen

 

[cactusjack0584]

Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get

Her eyes roll too… but for way different reasons…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get

Rude.

Wants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happen

I need to practice, it's been a minute!

Her eyes roll too… but for way different reasons…

Rolls his own, but not his eyes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Sharpest cheddar in the cheese case.

He never stops making dad jokes. In fact, he has one ready for every climax

Wants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happen

She only knows how to make my eyes roll... in a hot way... none of the guys are now picturing that

Rude.


I need to practice, it's been a minute!


Rolls his own, but not his eyes

Tries to make his tongue roll. He keeps getting it stuck in really weird places

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He never stops making dad jokes. In fact, he has one ready for every climax

She only knows how to make my eyes roll... in a hot way... none of the guys are now picturing that

Tries to make his tongue roll. He keeps getting it stuck in really weird places

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

Is currently re-writing the dictionary, hoping his version will be the one everyone uses from now on

 

[cactusjack0584]

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

Gets drunk and fights stop signs… yelling “you can’t tell me what to do?!”

 

[Sammysub07]

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic

Thinks Weird All makes sexy music

 

[cactusjack0584]

Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic

Has sex dreams about both of them… at the same time…

 

[Sammysub07]

Thinks Weird All makes sexy music

Supposed to be lies!

Made his own techno music with the lyrics, “Dude, where’s my car? I left it at the stop sign”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Supposed to be lies!

Made his own techno music with the lyrics, “Dude, where’s my car? I left it at the stop sign”

Underestimates my musical prowess

 

[Sammysub07]

Underestimates my musical prowess

Didn’t know your balls weren’t meant to be the symbols in the studio track!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has sex dreams about both of them… at the same time…

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

Didn’t know your balls weren’t meant to be the symbols in the studio track!

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

Is afraid to perform experimental music with his dingaling and moraccas.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

If you watch closely, you'll see him on those old Riverdance VHS tapes

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If you watch closely, you'll see him on those old Riverdance VHS tapes

Masturbates to old Riverdance VHS tapes

 

[Sammysub07]

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

Polish roots. Many years spent polka dancing at summer festivals

Wants brats to dance for him but he got his dance lesson times mixed with his spank signal

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Masturbates to old Riverdance VHS tapes

So does he

But he does it like a funny edging session. Trying to match his strokes to those fancy feet

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So does he

But he does it like a funny edging session. Trying to match his strokes to those fancy feet

Wishes she could keep the same pace I can.