~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He never stops making dad jokes. In fact, he has one ready for every climax

She only knows how to make my eyes roll... in a hot way... none of the guys are now picturing that

Tries to make his tongue roll. He keeps getting it stuck in really weird places

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

Is currently re-writing the dictionary, hoping his version will be the one everyone uses from now on

 

[cactusjack0584]

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

Gets drunk and fights stop signs… yelling “you can’t tell me what to do?!”

 

[Sammysub07]

Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"

Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic

Thinks Weird All makes sexy music

 

[cactusjack0584]

Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic

Has sex dreams about both of them… at the same time…

 

[Sammysub07]

Thinks Weird All makes sexy music

Supposed to be lies!

Made his own techno music with the lyrics, “Dude, where’s my car? I left it at the stop sign”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Supposed to be lies!

Made his own techno music with the lyrics, “Dude, where’s my car? I left it at the stop sign”

Underestimates my musical prowess

 

[Sammysub07]

Underestimates my musical prowess

Didn’t know your balls weren’t meant to be the symbols in the studio track!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has sex dreams about both of them… at the same time…

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

Didn’t know your balls weren’t meant to be the symbols in the studio track!

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

Is afraid to perform experimental music with his dingaling and moraccas.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

If you watch closely, you'll see him on those old Riverdance VHS tapes

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

If you watch closely, you'll see him on those old Riverdance VHS tapes

Masturbates to old Riverdance VHS tapes

 

[Sammysub07]

He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams

wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.

Polish roots. Many years spent polka dancing at summer festivals

Wants brats to dance for him but he got his dance lesson times mixed with his spank signal

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Masturbates to old Riverdance VHS tapes

So does he

But he does it like a funny edging session. Trying to match his strokes to those fancy feet

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So does he

But he does it like a funny edging session. Trying to match his strokes to those fancy feet

Wishes she could keep the same pace I can.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wishes she could keep the same pace I can.

Doesn't realize that I can keep any pace I want. I just tell him I can't keep pace so that he can puff his chest out proudly

 

[Sammysub07]

Doesn't realize that I can keep any pace I want. I just tell him I can't keep pace so that he can puff his chest out proudly

Here I am to keep any pace I want
Dare I to flirt and flaunt
Brats can change just like any font
Runs away yelling “catch me if you want”

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Here I am to keep any pace I want
Dare I to flirt and flaunt
Brats can change just like any font
Runs away yelling “catch me if you want”

Runs only virtually because she knows she'd be caught otherwise.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Here I am to keep any pace I want
Dare I to flirt and flaunt
Brats can change just like any font
Runs away yelling “catch me if you want”

Loves to bounce and tease
Catches boys attention with ease
Hates it when she doesn't please
Waits in apology on her knees

Runs only virtually because she knows she'd be caught otherwise.

He doesn't chase. He just stares on in lamenting sorrow

 

[Jaws82]

Loves to bounce and tease
Catches boys attention with ease
Hates it when she doesn't please
Waits in apology on her knees

He doesn't chase. He just stares on in lamenting sorrow

Doesn't chase. She baits traps and waits

 

[Sammysub07]

Loves to bounce and tease
Catches boys attention with ease
Hates it when she doesn't please
Waits in apology on her knees

He doesn't chase. He just stares on in lamenting sorrow

Is so fast she has the spirit of a fairy!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Here I am to keep any pace I want
Dare I to flirt and flaunt
Brats can change just like any font
Runs away yelling “catch me if you want”

Loves to bounce and tease
Catches boys attention with ease
Hates it when she doesn't please
Waits in apology on her knees

He doesn't chase. He just stares on in lamenting sorrow

Get it, girls!!

Doesn't chase. She baits traps and waits

Eats, Chutes and Leaves … thus, chases commas everywhere

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is so fast she has the spirit of a fairy!

Legend has it … she and @Chloe_Harper will prove they have tinker bell butts , too

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Legend has it … she and @Chloe_Harper will prove they have tinker bell butts , too

Pretends he doesn't stare at Sammy and Chloe's butts.