SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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Sharpest cheddar in the cheese case.Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.
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Sharpest cheddar in the cheese case.Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.
Wants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happenDoesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.
Her eyes roll too… but for way different reasons…Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get
Rude.Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get
I need to practice, it's been a minute!Wants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happen![]()
Rolls his own, but not his eyesHer eyes roll too… but for way different reasons…![]()
He never stops making dad jokes. In fact, he has one ready for every climaxSharpest cheddar in the cheese case.
She only knows how to make my eyes roll... in a hot way... none of the guys are now picturing thatWants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happen![]()
Tries to make his tongue roll. He keeps getting it stuck in really weird placesRude.
I need to practice, it's been a minute!
Rolls his own, but not his eyes
Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"He never stops making dad jokes. In fact, he has one ready for every climax
She only knows how to make my eyes roll... in a hot way... none of the guys are now picturing that
Tries to make his tongue roll. He keeps getting it stuck in really weird places
Is currently re-writing the dictionary, hoping his version will be the one everyone uses from now onConfuses the words "fun" and "weird"
Gets drunk and fights stop signs… yelling “you can’t tell me what to do?!”Confuses the words "fun" and "weird"
Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” YankovicConfuses the words "fun" and "weird"
Thinks Weird All makes sexy musicThink those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic
Has sex dreams about both of them… at the same time…Think those two words come from Bill Nye The Science Guy and “Weird Al” Yankovic
Supposed to be lies!Thinks Weird All makes sexy music
Underestimates my musical prowessSupposed to be lies!
Made his own techno music with the lyrics, “Dude, where’s my car? I left it at the stop sign”
Didn’t know your balls weren’t meant to be the symbols in the studio track!Underestimates my musical prowess
He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreamsHas sex dreams about both of them… at the same time…![]()
wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.Didn’t know your balls weren’t meant to be the symbols in the studio track!
Is afraid to perform experimental music with his dingaling and moraccas.He plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams
wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.
If you watch closely, you'll see him on those old Riverdance VHS tapesHe plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams
wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.
Masturbates to old Riverdance VHS tapesIf you watch closely, you'll see him on those old Riverdance VHS tapes
Polish roots. Many years spent polka dancing at summer festivalsHe plays polka on the accordion to encourage sexy wierd al dreams
wanted to learn to dance the polka, but all the local dance instructors only knew tap and river dance.
So does heMasturbates to old Riverdance VHS tapes
Wishes she could keep the same pace I can.So does he
But he does it like a funny edging session. Trying to match his strokes to those fancy feet
Doesn't realize that I can keep any pace I want. I just tell him I can't keep pace so that he can puff his chest out proudlyWishes she could keep the same pace I can.
Here I am to keep any pace I wantDoesn't realize that I can keep any pace I want. I just tell him I can't keep pace so that he can puff his chest out proudly
Runs only virtually because she knows she'd be caught otherwise.Here I am to keep any pace I want
Dare I to flirt and flaunt
Brats can change just like any font
Runs away yelling “catch me if you want”
Loves to bounce and teaseHere I am to keep any pace I want
Dare I to flirt and flaunt
Brats can change just like any font
Runs away yelling “catch me if you want”
He doesn't chase. He just stares on in lamenting sorrowRuns only virtually because she knows she'd be caught otherwise.