~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Only certain eyes, and I'm not ashamed of that!

Thinks using modern slang keeps her hip with the youths.

Does it not?

Wrote an immature lexicon of modern slang … old folk who read it and use it now look like fools. Dagnabbit!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hates eating messy when she eats. She puts on culinary armor. Gloves. Bibs. A bib for the bib. Napking on her lap and one for each knee. And and and

He doesn't allow culinary armor in his house. You eat cleanly or not at all!

 

[Sammysub07]

Does it not?

Wrote an immature lexicon of modern slang … old folk who read it and use it now look like fools. Dagnabbit!

Publishes books for the 30+ crowd only makes a killing

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Publishes books for the 30+ crowd only makes a killing

Believes anyone under 30 probably couldn't read a whole book.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Believes anyone under 30 probably couldn't read a whole book.

Only reads picture books.... ok they are magazines... ok they are porn magazines... ok they are porn videos! Gosh

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only reads picture books.... ok they are magazines... ok they are porn magazines... ok they are porn videos! Gosh

Stars in said videos

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Stars in said videos

Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed

Confuses Marines and Airmen and can't understand why he only needs one hand.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has them all bookmarked on his phone. For research. Don't ask why his research is always one handed

Hey lies Chloe, lies

Keeps sending me vids to bookmark

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Confuses Marines and Airmen and can't understand why he only needs one hand.

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

Hey lies Chloe, lies

Keeps sending me vids to bookmark

He is my best customer

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

Thinks I could ever get those 3 confused, which is insulting to us all

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

Won't even consider me as a customer

 

[cactusjack0584]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

Asks to be paid in spankings

 

[TXRafe]

Confuses me with @BrendaBear and @Sammysub07 all the time... we are the Brat Pack, not Brat Triplets

He is my best customer

created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...

Doesn't spellcheck before posting

 

[cactusjack0584]

created what is now known as the brat pack subby spectrum...it goes from @Sammysub07 to @BrendaBear with @chole_harper somewhere in the middle...

Wants to put the spectrum in prism…

nerdy dad joke

 

[Sammysub07]

Won't even consider me as a customer

Definitely a customer!

Asks to be paid in spankings

Spankings and cash, Sir!

Thinks money comes from papier-mâché

 

[cactusjack0584]

Definitely a customer!

Spankings and cash, Sir!

Thinks money comes from papier-mâché

Loves to guest star in the same videos

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks I could ever get those 3 confused, which is insulting to us all

Likes to play the cello at campfires during scary ghost story time.

Won't even consider me as a customer

Tells the most frightening ghost stories but alas, he’s trying to tell scary jokes.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Likes to play the cello at campfires during scary ghost story time.

Tells the most frightening ghost stories but alas, he’s trying to tell scary jokes.

Doesn't know the cello is the best string instrument

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Wants to put the spectrum in prism…

nerdy dad joke

It’ll just be a light sentence

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’ll just be a light sentence

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

Eye rolls at all the subbies online. Pouting because he wants all the attention they get

 

[SmokingFap]

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

Sharpest cheddar in the cheese case.

 

[Sammysub07]

Doesn't realize he'll be the reason for the eye roll reaction.

Wants to be the reason women’s eyes roll but can’t figure out how to make it happen