~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Tries her best to disprove what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas sloga

He has never been in Las Vegas… he has no idea what happens here.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Moonlights as an Elvis impersonator

 

[Sammysub07]

He has never been in Las Vegas… he has no idea what happens here.

Plays the air guitar wearing brat halos

 

[Trubbycat]

Wears brat halos and nothing else to Ted Talks

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Plays the air guitar wearing brat halos

Her frett work puts Eddy Van Halen to shame

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Her frett work puts Eddy Van Halen to shame

Is one of the 3 people on Earth who prefer Sammy Hagar to David Lee Roth

 

[Scarred65]

Is one of the 3 people on Earth who prefer Sammy Hagar to David Lee Roth

Wears less make up than Dave Lee

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wears less make up than Dave Lee

Wears more makeup than Gene Simmons

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wears less make up than Dave Lee

That’s definitely true, considering I don’t wear makeup

Wears more makeup than Gene Simmons

Has a longer tongue than Gene Simmons

 

[HollyS]

That’s definitely true, considering I don’t wear makeup


Has a longer tongue than Gene Simmons

Once had a tongue-wrestling match with Gene Simmons.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Once had a tongue-wrestling match with Gene Simmons.

once auditioned for a starring role in a John Holmes movie

 

[Scarred65]

once auditioned for a starring role in a John Holmes movie

Got arrested for pretending to be John Holmes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Got arrested for pretending to be John Holmes

Can identify John Holmes while blindfolded

 

[Scarred65]

Can identify John Holmes while blindfolded

Only with my mouth

 

[HollyS]

Only with my mouth

Isn't grossed out at all by visions of oral sex with a dead pornstar who died of aids. Nope, not even a little.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Isn't grossed out at all by visions of oral sex with a dead pornstar who died of aids. Nope, not even a little.

Likes to go see those Quite Place movies and talk on her phone the whole time

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to go see those Quite Place movies and talk on her phone the whole time

He went to a quiet place once. It was a library. He just enjoys loudly shushing people.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He went to a quiet place once. It was a library. He just enjoys loudly shushing people.

She goes to the nude beach and enjoys pointing and laughing

 

[BrendaBear]

She goes to the nude beach and enjoys pointing and laughing

But it was cool, because he didn’t mind being laughed at.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She goes to the nude beach and enjoys pointing and laughing

Frequents the nude beaches I go to and strikes poses near the shore yelling "I challenge you, Poseidon!"

But it was cool, because he didn’t mind being laughed at.

She comes with me to the bude beach, and hands out coupons to BetterHelp for the people I point and laugh at

 

[Hornymwtxn]

But it was cool, because he didn’t mind being laughed at.

Humor isn't my best feature.

 

[shybutobscene]

Humor isn't my best feature.

Loves to tell his favorite joke while visiting nude beaches. "How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?". "It's not hard".

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Frequents the nude beaches I go to and strikes poses near the shore yelling "I challenge you, Poseidon!"

She comes with me to the bude beach, and hands out coupons to BetterHelp for the people I point and laugh at

Uses her aquaman bendable toy in unintended ways

 

[Photog1rl]

Loves to tell his favorite joke while visiting nude beaches. "How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?". "It's not hard".

hates oral sex. Giving and receiving.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

hates oral sex. Giving and receiving.

Hates that biggalute fella