~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Once had a tongue-wrestling match with Gene Simmons.

once auditioned for a starring role in a John Holmes movie

 

[Scarred65]

once auditioned for a starring role in a John Holmes movie

Got arrested for pretending to be John Holmes

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Got arrested for pretending to be John Holmes

Can identify John Holmes while blindfolded

 

[Scarred65]

Can identify John Holmes while blindfolded

Only with my mouth

 

[HollyS]

Only with my mouth

Isn't grossed out at all by visions of oral sex with a dead pornstar who died of aids. Nope, not even a little.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Isn't grossed out at all by visions of oral sex with a dead pornstar who died of aids. Nope, not even a little.

Likes to go see those Quite Place movies and talk on her phone the whole time

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Likes to go see those Quite Place movies and talk on her phone the whole time

He went to a quiet place once. It was a library. He just enjoys loudly shushing people.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He went to a quiet place once. It was a library. He just enjoys loudly shushing people.

She goes to the nude beach and enjoys pointing and laughing

 

[BrendaBear]

She goes to the nude beach and enjoys pointing and laughing

But it was cool, because he didn’t mind being laughed at.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She goes to the nude beach and enjoys pointing and laughing

Frequents the nude beaches I go to and strikes poses near the shore yelling "I challenge you, Poseidon!"

But it was cool, because he didn’t mind being laughed at.

She comes with me to the bude beach, and hands out coupons to BetterHelp for the people I point and laugh at

 

[Hornymwtxn]

But it was cool, because he didn’t mind being laughed at.

Humor isn't my best feature.

 

[shybutobscene]

Humor isn't my best feature.

Loves to tell his favorite joke while visiting nude beaches. "How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?". "It's not hard".

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Frequents the nude beaches I go to and strikes poses near the shore yelling "I challenge you, Poseidon!"

She comes with me to the bude beach, and hands out coupons to BetterHelp for the people I point and laugh at

Uses her aquaman bendable toy in unintended ways

 

[Photog1rl]

Loves to tell his favorite joke while visiting nude beaches. "How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?". "It's not hard".

hates oral sex. Giving and receiving.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

hates oral sex. Giving and receiving.

Hates that biggalute fella

 

[dancerbabe2000]

Never horny, like ever.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hates that biggalute fella

He hates panties. Just hates them. Goes into lingerie stores making a mess of the displays, throwing panties everywhere, yelling about how much panties are the worst

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Never horny, like ever.

Wears A cup sized bras

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Wears A cup sized bras

Hates tater tots

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hates tater tots

Eats just one lays chip every time

 

[Scarred65]

Eats just one lays chip every time

Eats a bag of reaper chips before every meal.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Eats a bag of reaper chips before every meal.

Cries everytime he watches Titanic. Yells "then why are you letting him go, Rose? Whyyyyy" at the TV every time

 

[AlexBailey]

Cries everytime he watches Titanic. Yells "then why are you letting him go, Rose? Whyyyyy" at the TV every time

Went on a cruise and was sorely disappointed that she couldn’t lean over the bow of the ship like Rose and Jack.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Cries everytime he watches Titanic. Yells "then why are you letting him go, Rose? Whyyyyy" at the TV every time

Watches Forrest Gump and can recite all of Bubba's recipes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Went on a cruise and was sorely disappointed that she couldn’t lean over the bow of the ship like Rose and Jack.

Watches Forrest Gump and can recite all of Bubba's recipes

Neither of these would be lies

They are collaborating on a new movie script combining Forrest Gump and Titanic. But it will also be porn. It's... a work in progress