~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[dancerbabe2000]

Never horny, like ever.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hates that biggalute fella

He hates panties. Just hates them. Goes into lingerie stores making a mess of the displays, throwing panties everywhere, yelling about how much panties are the worst

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Never horny, like ever.

Wears A cup sized bras

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Wears A cup sized bras

Hates tater tots

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Hates tater tots

Eats just one lays chip every time

 

[Scarred65]

Eats just one lays chip every time

Eats a bag of reaper chips before every meal.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Eats a bag of reaper chips before every meal.

Cries everytime he watches Titanic. Yells "then why are you letting him go, Rose? Whyyyyy" at the TV every time

 

[AlexBailey]

Cries everytime he watches Titanic. Yells "then why are you letting him go, Rose? Whyyyyy" at the TV every time

Went on a cruise and was sorely disappointed that she couldn’t lean over the bow of the ship like Rose and Jack.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Cries everytime he watches Titanic. Yells "then why are you letting him go, Rose? Whyyyyy" at the TV every time

Watches Forrest Gump and can recite all of Bubba's recipes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Went on a cruise and was sorely disappointed that she couldn’t lean over the bow of the ship like Rose and Jack.

Watches Forrest Gump and can recite all of Bubba's recipes

Neither of these would be lies

They are collaborating on a new movie script combining Forrest Gump and Titanic. But it will also be porn. It's... a work in progress

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Neither of these would be lies

They are collaborating on a new movie script combining Forrest Gump and Titanic. But it will also be porn. It's... a work in progress

Run Jenny run

 

[Azuldrgon]

Run Jenny run

Knows Jenny's number and actually met his wife when he called.

 

[Scarred65]

Knows Jenny's number and actually met his wife when he called.

Has an allergy to shrimp only alleviated by dropping priceless jewels into the sea.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Knows Jenny's number and actually met his wife when he called.

Everybody knows Jenny's number, it's 867-5309

Has an allergy to shrimp only alleviated by dropping priceless jewels into the sea.

Has an allergy to shrimp only alleviated by dropping his family jewels into the sea

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Everybody knows Jenny's number, it's 867-5309


Has an allergy to shrimp only alleviated by dropping his family jewels into the sea

Makes the most delicious breakfast meal there is

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Makes the most delicious breakfast meal there is

This is supposed to be a baseless lies thread, brosef

Is neither lovely nor a nudist. Thinks "alovely" is a word that means not lovely and simply lurks in nudest colonies, hiding behind coat racks hoping to see dangly bits.

 

[Azuldrgon]

This is supposed to be a baseless lies thread, brosef

Is neither lovely nor a nudist. Thinks "alovely" is a word that means not lovely and simply lurks in nudest colonies, hiding behind coat racks hoping to see dangly bits.

Can't stand cereal....except maybe grits.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can't stand cereal....except maybe grits.

He is a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He is a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Actually never dances and secretly has the rhythm of an awkward 13 year old white boy

 

[BrendaBear]

He is a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

He even thinks the sound of it is something quite atrocious

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually never dances and secretly has the rhythm of an awkward 13 year old white boy

He dances like a middle aged, drunken white guy… which is very funny to watch.

 

[Scarred65]

He dances like a middle aged, drunken white guy… which is very funny to watch.

Dances like Dick van Dyke

 

[Hornymwtxn]

He dances like a middle aged, drunken white guy… which is very funny to watch.

Was the choreographer on the Soul Train

 

[BrendaBear]

Dances like Dick van Dyke

Talks like Dick Van Dyke trying to do a cockney accent - but that is his normal way of communicating

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He dances like a middle aged, drunken white guy… which is very funny to watch.

I AM a middle aged white guy

Would happily electrocute me just to watch me "dance"