~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Hornymwtxn]

Is hallucinating his entire reality

Knows the side effects of halcyon

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m very sure im hallucinating this entire thread.


she’s also one of my hallucinations and brings me secret government information dressed up like Carmen San Diego and with a Russian accent!

She's dressed like Carmen San Diego in his hallucinations because he's always asking "Where in the world is Brenda the cutest bear?"

 

[BrendaBear]

She's dressed like Carmen San Diego in his hallucinations because he's always asking "Where in the world is Brenda the cutest bear?"

She encouraged the dancer to dress like Waldo and hang out in crowds.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Knows the side effects of halcyon

Ate an entire bottle of halcion and is now in respiratory failure

She encouraged the dancer to dress like Waldo and hang out in crowds.

Is actually Waldo and Carmen Sandiego's secret love child

 

[BrendaBear]

Is actually Waldo and Carmen Sandiego's secret love child

He doesn’t know I am older than he is.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He doesn’t know I am older than he is.

Assumes I am not actually the subject of the Metallica song "The Thing That Should Not Be"

 

[BrendaBear]

Assumes I am not actually the subject of the Metallica song "The Thing That Should Not Be"

Assumes I have listened to much Metallica… (nope).

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Assumes I have listened to much Metallica… (nope).

Had designed her own gun. She’s going to name it after herself. The B.B. Gun.

Wait …

 

[Scarred65]

Assumes I have listened to much Metallica… (nope).

Is the child of both the Mamas and the Papas

 

[BrendaBear]

Assumes I am not actually the subject of the Metallica song "The Thing That Should Not Be"

Oh oh oh! He assumes he is not the subject of the Led Zep song “Fool In The Rain”

 

[BrendaBear]

Is the child of both the Mamas and the Papas

Thinks I am Chynna Phillips! And I am totally cool with that.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh oh oh! He assumes he is not the subject of the Led Zep song “Fool In The Rain”

Puts Pink Floyd's song comfortably numb on repeat for her self pleasure sessions

 

[Scarred65]

Puts Pink Floyd's song comfortably numb on repeat for her self pleasure sessions

Thinks "Welcome to the Machine" is the best chat up line ever

 

[HollyS]

Lost his virginity listening to "Have a Cigar."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks "Welcome to the Machine" is the best chat up line ever

Thinks Roseanne Barr's star spangled banner rendition was better than Whitney Houston's

 

[BrendaBear]

Lost his virginity listening to "Have a Cigar."

likes to hang out on the Dark Side Of The Moon

 

[BrendaBear]

Thinks Roseanne Barr's star spangled banner rendition was better than Whitney Houston's

Doesn’t admit Jimi’s was better than both

 

[Scarred65]

Doesn’t admit Jimi’s was better than both

Was the baby born at Woodstock to Jimi's performance

 

[BrendaBear]

Was the baby born at Woodstock to Jimi's performance

God wouldn’t that be cool?? I am a little older than that… not a lot, still Gen X…


He doesn’t get proper rock and roll.., he prefers…… opera.

 

[Scarred65]

God wouldn’t that be cool?? I am a little older than that… not a lot, still Gen X…


He doesn’t get proper rock and roll.., he prefers…… opera.

Won't admit that cruising the strip, top down, blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" is her morning routine.

 

[BrendaBear]

Won't admit that cruising the strip, top down, blasting "Ride of the Valkyries" is her morning routine.

That would be sooo cool!!! . I need to get another convertible!!


He can read minds amazingly well… he just has no idea who’s mind it is,

 

[AlwaysDancing]

That would be sooo cool!!! . I need to get another convertible!!


He can read minds amazingly well… he just has no idea who’s mind it is,

Holds the work record for most grape in her mouth without crushing them.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Holds the work record for most grape in her mouth without crushing them.

He once tried to break her record, but then started eating every grape he put in his mouth. He never made it past one. He forgot the game. Silly man.

 

[BrendaBear]

Holds the work record for most grape in her mouth without crushing them.

The dancer is very confused....

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[BrendaBear]

He once tried to break her record, but then started eating every grape he put in his mouth. He never made it past one. He forgot the game. Silly man.

She almost peed herself laughing... which resulted in her getting a serious spanking from the dancer.