~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

Was the choreographer on the Soul Train

Finished other people’s sentences … with geometric proofs and theorems!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Dances like Dick van Dyke

Doesn't understand dicks and dykes don't mix

 

[Scarred65]

Doesn't understand dicks and dykes don't mix

Wishes they did, guvn'r

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Finished other people’s sentences … with geometric proofs and theorems!

A beautiful mind was based upon him

 

[BrendaBear]

I AM a middle aged white guy

But are you drunk?? Can someone get this guy a drink??? Thank you!

**** skip this ****

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

A beautiful mind was based upon him

Idiocracy was based on him

 

[BrendaBear]

A beautiful mind was based upon him

A beautiful mind was corrupted by him… and they liked what they learned….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

A beautiful mind was based upon him

I’m very sure im hallucinating this entire thread.

A beautiful mind was corrupted by him… and they liked what they learned….

she’s also one of my hallucinations and brings me secret government information dressed up like Carmen San Diego and with a Russian accent!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

A beautiful mind was corrupted by him… and they liked what they learned….

Thinks the jackass movies are oscar worthy

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I’m very sure im hallucinating this entire thread.


she’s also one of my hallucinations and brings me secret government information dressed up like Carmen San Diego and with a Russian accent!

Is hallucinating his entire reality

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Is hallucinating his entire reality

Knows the side effects of halcyon

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m very sure im hallucinating this entire thread.


she’s also one of my hallucinations and brings me secret government information dressed up like Carmen San Diego and with a Russian accent!

She's dressed like Carmen San Diego in his hallucinations because he's always asking "Where in the world is Brenda the cutest bear?"

 

[BrendaBear]

She's dressed like Carmen San Diego in his hallucinations because he's always asking "Where in the world is Brenda the cutest bear?"

She encouraged the dancer to dress like Waldo and hang out in crowds.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Knows the side effects of halcyon

Ate an entire bottle of halcion and is now in respiratory failure

She encouraged the dancer to dress like Waldo and hang out in crowds.

Is actually Waldo and Carmen Sandiego's secret love child

 

[BrendaBear]

Is actually Waldo and Carmen Sandiego's secret love child

He doesn’t know I am older than he is.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

He doesn’t know I am older than he is.

Assumes I am not actually the subject of the Metallica song "The Thing That Should Not Be"

 

[BrendaBear]

Assumes I am not actually the subject of the Metallica song "The Thing That Should Not Be"

Assumes I have listened to much Metallica… (nope).

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Assumes I have listened to much Metallica… (nope).

Had designed her own gun. She’s going to name it after herself. The B.B. Gun.

Wait …

 

[Scarred65]

Assumes I have listened to much Metallica… (nope).

Is the child of both the Mamas and the Papas

 

[BrendaBear]

Assumes I am not actually the subject of the Metallica song "The Thing That Should Not Be"

Oh oh oh! He assumes he is not the subject of the Led Zep song “Fool In The Rain”

 

[BrendaBear]

Is the child of both the Mamas and the Papas

Thinks I am Chynna Phillips! And I am totally cool with that.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Oh oh oh! He assumes he is not the subject of the Led Zep song “Fool In The Rain”

Puts Pink Floyd's song comfortably numb on repeat for her self pleasure sessions

 

[Scarred65]

Puts Pink Floyd's song comfortably numb on repeat for her self pleasure sessions

Thinks "Welcome to the Machine" is the best chat up line ever

 

[HollyS]

Lost his virginity listening to "Have a Cigar."

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Thinks "Welcome to the Machine" is the best chat up line ever

Thinks Roseanne Barr's star spangled banner rendition was better than Whitney Houston's