~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Wandering_Sen]

Wanted a beer poured from a German barmaid during a Munich Oktoberfest once. Instead got the barmaid's less charming male cousin and a warm PBR.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Was really upset when his replica Harry potter wand didn't work when casting Phalic Engorgio.

Tried to do phallic graffiti on my front gate but my electric sheep security zapped him away.

@Wandering_Sen is Rocket Racoons seconds cousin twice removed.

 

[MrPimms]

Tried to do phallic graffiti on my front gate but my electric sheep security zapped him away.

@Wandering_Sen is Rocket Racoons seconds cousin twice removed.

Is in frequent dispute with his optician, claiming that the sight test for his monocle eye should be 50% off.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Is in frequent dispute with his optician, claiming that the sight test for his monocle eye should be 50% off.

Is the owner of said optometry shop, is just trying to publicly shame me into stop asking for the monocle discount because it hurts his bottom line.

 

[Wandering_Sen]

Only wears the monocle to attempt to look foppish.

 

[MrPimms]

Only wears the monocle to attempt to look foppish.

Is only quiet when in his Travel Bookshop in Notting Hill. (Richard Curtis still owes him for the royalties)

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Has over $100 in late book fees

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Has over $100 in late book fees

Tried using her cleavage to get out of a book fine, that is why there is now a $10 charge for trying to bribe the librarian!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The monocle isn't even prescription

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

The monocle isn't even prescription

Only thinks it not prescription because she is in denial that her eye sight is as bad as my monocle eye!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The mustache is real but the jawline isn't.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

The mustache is real but the jawline isn't.

Is now attempting to deflect her poor eye sight by disparaging my avatar, the audacity!

Though I'm sure she would look good in glasses.

 

[Stephie02]

Uses Sir because he thought he was knighted but he was really just at Madame Tussauds

 

[SimonSex]

Has Naugahyde undies

 

[Wandering_Sen]

His real name is Simon Peter Gruber.

 

[Stephie02]

Is a home body

 

[SimonSex]

PTA President

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Mr Olympia runner up

 

[SimonSex]

Fluffer

 

[Stephie02]

Mr Olympia runner up

Prefers English food to Mexican

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Prefers English food to Mexican

There are some things you don't play with!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Prefers English food to Mexican

Has a twin sister, so if you ever see Stephie01 you know they are related.

There are some things you don't play with!

Really will play with anything, including electric sheep in a downpour.

 

[SimonSex]

Was Knighted by EX-Prince Andrew

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Was Knighted by EX-Prince Andrew

Was Prince Andrew's muscle at the time, so he can vouch for my knighthood.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Only rents the top half of a tuxedo for every photoshoot