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TomBoner
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Would you prefer playing lawyer?Are you wanting to play doctor together caress?
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Uhhhhhh ... have you ever had fun with a lawyer?
morning indi!
Doesn't that depend on what your definition of fum is?
Good morning, HWW.
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Doesn't that depend on what your definition of fum is?
Good morning, HWW.
What the hell is HWW?
And no ... by any definition, I've never had fun with a lawyer. Have you?
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Doesn't that depend on what your definition of fum is?
Good morning, HWW.
Isn't p"laying lawyer" just getting screwed?
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Wouldn't that be the ultimate type of BDSM screwin?
Dealing with a lawyer definitely counts as a masochistic experience, right?
And don't you remember you had been rechristened Humble Wee-Wee? HWW is the short form for that.
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Dealing with a lawyer definitely counts as a masochistic experience, right?
And don't you remember you had been rechristened Humble Wee-Wee? HWW is the short form for that.
Awwwww ...
... my penis thanks you ...... and his best friends my balls thank you too!
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Wait!
... Is a humble penis a good thing? Awwwww ...
... and his best friends my balls thank you too!
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Wait!
Doesn't that depend on which definition of 'humble' is being used?
Can a rock hard throbbing 8 inch thick piece of manly muscle ever really be considered humble?
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OK ... so how 'bout a 7 incher?
Don't you know that a cocky cock is a turn-off?
TomBoner
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Don't you know that a cocky cock is a turn-off?
Is a rock hard throbbing 8 inch ... errrrr ... I mean 7 inch ... thick piece of manly muscle automatically cocky?
Can we talk about your sexual organs for a while?
Is a rock hard throbbing 8 inch ... errrrr ... I mean 7 inch ... thick piece of manly muscle automatically cocky?
Can we talk about your sexual organs for a while?
Why? Are you finally tired of talking about yours?
TomBoner
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Why? Are you finally tired of talking about yours?
I'm just trying to be fair. How are your boobies feeling today?
I'm just trying to be fair. How are your boobies feeling today?
They are feeling great. Thanks for asking.
Is that your usual go-to line?
TomBoner
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They are feeling great. Thanks for asking.
Is that your usual go-to line?
Would it surprise you that you're the only one who ever answered it?
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OK ... so it might be you're the only one I've posed that question to ... but you're still the first to answer.
Do you feel special now?
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Did it make your nipples hard?
Would it surprise you that you're the only one who ever answered it?
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OK ... so it might be you're the only one I've posed that question to ... but you're still the first to answer.
Do you feel special now?
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Did it make your nipples hard?
No, hon, I think you're the special one here. In fact, I think you're extra special.
Isn't that right?
TomBoner
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No, hon, I think you're the special one here. In fact, I think you're extra special.
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Are you trying to arouse me?
TomBoner
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Is there anything that does not arouse you?
Hmmmmmmm ... not when you're around. You have this arousing affect on me.
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OK?
Do you think flattery is going to work?Hmmmmmmm ... not when you're around. You have this arousing affect on me.
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OK?
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Do you think flattery is going to work?
Umm ... wellll ...
... are your nipples getting hard now? Do you think stoned squirrels have that effect on women?Umm ... wellll ...
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