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[Indienne]

Given that nobody else does it for me, doesn't it seem fair that I do it for myself?

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We're talking flattery here, my girl ... not sex!

Are you sure?

 

[TomBoner]

Are you sure?

If we're talking about sex would you mind lending a hand?

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Or any other orifice of your choosing!

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Doncha hate referring to sexual organs as orifices?

 

[Indienne]

If we're talking about sex would you mind lending a hand?

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Or any other orifice of your choosing!

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Doncha hate referring to sexual organs as orifices?

You know you also have orifices. Why don't you try using them?

 

[Touch_72]

Isn't "orifices" an odd word? And flexible, too?

- "Lunch break's over... gotta head back to the orifice and get some work done."

- "I got pulled over the other day. They thought the car was stolen and sent like twenty orifices with guns drawn."

- "When porpoises and orcas mate... orifices."

 

[TomBoner]

You know you also have orifices. Why don't you try using them?

You know, I've never had the chance to personally meet your orifices, but I'm quite certain they'd be a hell of a lot enjoyable than mine! Well ... for me anyway! How do ya like that? I just complimented your orifices!

Isn't "orifices" an odd word? And flexible, too?

- "Lunch break's over... gotta head back to the orifice and get some work done."

- "I got pulled over the other day. They thought the car was stolen and sent like twenty orifices with guns drawn."

- "When porpoises and orcas mate... orifices."

Well, touch ... welcome to the party! Do you always introduce yourself with such unusual pizazz?

 

[Indienne]

Isn't "orifices" an odd word? And flexible, too?

- "Lunch break's over... gotta head back to the orifice and get some work done."

- "I got pulled over the other day. They thought the car was stolen and sent like twenty orifices with guns drawn."

- "When porpoises and orcas mate... orifices."

Hahahahaha I had no idea an orifice could be so flexible. When did you realise your orifices were so flexible?

Welcome to Lit.

ETA

You know, I've never had the chance to personally meet your orifices, but I'm quite certain they'd be a hell of a lot enjoyable than mine! Well ... for me anyway! How do ya like that? I just complimented your orifices!



Well, touch ... welcome to the party! Do you always introduce yourself with such unusual pizazz?

My orifices say, 'Thank you.' Happy?

 

[TomBoner]

My orifices say, 'Thank you.' Happy?

Doncha think orifices should only be allowed to say 'thank you' in an up close and personal way?

 

[Indienne]

Doncha think orifices should only be allowed to say 'thank you' in an up close and personal way?

Do you think I would let a stonehead come anywhere near my orifices?

 

[TomBoner]

Do you think I would let a stonehead come anywhere near my orifices?

Well ... it's only stoneheads orifices that want to get near your orifices. Is that better?

 

[Indienne]

Well ... it's only stoneheads orifices that want to get near your orifices. Is that better?

Will those orifices have a joint sticking out of them?

 

[TomBoner]

Will those orifices have a joint sticking out of them?

Not if they're up close and personal with yours! Wouldn't that be considered rude?

 

[Touch_72]

Well, touch ... welcome to the party! Do you always introduce yourself with such unusual pizazz?

If pizazz were usual, wouldn't it then not be pizazz?

No. Sometimes I grunt. Well, okay... rarely... but, sometimes.

Hahahahaha I had no idea an orifice could be so flexible. When did you realise your orifices were so flexible?

My orifices? Well, they flex as need be, I suppose. *lol*

Welcome to Lit.

Thanks!

Doncha think orifices should only be allowed to say 'thank you' in an up close and personal way?

And don't you think a hug should be part of that up close and personal thank you from orifices?

 

[TomBoner]

And don't you think a hug should be part of that up close and personal thank you from orifices?

A very tight squeezing hug with some wet kisses and licks to go along with them. Doesn't that sound nice?

 

[Touch_72]

A very tight squeezing hug with some wet kisses and licks to go along with them. Doesn't that sound nice?

When would it NOT sound nice?

Though doesn't it depend on whose orifice? Or, if not, does that mean a person is orificially a slut?

 

[TomBoner]

When would it NOT sound nice?

Though doesn't it depend on whose orifice? Or, if not, does that mean a person is orificially a slut?

Did you just call indi a slut?

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She's going to take an immediate liking to you!

 

[Touch_72]

Did you just call indi a slut?

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She's going to take an immediate liking to you!

*lol* Did I?

I meant the person who doesn't care whose orifices are doing the hugging with very tight squeezing and wet kisses, but are you suggesting that's her?

 

[BluKitten]

Did you just call indi a slut?

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She's going to take an immediate liking to you!

Don't you know that I am honor bound to defend my mistress, should she be insulted in any way?:caning:

 

[TomBoner]

Don't you know that I am honor bound to defend my mistress, should she be insulted in any way?:caning:

Listen her bluey! With what you post over on "Fuck me like this" you are like the absolute last person who ought to be thinking the slutty in anyway violates your mistresses honor!

Wouldn't you agree?

 

[Touch_72]

Don't you know that I am honor bound to defend my mistress, should she be insulted in any way?:caning:

Awwwwwwwww... Boner's in trouble!

 

[TomBoner]

*lol* Did I?

I meant the person who doesn't care whose orifices are doing the hugging with very tight squeezing and wet kisses, but are you suggesting that's her?

There's certain times of the day that it could be anybodies ... but I was addressing her's when I originally wrote that. However, I'm not overly picky really ... and since she's left ... .... ..... ????

 

[BluKitten]

Listen her bluey! With what you post over on "Fuck me like this" you are like the absolute last person who ought to be thinking the slutty in anyway violates your mistresses honor!

Wouldn't you agree?

I would not agree! Have you ever seen any posts by me in the "Fuck me like this" thread?

 

[TomBoner]

I would not agree! Have you ever seen any posts by me in the "Fuck me like this" thread?

I stand corrected. It's the "What gets you Sexually Excited?" thread ... which in your case is sometimes just breathing, me thinks! Am I wrong?

 

[Corbal]

I stand corrected. It's the "What gets you Sexually Excited?" thread ... which in your case is sometimes just breathing, me thinks! Am I wrong?

Do you have a dick? If so, then yes, you are wrong.

 

[woodpecker4175]

Do you have a dick? If so, then yes, you are wrong.

Yes I do, can you show me how to use it?

 

[Corbal]

Yes I do, can you show me how to use it?

Do you have a meat tenderizer?