Sase's Nest

[pleaz_me]

~Slips in to curl up in a safe little corner~

 

[done_got_old]

~Slips in to curl up in a safe little corner~

I hope the dog doesn't wee-wee on you.

 

[pleaz_me]

I hope the dog doesn't wee-wee on you.

That'd top my day off perfectly.

 

[done_got_old]

That'd top my day off perfectly.

I'm sure. You could think of it as a new kind of perfume.

 

[pleaz_me]

I'm sure. You could think of it as a new kind of perfume.

I don't need any help attracting animals.

 

[sasebrats]

~Slips in to curl up in a safe little corner~

Hi honey...how was today?

 

[sasebrats]

That'd top my day off perfectly.

oh that bad huh

 

[sasebrats]

I don't need any help attracting animals.

nope you seem to do a good job of that

 

[pleaz_me]

Hi honey...how was today?

oh that bad huh

I found out more to the story, like the detention that he "forgot" to tell me about. Overall, not as bad as I thought it would be. I already squeezed most of it out of him last night.

'Course then there was the lovely driver tonight who I'll be meeting in court soon.

 

[done_got_old]

I found out more to the story, like the detention that he "forgot" to tell me about. Overall, not as bad as I thought it would be. I already squeezed most of it out of him last night.

'Course then there was the lovely driver tonight who I'll be meeting in court soon.

Oh, you got one of them too!

 

[pleaz_me]

Oh, you got one of them too!

Detention child or lovely driver award recipient?

 

[done_got_old]

Detention child or lovely driver award recipient?

Detention child.

 

[sasebrats]

I found out more to the story, like the detention that he "forgot" to tell me about. Overall, not as bad as I thought it would be. I already squeezed most of it out of him last night.

'Course then there was the lovely driver tonight who I'll be meeting in court soon.

Driver and court?? THAT don't sound good.

 

[sasebrats]

Detention child.

I've never had one of them....my kids are perfect

 

[done_got_old]

Driver and court?? THAT don't sound good.

I think that's worse than the detention kid.

 

[pleaz_me]

Detention child.

He was already in a deep enough pile of dog doo. Then I found out about the detention. I'm turning meanness duty over to his dad tomorrow.

 

[pleaz_me]

Driver and court?? THAT don't sound good.

I can deal with lunatic city drivers. I can't deal with ones who put my life in danger, then cuss ME out for obeying the law.

I filed a formal complaint against him.

 

[pleaz_me]

I've never had one of them....my kids are perfect

Ummmmm.

'Course they are.

For me anyway.

 

[done_got_old]

He was already in a deep enough pile of dog doo. Then I found out about the detention. I'm turning meanness duty over to his dad tomorrow.

I shouldn't laugh, but you will in twenty years. My son threw one of his in-house notices in the school trash can.

One he stayed for and called his grandmother and told her that he missed the bus. She knew that was a lie because the school had only 2 busses. He thought he would get away with it.

 

[done_got_old]

I've never had one of them....my kids are perfect

That's the way it goes.......the angels get the problem kids and the devils get the perfect ones.

 

[pleaz_me]

I shouldn't laugh, but you will in twenty years. My son threw one of his in-house notices in the school trash can.

One he stayed for and called his grandmother and told her that he missed the bus. She knew that was a lie because the school had only 2 busses. He thought he would get away with it.

I pulled my fair share of crap in school, but I at least waited until I was a teenager to start this kind of sneakiness! I got caught smoking on school grounds and was suspended for a day. My best friends' mom said I could spend the day there. It was all worked out until grandpa went up to the restaurant for his coffee with the other farmers.

 

[done_got_old]

I pulled my fair share of crap in school, but I at least waited until I was a teenager to start this kind of sneakiness! I got caught smoking on school grounds and was suspended for a day. My best friends' mom said I could spend the day there. It was all worked out until grandpa went up to the restaurant for his coffee with the other farmers.

My son started in first grade when he signed my name to a note.

 

[pleaz_me]

My son started in first grade when he signed my name to a note.

I think mine waited until third grade to do that.

 

[done_got_old]

I think mine waited until third grade to do that.

He couldn't figure out how they knew since he'd spelled my name correctly. His teacher, the secretary and the principal did wait until he was out of the room to laugh. He'd printed my signature. One of the kids at our church told him that he did it all the time. But Charlie knew cursive, my son didn't. Charlie got in trouble too.

 

[sasebrats]

I got caught smokin' in the girls room my Sister Crawfish, she reported me to Chromedome and I got 2 days in school for tellin' him I'm surprised she could smell it over her BO.