Say it in Rhyme

[BellaBloodAngel]

Oh, Bella, my dear
I see that you're here.

Are you flirting again,
With that sweet young man?

I'm glad if you are,
I can see from afar,

He seems to be sweet,
And his rhymes are so neat.

My delightful Charmed1
My flirting is all in fun
I was running out of rhymes today
And Father Matthew happened upon my way
Though I admit his poetry's great
There is only one man for whom this lass waits
Minute by minute, hour upon hour
There is just one who posesses the power
To give me the attention I so desperately crave
His mere presence turns this strongwilled girl into a slave
So to my precious Arwen23, my heart belongs and I will always be ...his one and only...heart, mind, body and soul
He will always have this heart he so cleverly stole.

 

[MercyMia]

To the poets on this thread

There once was a lass named Mia
Who shunned drugs, wine and be-ah
Because she had found
Real highs abound
On Ginguh's poetic thread he-ah!

(Sorry so short--back later!)

 

[Ginger_grl]

To the poets on this thread

There once was a lass named Mia
Who shunned drugs, wine and be-ah
Because she had found
Real highs abound
On Ginguh's poetic thread he-ah!

(Sorry so short--back later!)

Oh Mia its so wonderful you're here
is it true that you never drink beer
alas I'm the same
but much to my shame
southern comfort is my tipple now, dear.

 

[de-valmont]

Oh Mia its so wonderful you're here
is it true that you never drink beer
alas I'm the same
but much to my shame
southern comfort is my tipple now, dear.

No beer? I ask and stand in shock,
No beer, my ladies now are you sure?
That there is nothing I can do to lure,
You back to the fine and lovely hop,
For tho gin if good and whiskey better,
Beer I swear the brain unfetters,
Oft leaving it in an unruly state,
I have to agree I've suffered that fate.
But free at least free till when,
You wake up croaking, never again.

 

[Ginger_grl]

No beer? I ask and stand in shock,
No beer, my ladies now are you sure?
That there is nothing I can do to lure,
You back to the fine and lovely hop,
For tho gin if good and whiskey better,
Beer I swear the brain unfetters,
Oft leaving it in an unruly state,
I have to agree I've suffered that fate.
But free at least free till when,
You wake up croaking, never again.

Alas Dev it's true I can't bear the stuff
It's taste on my tongue is awfully rough
I like my brew to be sweet
yet knock me off my feet
so I swear 'never again at the trough'

Why have I suddenly started doing limmericks I wonder.???

 

[MercyMia]

Ginger_gurl, Southern Comfort warms me
Just remembering idols from memory
You know the singer, dear Janis Joplin
I associate with bottles a-topplin

As she sang in her sweet croaky voice
(That other friends labeled mere noise)
About she and her lover, Bobby McGee
While she chugged liters of gold whiskey

Up there on the stage, she would break any heart
I wished to help her stop before she would start
But down the mad ladder of sadness she slipped
Her singing career took nosedives and dips

And now most people will hardly remember
How her voice could warm in the coldest December
For when she belted, her love had confidence
When she tongue in cheek asked for a Mercedes Benz.

No worries, then, sexy de-valmont
Regardless of type size and print font,
The rhymers on this thread still gather
Around some form of alcohol, we'd all rather

Recount good things that have happened in life
Whether single, divorced or with husband or wife
The open hearts and overactive brains
Spill out on this thread, truly we drain!

 

[de-valmont]

Well then I shall salute you both,
Non beer drinking dames,
Raise my glass and from it quaff,
And toast to you and praise the fame,
Of two so beautiful in face and rhyme,
Shall never again fear closing time.

 

[Ginger_grl]

Ginger_gurl, Southern Comfort warms me
Just remembering idols from memory
You know the singer, dear Janis Joplin
I associate with bottles a-topplin

As she sang in her sweet croaky voice
(That other friends labeled mere noise)
About she and her lover, Bobby McGee
While she chugged liters of gold whiskey

Up there on the stage, she would break any heart
I wished to help her stop before she would start
But down the mad ladder of sadness she slipped
Her singing career took nosedives and dips

And now most people will hardly remember
How her voice could warm in the coldest December
For when she belted, her love had confidence
When she tongue in cheek asked for a Mercedes Benz.

No worries, then, sexy de-valmont
Regardless of type size and print font,
The rhymers on this thread still gather
Around some form of alcohol, we'd all rather

Recount good things that have happened in life
Whether single, divorced or with husband or wife
The open hearts and overactive brains
Spill out on this thread, truly we drain!

Ah Mia your words are truly well thought
your inspiration I feel from lessons once taught
I stand and admire and feel much I could learn
from waiting and watching your every pen turn
For wisdom I see with each written line
experience drunk like an aged old red wine
Battle scars worn like medals, in honour of the dead
Now I'll stop being serious for this is a lighthearted thread

Bless you sweetie.

 

[Ginger_grl]

Well then I shall salute you both,
Non beer drinking dames,
Raise my glass and from it quaff,
And toast to you and praise the fame,
Of two so beautiful in face and rhyme,
Shall never again fear closing time.

Ahh Dev you're so welcome to join in our game
and keep us from melancholy and misery refrain
For life is a journey and much fun to be had
you think us beautiful you're a very clever lad.

 

[de-valmont]

Ahh Dev you're so welcome to join in our game
and keep us from melancholy and misery refrain
For life is a journey and much fun to be had
you think us beautiful you're a very clever lad.

I have my moments so they say,
Of cleverness I know to make hay,
Whiel ths sun shines and before the rain,
sends us all back to gloom again.

And may I thank both you and mercy,
For such warm kind words upon my entry,
To this game of sweetest rhyme,
I can see it taking much of my time.

 

[Ginger_grl]

I have my moments so they say,
Of cleverness I know to make hay,
Whiel ths sun shines and before the rain,
sends us all back to gloom again.

And may I thank both you and mercy,
For such warm kind words upon my entry,
To this game of sweetest rhyme,
I can see it taking much of my time.

It's true that once here you just have to linger
and think up new rhyme to type with your finger
but off I must run as the housework it grows
I still haven't showered which is offending my nose

Please feel free to stay and to let yourself ponder
the very next verse that will leave us to wonder
If starkpic drops by give him a message from me
Naked for his pictures I never will be

I'm surprised he would want me, I'm 90 and grey
but each to there own is all I can say
perhaps cellulite is what makes that man sweat
but I worry not for his lurking or his incesssant threat

 

[de-valmont]

It's true that once here you just have to linger
and think up new rhyme to type with your finger
but off I must run as the housework it grows
I still haven't showered which is offending my nose

Please feel free to stay and to let yourself ponder
the very next verse that will leave us to wonder
If starkpic drops by give him a message from me
Naked for his pictures I never will be

I'm surprised he would want me, I'm 90 and grey
but each to there own is all I can say
perhaps cellulite is what makes that man sweat
but I worry not for his lurking or his incesssant threat

Well good day to you,
good showering too,
Although I find the idea,
of you smelling queer,
And as for old and grey you say,
tis but the beautiful evening of a beautiful day.

 

[MercyMia]

Ginger, you really made me laugh
About being ninety (yeah, right, my ass!)

Valmont you are a sweet young man
To put kind words in Ginger's open hand!

I'm just about to have some dinner
This thread sure makes me feel like a winner!

 

[de-valmont]

Ginger, you really made me laugh
About being ninety (yeah, right, my ass!)

Valmont you are a sweet young man
To put kind words in Ginger's open hand!

I'm just about to have some dinner
This thread sure makes me feel like a winner!

I hope you dinners most delicious,
Satisfying and nutricious,
And that we shall all meet again,
To rhyme and dine and remember when,
The sun was hot and days fine,
and the nights, well that's for another time...

 

[Ginger_grl]

I hope you dinners most delicious,
Satisfying and nutricious,
And that we shall all meet again,
To rhyme and dine and remember when,
The sun was hot and days fine,
and the nights, well that's for another time...

Well here I am again after doing the dishes
bringing you all the fondest of wishes
and yes I showered and smell pretty sweet
and the make-up I'm wearing hides the wrinkles a treat

 

[de-valmont]

Well here I am again after doing the dishes
bringing you all the fondest of wishes
and yes I showered and smell pretty sweet
and the make-up I'm wearing hides the wrinkles a treat

Well welcome back Ginger you are
Quitre the treat to the eyes I would travel far,
For an epicurean vision to the senses such as thee,
But instead I'll make us both a hot cup of tea.
And whisper quite softly, who is that vision,
And why it it she lives not in Surbiton.

 

[Ginger_grl]

Well welcome back Ginger you are
Quitre the treat to the eyes I would travel far,
For an epicurean vision to the senses such as thee,
But instead I'll make us both a hot cup of tea.
And whisper quite softly, who is that vision,
And why it it she lives not in Surbiton.

Dev you are sweet, but me you do flatter
You're really developing a way with the patter
Thanks for the tea and the compliments mate
and if you'd kindly shove a biscuit on a plate
I'll happily munch a digestive or two
and spend time rhyming in the company of you

 

[de-valmont]

Dev you are sweet, but me you do flatter
You're really developing a way with the patter
Thanks for the tea and the compliments mate
and if you'd kindly shove a biscuit on a plate
I'll happily munch a digestive or two
and spend time rhyming in the company of you

Why thanks I'm glad you enjoy my words,
After all rhyme can oft end up absurd,
When seeking to compliament or to banter,
It's easy to go from a trot to a canter,
And before you know it you're at a hurdle,
Stumbling to find something to rhyme with orange ;P

 

[Ginger_grl]

Why thanks I'm glad you enjoy my words,
After all rhyme can oft end up absurd,
When seeking to compliament or to banter,
It's easy to go from a trot to a canter,
And before you know it you're at a hurdle,
Stumbling to find something to rhyme with orange ;P

I know what you mean, the times I have changed
a whole bloody rhyme has had to be rearranged
and all cause one word just wouldn't fit right
creating a problem that could often take all night
But backspacing saves me time and again
but see I'm buggered now so I'll have to say rain

 

[de-valmont]

I know what you mean, the times I have changed
a whole bloody rhyme has had to be rearranged
and all cause one word just wouldn't fit right
creating a problem that could often take all night
But backspacing saves me time and again
but see I'm buggered now so I'll have to say rain

Well for now I must bit farewell,
There's jobs to do it could be hell,
But the sun it shines and my shades are cool,
Guess I'm just a sun lovin' fool.
Until later on my fair ginger,
I should be back in time to buttle for dinner

 

[jussforfun]

Good Mornin my lov'lies and how do you do,
Its time to get back to the stories of you,
Did you dream sweet, and did you sleep sound,
Or was it a dream of where sex did abound!

For me it was restless, and so interrupted,
My body was wanting, my minds been corrupted,
The time that I spent on these boards yesterday,
Has given me yearning for fun and for play,

For when I laid down in the wee early morn,
I kept making rhymes till the breaking of dawn,
The sex and the stories ran round in my head,
So I entered my missus and woke her instead,

Now she's not amused when I fuck her in sleep,
But its hard to resist when I'm buried so deep,
I had tweaked her and teased her and played with her bum,
By the time she woke up I was ready to cum.

Now not bein the kind of a man who is selfish,
I at least licked her out and allowed her to finish,
Before turnin my head to my pillow at last,
With the thoughts of another days Lit'ery Blast

 

[Ginger_grl]

Good Mornin my lov'lies and how do you do,
Its time to get back to the stories of you,
Did you dream sweet, and did you sleep sound,
Or was it a dream of where sex did abound!

For me it was restless, and so interrupted,
My body was wanting, my minds been corrupted,
The time that I spent on these boards yesterday,
Has given me yearning for fun and for play,

For when I laid down in the wee early morn,
I kept making rhymes till the breaking of dawn,
The sex and the stories ran round in my head,
So I entered my missus and woke her instead,

Now she's not amused when I fuck her in sleep,
But its hard to resist when I'm buried so deep,
I had tweaked her and teased her and played with her bum,
By the time she woke up I was ready to cum.

Now not bein the kind of a man who is selfish,
I at least licked her out and allowed her to finish,
Before turnin my head to my pillow at last,
With the thoughts of another days Lit'ery Blast

Hilarious justfor you are a terrible man
fancy not informing your wife of your plan
you could have let her know of your aim
you should be hanging your head now in shame

What if the shock had caused her to pass over
and all you're concerned for is a bloody legover
At least she got satisfied in the end
which is why we'll forgive you and still be your friend

But in future young man, I ask you to take heed
Do not let this rhyming cause you to misdeed
I know it's addictive, I suffer myself
but staying awake all night isn't good for your health.

 

[jussforfun]

Oh Ginger My Gurl, I assure you sweet thing,
That my wife does enjoy the pleasures I bring,
T'was the hour of need for my selfish release,
But she ended quite well, though it was on her knees,

She has warned me before 'bout my nightly invasion,
She thinks I ought use the pow'r of persuasion,
ButIget so much joy when I know shes not looking,
That way I pretend its her sister I'm Fucking,

I'll take though your words; under advisement,
And try and defer from my ev'nin enjoyment,
Unless shes aware that I'm throwin my leg,
I'll ask and I plead, ------ shit I'll even beg

 

[Ginger_grl]

Oh Ginger My Gurl, I assure you sweet thing,
That my wife does enjoy the pleasures I bring,
T'was the hour of need for my selfish release,
But she ended quite well, though it was on her knees,

She has warned me before 'bout my nightly invasion,
She thinks I ought use the pow'r of persuasion,
ButIget so much joy when I know shes not looking,
That way I pretend its her sister I'm Fucking,

I'll take though your words; under advisement,
And try and defer from my ev'nin enjoyment,
Unless shes aware that I'm throwin my leg,
I'll ask and I plead, ------ shit I'll even beg

Thats my good man, I respect your decision
Glad I am now that you think of revision
I really do understand that a man has his need
But before you do plunder you first have to plead

It's only fair that your loving wife is prepared
this way is best and your blushes will be spared
I'm disgusted to find that you dream of her sister
But perhaps your dear wife has a fantasy Mister.

Now I think a subject change is in order
Enough is enough of your nightly disorder
While it's nice that you managed a bonk in the night
to much detail I fear is not right.

 

[jussforfun]

Ok then Sweet Ginger the subject is changed,
I dont want to taint the name that I've gained,
By posting such lewd and licidious Acts,
I'll keep them inside and not state the facts,

So what now my dear shall we jot down in prose?
You make the suggestion of what you propose,
I'll sit tight and wait till you give me the lead,
Then I'll put pen to paper and write someting to read.