Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[Hornymwtxn]

I know... people get a little too excited at first and rush into things and finish waaaaay too early.

I resemble that remark.
Searching for tissue

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This would work too

10 hours long? Check
Sexy AF? Check

Anyone who also likes this would pair well with me

I can't see this but we have problems if you need 10 hours and can't satisfy me with ten minutes of good missionary

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I can't see this but we have problems if you need 10 hours and can't satisfy me with ten minutes of good missionary

10 minutes!?!

10 strokes. Ha

 

[Madhatter02]

I feel like a pawn in a weird game of chess

Can we play naked twister instead?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel like a pawn in a weird game of chess

Can we play naked twister instead?

Of course. Anything for you Princess. Left foot on red and right hand on blue.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, that feels like a you problem.

Id listen

 

[morelikeasong]

Of course. Anything for you Princess. Left foot on red and right hand on blue.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

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Do drop the soap

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Oh man, I'd love to be in the ER to see the injuries that would result from this.

Is that a window? In the shower? This is an exhibitionists' wet dream

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh man, I'd love to be in the ER to see the injuries that would result from this.

Is that a window? In the shower? This is an exhibitionists wet dream

Can you imagine the sprains and broken bones, the multiple ambulances that would be needed to cart everybody off! Depending on their attitude, this could be a really fun night in the ER

I'd be laugh/shouting over the curtain "if it weren't for @NRJLIVES4ever 's deeyok game, we wouldn't be here!" or "I told you not so much lube!"

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'd be laugh/shouting over the curtain "if it weren't for @NRJLIVES4ever 's deeyok game, we wouldn't be here!" or "I told you not so much lube!"

One of the rare instances where too much lube becomes a really bad thing

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Can you imagine the sprains and broken bones, the multiple ambulances that would be needed to cart everybody off! Depending on their attitude, this could be a really fun night in the ER

I'd be laugh/shouting over the curtain "if it weren't for @NRJLIVES4ever 's deeyok game, we wouldn't be here!" or "I told you not so much lube!"

Get them yaktrax on people!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think we went to far on butthole day

Where the hell was I?!?!?!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I do like climbing trees and eating bananas....

Is that the only thing you do with those bananas?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Where the hell was I?!?!?!

your butthole was kept alive in our memories

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

your butthole was kept alive in our memories

If the Litties were still going I would nominate that starfish for the 'in memoriam' segment

 

[Lmizzler]

I know... people get a little too excited at first and rush into things and finish waaaaay too early.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We've all been there once or twice. Or thrice. Ok, maybe 10 times. What, am I on trial here?

 

[TXRafe]

Can you imagine the sprains and broken bones, the multiple ambulances that would be needed to cart everybody off! Depending on their attitude, this could be a really fun night in the ER

I'd be laugh/shouting over the curtain "if it weren't for @NRJLIVES4ever 's deeyok game, we wouldn't be here!" or "I told you not so much lube!"

how old ARE you?! youre gonna break bones in the shower? you need some pilates gurl.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

how old ARE you?! youre gonna break bones in the shower? you need some yoga gurl.

I have it on good authority that she's like 28. Osteoporosis hits us all at different stages though.

 

[MindYaBitness]

how old ARE you?! youre gonna break bones in the shower? you need some pilates gurl.

Bones are soft & bendy, not nearly as sturdy as people assume! I was a paramedic, I've seen some shit

 

[TXRafe]

Bones are soft & bendy, not nearly as sturdy as people assume! I was a paramedic, I've seen some shit

girl, im big af and an idiot and ive never broken anything

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Bones are soft & bendy

I can think of at least one that isn't

 

[Hornymwtxn]

how old ARE you?! youre gonna break bones in the shower? you need some pilates gurl.

She probably breaks lots of bone...rs in the shower

 

[Hornymwtxn]

girl, im big af and an idiot and ive never broken anything

Better knock on some wood.
And no I don't mean THAT wood.