Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

Additionally, WOW @deefalttwunnyfor had received an unprecedented 50 crush PMs and we're having a tough time combing through all of them!
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I’ve decided to create a service, for you the Lit poster. Are you crushing someone but are too shy to let them know? Are you worried your crush might already have someone but you don’t want to ask directly. Well I’m here to help. My PM box is open to help you with your secret crush needs. I’ll happily contact your crush, and either do the full Cyrano De Bergerac and make them fall for you or just ask the key information you would need to know if your crush is ready for your affection. PM me your crush and let me know how I can help. Additionally if you need help identifying your compatible crush, please fill out the survey and submit and I’ll help identify just the right person for you

If you have a secret crush and want help
  • Who is your crush
  • would you like it to stay a secret
  • would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing
  • would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread
  • why do you like your crush

If you’d like match making support
  • What is your gender
  • What gender(s) do you seek
  • What are your interests
  • What are your non-negotiables
  • How big is your dick/boobs
  • If you were an animal, what would you be
  • How often would you like to communicate with your crush
  • When are you free to chat with your crush
  • Do you send or expect nudes
  • Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
  • Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
  • Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?

If there is anything else I can do to help your lit love life thrive in the coming new year, I’m here. As the person who is target of zero crushes, no one is safer to share with than me to help you out
Ok, we have a submission from a gent seeking someone fun, here are the answers to the survey, ladies if you have interest in this one let me know.


1. M 58
2. F
3. Wide open but a tendency towards submissive versus dominant
4. Nothing
5. 5"
6. Horse (love to be ridden)
7. Daily
8. Central Standard Time US (daytime/evening hours
9. Definitely a bonus
10 certainly
11. Menu but more about her pleasure and kinks

12. Casual.
 
Another gentleman looking for love ladies! If you are interested in this one let me know!

  • What is your gender: male
  • What gender(s) do you seek: female
  • What are your interests: love reading, learning, good movies and tv series and music, traveling, good food and craft cocktails, strategy games and art
  • What are your non-negotiables: no blood, scat or underage
  • How big is your dick/boobs: 8” long circumcised and decently thick, no boobs, but muscular pecks
  • If you were an animal, what would you be: Lion
  • How often would you like to communicate with your crush: preferably daily
  • When are you free to chat with your crush: mostly throughout the day, sometimes in the evening.
  • Do you send or expect nudes: open to this, but not required
  • Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience: open, but not required
  • Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore: I enjoy mental, emotional and passionate connection, crave a partner that is as interested in getting to know me as they are wanting me to know them. Enjoy cum play, FemDom/cuckolding (not humiliation), mmf, kissing, panties, lingerie, anal play, pregant play, lactation, voyeurism, oral (giving and receiving)
  • Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend? -Open to any, I guess lit spouse would be nice
 
Bachelor number three ladies! My PMs are ready to help you connect with this one!


What is your gender
Male

What gender(s) do you seek
Female

What are your interests
Stories.
Anthropology

What are your non-negotiables
No right wing

How big is your dick/boobs
6x6

If you were an animal, what would you be
A drake.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush
Daily

When are you free to chat with your crush
Sporadically

Do you send or expect nudes
Yes

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
No

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
Exhibitionism encouraging.
Multiple partners.
Dress up
Role play

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?
A flirty friend who will appreciate the real me.
 
Bachelor number three ladies! My PMs are ready to help you connect with this one!


What is your gender
Male

What gender(s) do you seek
Female

What are your interests
Stories.
Anthropology

What are your non-negotiables
No right wing

How big is your dick/boobs
6x6

If you were an animal, what would you be
A drake.

How often would you like to communicate with your crush
Daily

When are you free to chat with your crush
Sporadically

Do you send or expect nudes
Yes

Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience
No

Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore
Exhibitionism encouraging.
Multiple partners.
Dress up
Role play

Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend?
A flirty friend who will appreciate the real me.
6x6!?!

Almost 2 inches wide ladies.
 
All, we have our first woman! See if this one fits who you are looking for all and PM me for a Love Connection

  • What is your gender - female (checks … yep .. female.
  • What gender(s) do you seek - can I have one of each, please?
  • What are your interests - arguing over grammar and typos , making fun of people, fighting as foreplay, angry sex
  • What are your non-negotiables - the standard fare .. IYKYK
  • How big is your dick/boobs - well my boobs are amazingly huge … my strap-on is quite sizeable as well
  • If you were an animal, what would you be - probably a beaver
  • How often would you like to communicate with your crush - absolutely every day
  • When are you free to chat with your crush - all day every day
  • Do you send or expect nudes - I fully expect ALL the nudes … mine will be available only if my needs are met
  • Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience - only if it’s angry sex or furious mutual masturbation
  • Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore - I’ve explored a lot already so I’m willing to share my knowledge
  • Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend? - I’m clearly looking for a specific lit thruple … isn’t it obvious??
 
All, we have our first woman! See if this one fits who you are looking for all and PM me for a Love Connection

  • What is your gender - female (checks … yep .. female.
  • What gender(s) do you seek - can I have one of each, please?
  • What are your interests - arguing over grammar and typos , making fun of people, fighting as foreplay, angry sex
  • What are your non-negotiables - the standard fare .. IYKYK
  • How big is your dick/boobs - well my boobs are amazingly huge … my strap-on is quite sizeable as well
  • If you were an animal, what would you be - probably a beaver
  • How often would you like to communicate with your crush - absolutely every day
  • When are you free to chat with your crush - all day every day
  • Do you send or expect nudes - I fully expect ALL the nudes … mine will be available only if my needs are met
  • Is boning expected to be a part of your crush experience - only if it’s angry sex or furious mutual masturbation
  • Any fetishes or kinks you want to explore - I’ve explored a lot already so I’m willing to share my knowledge
  • Are you looking for a lit spouse, something casual or a flirty friend? - I’m clearly looking for a specific lit thruple … isn’t it obvious??
Me!!! Tell her I love her already and I want to make a match!!! (With her strap on)
 
Oh, we gave a message to a secret crush!

  • Who is your crush: Them

  • would you like it to stay a secret: no

  • would you like a message to them letting them know someone is crushing: yes

  • would you like that message sent by me as a PM or in the thread: in the thread

  • why do you like your crush: They are my special little bedbug that is always by my bedside. They provide me with an over abundance of joy whenever we are together. They are always there for me (provided I remember to let them recharge when they get tired).
 
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