Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

I'm stealing stealth bomber dick to use elsewhere. That's an epic line and I'm jealous I didn't come up with it.

Not as good as telling my friend I only thought I loved fried chicken until Kim jong un kicked colonel sanders ass

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

so… anyone get humped today?

No, but it’s more of a respectful refrain from humping because I’m still in pain from yesterday’s unusually painful Pap test/exam, flu shot, COVID shot and all the immune response symptoms that come with it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound

Well when you put it THAT way.... no

 

[LupineOne]

I tried making gnocchi once. Sweet potato ones, I think? They came out so so so terribly. Inedible. And they took so long to make. What a disappointment.

Me too. That’s okay. There’s so many better foods, pastas included, to make

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well when you put it THAT way.... no

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

uh-hem, don't misgender me. That's Mrs. Fancy Pants to you!

I don’t make the gif, I work with what I’m given.

And technically I think it’s Mrs Groundskeeper Willie

 

[Qky75]

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person,

Nobody likes a braggart

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

Just to verify, it is you and me in this, correct? Because I did the other way once...

If so...yes.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

I don't know how to react to this. I started with heart eyes. Then I hovered on laugh, then wow, then sad. So I'll go with a gif

 

[Wand3rlust]

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

I mean there are those of us who seem to be permanently fasting

 

[MindYaBitness]

I don't know how to react to this. I started with heart eyes. Then I hovered on laugh, then wow, then sad. So I'll go with a gif

Oh, so you totally get it. I feel so seen!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean there are those of us who seem to be permanently fasting

You don't even have an online friend you can play with? Surely there's someone here who can act as a pressure release valve for the perpetually famished You're smart, funny, and beautiful, if you have no play pal all you'd have to do is post looking for an ebang buddy and you'd be swamped with suitors!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

uh-hem, don't misgender me. That's Mrs. Fancy Pants to you!

I don’t make the gif, I work with what I’m given.

And technically I think it’s Mrs Groundskeeper Willie

Pretty sure it’s actually Mrs. Stealth Bomber Dick

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pretty sure it’s actually Mrs. Stealth Bomber Dick

I'm sticking with the Anchorman theme

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You don't even have an online friend you can play with? Surely there's someone here who can act as a pressure release valve for the perpetually famished You're smart, funny, and beautiful, if you have no play pal all you'd have to do is post looking for an ebang buddy and you'd be swamped with suitors!

Flattery will get you everywhere

 

[MindYaBitness]

Flattery will get you everywhere

Sooooo Deefalt, mon ami, have you met my dear friend Wander? I mean, her pics in chaos are stunning, and I hear she's looking for a boy toy, so bust out those bird dances and get to it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Sooooo Deefalt, mon ami, have you met my dear friend Wander? I mean, her pics in chaos are stunning, and I hear she's looking for a boy toy, so bust out those bird dances and get to it

She seems sleepy. Something about the Prime Meridian, I don't know. Science is hard

 

[MindYaBitness]

She seems sleepy. Something about the Prime Meridian, I don't know. Science is hard

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing? No Snow White fetish for you? Darn it, I'm usually a much more successful matchmaker

 

[UnquietDreams]

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

Peanut butter sounds nice. I am mostly on the "Wish Sandwich diet." I wish I had a sandwich...

 

[Qky75]

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing? No Snow White fetish for you? Darn it, I'm usually a much more successful matchmaker

Reverse psychology....I see what you're doing there Yenta

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing?

I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver

No Snow White fetish for you?

This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious

 

[Qky75]

I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver

This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm more of a receiver as opposed to giver

This is the first time I've heard this and I love it. Well not the lack of consent thing, but it's hilarious

so, no Stealth Bomber Dick, and no sleepy sex, anything else we should note?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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IDK, Smurfette looks pretty satisfied

 

[Qky75]

IDK, Smurfette looks pretty satisfied

Too much of a good thing..... La laa lalala lowewmugawwd