Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

 

[Qky75]

Omg such a nerd that I know that line was totally off script and they decided to keep it

 

[MindYaBitness]

My spouse is not a fan of either Stars, neither Trek nor Wars. So I ordered t-shirts for a Disney trip when galaxies edge opened, I ordered the Leia shirt in his size because I wanted the "I know"

 

[Bbl87]

My spouse is not a fan of either Stars, neither Trek nor Wars. So I ordered t-shirts for a Disney trip when galaxies edge opened, I ordered the Leia shirt in his size because I wanted the "I know"

I'm more of a Star Trek and Star Wars guy, but I know enough to get by with some nerd cred.

I mean, I do have pj pants with a schematic of the Enterprise that says Engage!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm more of a Star Trek and Star Wars guy, but I know enough to get by with some nerd cred.

I mean, I do have pj pants with a schematic of the Enterprise that says Engage!

call them what they are: nerd lingerie. Sexy AF!

 

[Madhatter02]

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

My favorite way to start her morning

 

[BrendaBear]

call them what they are: nerd lingerie. Sexy AF!

I have a night shirt that looks like Nurse Chapel’s uniform.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Omg such a nerd that I know that line was totally off script and they decided to keep it

And it was because Carrie was coked up and kept screwing up the lines. Harrison just started using what ever phrase popped up in his mind rather than the scripted one. Kershner kept that one.

 

[Qky75]

Say goodnight Gracie....

Goodnight Gracie

Kisses the girls as he runs out the door......ermm sorry @UnquietDreams though your aftershave is pleasant

 

[BrendaBear]

And it was because Carrie was coked up and kept screwing up the lines. Harrison just started using what ever phrase popped up in his mind rather than the scripted one. Kershner kept that one.

I heard a totally different version of that… which is much less drug related… I will believe that (because I am fine with lying to me apparently).

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

 

[UnquietDreams]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

That looks adorable on you. Casual and fun work wear. You wear it well.

 

[SWR101]

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

*writes note* wake girl with tongue between legs, maybe not get slapped…

 

[MindYaBitness]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

You look great, especially for having worked 12+ hours!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You look great, especially for having worked 12+ hours!

Cheers!
What's worse is I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep and I threw up last night.
This trip has been a doozy.

Still, incredibly productive day. I get so much done when I'm alongside my team. They're worth all the inconveniences of travel

 

[UnquietDreams]

*writes note* wake girl with tongue between legs, maybe not get slapped…

Been punched in the head a time or two. "Stop" would have been fine ...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Been punched in the head a time or two. "Stop" would have been fine ...

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

 

[MindYaBitness]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

Exactly, I can't imagine turning down an orgasm, freely & enthusiastically given

 

[UnquietDreams]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

There's a reason she's my ex wife. Well, there are a lot of reasons, but was a big one

 

[BrendaBear]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

I think he was too.

 

[BrendaBear]

There's a reason she's my ex wife. Well, there are a lot of reasons, but was a big one

Was having the same level of common sense as a fork on the list?

That sounds like a delightful way to wake up to me.

 

[Bbl87]

But why??? Why would a woman do that???? I'm so confused!

I mean, some people are jumpy sleepers, so I kinda understand that.

My wife once came in with her phone light on and apparently scare the crap out of me. I don't remember it, but apparently I was reaching for the bedside safe. I'm convinced I thought I was being abducted.

But I've suggested she sleep shirtless, as she DOES really enjoy some good breast worship even if she doesn't like oral. And I feel like she'd enjoy waking up to THAT for sure.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Was having the same level of common sense as a fork on the list?

That sounds like a delightful way to wake up to me.

Nah, she just decided she didn't believe in post-marital sex. At least, not with me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

There's a reason she's my ex wife. Well, there are a lot of reasons, but was a big one

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

I'm stealing stealth bomber dick to use elsewhere. That's an epic line and I'm jealous I didn't come up with it.

It was the overly gentle, missionary that cracked me up

You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state

I guess you should note that

Leather bound books and mahogany are extremely likely to help get me in the mood. I’m having visions of sex in front of the library fireplace or on a velvet chaise

Sleepy sex?

I call it alarm cock