Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

so, no Stealth Bomber Dick, and no sleepy sex, anything else we should note?

You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state

I guess you should note that

 

[MindYaBitness]

You're on fire tonight. I can't keep up with you in this altered state

I guess you should note that

I may be slightly altered as well. Due to a week long fist fight with insomnia, I've taken my gummues early and have found that now I'm just conscious and silly, instead of sleepy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I may be slightly altered as well. Due to a week long fist fight with insomnia, I've taken my gummues early and have found that now I'm just conscious and silly, instead of sleepy

I like silly Mindy, let her out to play!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I like silly Mindy, let her out to play!

I wanna play, but my play mate is busy doing real life stuff, so I'll just annoy you guys instead

 

[morelikeasong]

Huh, sleepy sex not your thing?

Sleepy sex?

 

[Bbl87]

so… anyone get humped today?

Oooo, ya, soooo much to brag about! You want in on this overly gentle, missionary position, with a partner who barely makes a sound like some sort of Stealth Bomber dick? Not all O's are created equal, but it's better than nothing!

I mean, I'd take it over getting mostly uninterested sex every 1-2 weeks.

I get a lot of sex compared to the average person, but that's like having PBJ's for lunch everyday when others are getting a lunch prepared by a Michelin Starred chef once or twice a week. Boredom brought me to the forums, do at least something good has come of it

It is definitely a matter of perspective.

 

[Bbl87]

I wanna play, but my play mate is busy doing real life stuff, so I'll just annoy you guys instead

Hey, you can annoy me any time!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sleepy sex?

Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

 

[LupineOne]

I mean there are those of us who seem to be permanently fasting

True. But when it does come (heh)…

Oof.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Then buzz the tower damnit!

 

[morelikeasong]

Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

I did embarrassingly learn once that you have to be careful what you type in when you are searching for porn of this nature . The porn site scolded me!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I did embarrassingly learn once that you have to be careful what you type in when you are searching for porn of this nature . The porn site scolded me!

Wait, what did you type in?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I did embarrassingly learn once that you have to be careful what you type in when you are searching for porn of this nature . The porn site scolded me!

Ya, I get that. I recently learned the hard way that looking for any kind of panties that say "daddy" leads to the dark web real fast

 

[Bbl87]

Then buzz the tower damnit!

Ya, she's not a fan of the dick flyby. Not that I know from experience or anything.

 

[morelikeasong]

Wait, what did you type in?

I don’t remember. Maybe something with “asleep”?

“Wake up” is safe… in case anyone needs that info

 

[Bbl87]

Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

Y'all wanna come convince my wife of this? I keep telling her letting me wake her up with oral would make her day better.

 

[Qky75]

Y'all wanna come convince my wife of this? I keep telling her letting me wake her up with oral would make her day better.

Until she is dreaming of a secluded warm pool where she's free to let'r rip without notice.....

 

[Bbl87]

Until she is dreaming of a secluded warm pool where she's free to let'r rip without notice.....

 

[Bbl87]

I don't know about y'all, but I'm getting all hot and sweaty...







Working out. Minds outta the gutter.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Y'all wanna come convince my wife of this? I keep telling her letting me wake her up with oral would make her day better.

Uh, ya!!!! Being woken up, all sleepy & stress free, with the amazing sensation of a tongue on your clit is better than any alarm clock!!!!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Uh, ya!!!! Being woken up, all sleepy & stress free, with the amazing sensation of a tongue on your clit is better than any alarm clock!!!!

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

 

[Qky75]

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

I mean....it's kinda hard right now.... definitely a chub

 

[Bbl87]

Uh, ya!!!! Being woken up, all sleepy & stress free, with the amazing sensation of a tongue on your clit is better than any alarm clock!!!!

Or alarm cock?

 

[Bbl87]

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

I'm sayin'.

My tongue needs a workout too.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm sayin'.

My tongue needs a workout too.