Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

It was the overly gentle, missionary that cracked me up


Leather bound books and mahogany are extremely likely to help get me in the mood. I’m having visions of sex in front of the library fireplace or on a velvet chaise

 

[Photog1rl]

Y'all, I'm beat. It's almost 10pm. I just got back to the hotel. I started work at 7am.
Have a day three work outfit pic. I'm gonna shower and pass out

You look great in your professional gear! I hope you sleep well.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

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Exactly! Read cuddled up on the velvet chaise or have sex on it? Lay down a furry blanket in front of the fire and fuck or take a nap?

There are no wrong answers in this scenario

 

[barefootgirl69]

Uh, ya!!!! Being woken up, all sleepy & stress free, with the amazing sensation of a tongue on your clit is better than any alarm clock!!!!

Agree 100%! Why do more men not know this???? It's not that hard, Friends!!!

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sleepy sex?

Right???? It's the BEST way to be woken up. 5 stars, excellent Yelp review, would reccomend!

Definitely the best! My partners would have blanket consent to wake me up a bit earlier than usual for frisky purposes, and I would need blanket consent to do the same!

Y'all wanna come convince my wife of this? I keep telling her letting me wake her up with oral would make her day better.

Oh honey…your wife needs a talking to for multiple reasons!

Omg such a nerd that I know that line was totally off script and they decided to keep it

My spouse is not a fan of either Stars, neither Trek nor Wars. So I ordered t-shirts for a Disney trip when galaxies edge opened, I ordered the Leia shirt in his size because I wanted the "I know"

Used to have these hanging above the bed when I lived with the ex-BF (shown sitting on placemats just to illustrate the fact that they’re floating frames). One of them spontaneously fell off the wall a few days before we broke up

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

Yeah, we didn't have the "no, don't touch me" conversation til later, but that was part of the impetus for that talk.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

Also very very true!! I was more thinking of it in the context of being happily married for almost 20 years…. It’s an extremely safe environment!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it's important to know your partner and how they would feel about it. Some would consider it assault since they didn't consent. If things were different with my (now) ex and I hadn't started to despise him for various reasons, I may not have minded waking up to his fingers inside me. But, if I'm saying no while awake, don't take advantage of me when I'm asleep.

Otherwise...it's a wonderful thing between two loving, consenting adults.

I agree. Consent matters even in long term relationships. It can be sorta open ended if you know your partner well but surprises and new things should always be discussed and agreed upon.

Bodily autonomy rules yo!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Qky75]

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Oh thank god just in time for Halloween

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

This...
...but also support programs that help to calm and comfort shelter animals on firework holidays. Some shelters will have reading events, where people can come in, sit with the animals, and read aloud to them.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This...
...but also support programs that help to calm and comfort shelter animals on firework holidays. Some shelters will have reading events, where people can come in, sit with the animals, and read aloud to them.

My dog hates fireworks… she spends the whole night trying to bark and being very stressed out

 

[crazychemgirl]

Must have been quite the fart

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My dog hates fireworks… she spends the whole night trying to bark and being very stressed out

Miss Donut is the same way. I take her to the basement, give her Kradle calm treats, turn on a sound machine, and cuddle with her when I can.

 

[Qky75]

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering Morning to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee......coffee

 

[Bry1313]

Just to make my stance on potatoes known, all potatoes are welcome and accepted and deserving of our love.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just to make my stance on potatoes known, all potatoes are welcome and accepted and deserving of our love.

 

[Bry1313]

Also very very true!! I was more thinking of it in the context of being happily married for almost 20 years…. It’s an extremely safe environment!!

Because you aren’t a human bummer.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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Must have been quite the fart

Curry

 

[Bry1313]

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering Morning to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee......coffee

Good morning

 

[UnquietDreams]

My dog hates fireworks… she spends the whole night trying to bark and being very stressed out

All fireworks are legal here, so it looks like a scene out of Apocalypse Now on firework days, and around them. Mine dog just tried to hide everywhere. She keeps moving from hiding place to hiding place. Even dipped, she is totally terrified. Usually I pack her up and drive out to the country with a book until it's over.

 

[crazychemgirl]

For all you ‘Mericans out there …. With your two party system, do you feel that democracy is working or is it all a big dumpster fire?

 

[crazychemgirl]

All fireworks are legal here, so it looks like a scene out of Apocalypse Now on firework days, and around them. Mine dog just tried to hide everywhere. She keeps moving from hiding place to hiding place. Even dipped, she is totally terrified. Usually I pack her up and drive out to the country with a book until it's over.

Awwww poor girl.

 

[Qky75]

For all you ‘Mericans out there …. With your two party system, do you feel that democracy is working or is it all a big dumpster fire?

When wasn't it? The dumpster fire has been celebrated for 248 years.

 

[JackKingOff]

For all you ‘Mericans out there …. With your two party system, do you feel that democracy is working or is it all a big dumpster fire?

Burn it all to hell … but seriously, i dont think thiis can be answered so easily