Sex & Shenanigans

As mentioned afore, the bass players I've met have had 'em - and I hadn't even seen you before this last post. So - I sit corrected! :)
On another thread, someone made up something about me based on I what, I have no idea. Normally, I am totally up forma good joke, but that one wasn’t funny to me so I was happy to let it die.

It hasn’t. A few people who I don’t really know like to bring it up, and I don’t know if they think it is true, or just like insulting me…. But right now, I am a little sensitive… sorry.. 🥰🥰🥰
 
On another thread, someone made up something about me based on I what, I have no idea. Normally, I am totally up forma good joke, but that one wasn’t funny to me so I was happy to let it die.

It hasn’t. A few people who I don’t really know like to bring it up, and I don’t know if they think it is true, or just like insulting me…. But right now, I am a little sensitive… sorry.. 🥰🥰🥰
Don't be. I was wrong, and you (kindly!) corrected me. I'm just sorry if I upset you.
 
Don't be. I was wrong, and you (kindly!) corrected me. I'm just sorry if I upset you.
Your all good.💋💋💋

Yours didn’t upset me, I knew it was all meant in fun.

Yesterday I filmed myself playing a couple verses of the end of Hotel California for a friend, so I was already set up and in the mood to play something. This struck me as a funny response. 🥰🥰🥰
 
Well duhhhhh
It's not one of my dick pics💅

the girls are going to be so disappointed that your emoji is broken.

Have you tried it with sugar? That is a delightful holiday refreshment. I'm going to assume 0 sugar is less pleasurable

Lol noooooooo they aren't. My schlong is all over this site if you just look hard enough
NGL, I tried to click it.

Because I'm shy and like to play hard to get sometimes? Although I was just reminded tonight that my 🍑hole was posted like a year ago and litster X remembered it and described it accurately. Ahhhh the internet. Where everything is forever

Even I know what your butthole looks like based on witness testimony
I think I was here a year ago, but I missed it. Where are these witnesses? I need to hear the description more than I need to actually see it! 🤣😂🤣
 
I still want to order butthole chocolates.

Okay, but did you notice the link at the bottom?! The bronze butthole needs to be a rare, merit-based S&S award for those who go above and beyond in their assholery!
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She isn't in the running.

And I would never cheat to make myself win.

Wait..."Nemesis of Mischief?" I think you have that backwards.
Don’t blame me, I nominated her for crimes against tacos 😜

I'm not on the list though! Guess I'm just too straight edge.

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You apparently don't wank enough. Get on that.

but I'm le tired
Glad you weren’t too le tired to wank for my birthday! 🤭
 
Okay, but did you notice the link at the bottom?! The bronze butthole needs to be a rare, merit-based S&S award for those who go above and beyond in their assholery!
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Don’t blame me, I nominated her for crimes against tacos 😜






Glad you weren’t too le tired to wank for my birthday! 🤭
No one could be to tired to wank for you....

Twice.
 
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