Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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How I felt all of yesterday morning/early afternoon until we arrived at the wedding on time. Getting ready enough to go get my hair done, rushing through CVS to get last-minute supplies, rushing through a quick lunch, doing my makeup (which I haven’t done much of at alllll since theatre makeup traumatized me in high school) and getting dressed and repacking my essentials into a small evening clutch and a larger tote bag of emergency supplies, waiting for my carpool driver to pick me up 50 minutes late while not answering her phone, and navigating LA traffic. We had planned on leaving 2h 15m early in case of bad traffic or accidents or anything, but luckily it only took 1h 10m to get there from my place. The night before, 3 different people who were staying in hotels near the venue texted her to let her know it took them 3 hours to get there, and that Friday traffic would be worse. My nephew told me later it was just a conspiracy to get her and my other aunt there on time

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Ooh didn’t someone put The Mountain on a “hear me out” post a few days ago?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How I felt all of yesterday morning/early afternoon until we arrived at the wedding on time. Getting ready enough to go get my hair done, rushing through CVS to get last-minute supplies, rushing through a quick lunch, doing my makeup (which I haven’t done much of at alllll since theatre makeup traumatized me in high school) and getting dressed and repacking my essentials into a small evening clutch and a larger tote bag of emergency supplies, waiting for my carpool driver to pick me up 50 minutes late while not answering her phone, and navigating LA traffic. We had planned on leaving 2h 15m early in case of bad traffic or accidents or anything, but luckily it only took 1h 10m to get there from my place. The night before, 3 different people who were staying in hotels near the venue texted her to let her know it took them 3 hours to get there, and that Friday traffic would be worse. My nephew told me later it was just a conspiracy to get her and my other aunt there on time

Sometimes I’m okay with the cold and rain.

Ooh didn’t someone put The Mountain on a “hear me out” post a few days ago?

I don’t know. People’s inability to understand that thread makes me a unreasonably annoyed so I don’t monitor it

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like this is Bry and @crazychemgirl but I’m not sure which is which.

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I mean…. lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

If only I could convince my hubby lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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If only I could convince my hubby lol

Tree Rex.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tree Rex.

EXACTLY!!!!

 

[LupineOne]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[SherlockianMan]

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Wait. I know for a fact Scrumping means stealing fruit from someone else's fruit tree.

 

[azz_vt]

Storm the cotton gin?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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It is remarkable that we continue to procreate at all...

I am pretty sure this is how the pandas' sexual collapse started.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am pretty sure this is how the pandas' sexual collapse started.

You mean… when they started saying things like “banging the black and white” they all collectively just said enough?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You mean… when they started saying things like “banging the black and white” they all collectively just said enough?

"Hey, baby, want me to storm the cotton gin?"

"Okay, that's it. No sex. Ever." Said all the girl pandas at once.

 

[BrendaBear]

"Hey, baby, want me to storm the cotton gin?"

"Okay, that's it. No sex. Ever." Said all the girl pandas at once.

Funny… I can see the Panda eye rolls in my minds eye so easily when you put it like that.

 

[LupineOne]

Funny… I can see the Panda eye rolls in my minds eye so easily when you put it like that.

Talk about a sad panda

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[LostHorizon]

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That sounds better than slipping, falling and splitting one’s skull open on the ground.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just outta curiosity, do y'all prefer light mode or dark mode when it’s an option?

Please vote.

=dark
=light

 

[LostHorizon]

Just outta curiosity, do y'all prefer light mode or dark mode when it’s an option?

Please vote.

=dark
=light

There are many variables here. Such as what the mode is for.

As I get older I am learning that I need more light for everything. But in general dark is always cooler.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[morelikeasong]

Just outta curiosity, do y'all prefer light mode or dark mode when it’s an option?

Please vote.

=dark
=light

Always light mode.
The only time my phone is in semi-dark mode is using the incognito browser which is dark outlined