Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

It’s totally PEE-CAN … that was the first way my brain wanted to say it before it overthought it too much.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Okay, have him wank onto a slice. I'm not the chemist here.

 

[LostHorizon]

Okay, have him wank onto a slice. I'm not the chemist here.

That is some kinky shit right there.

You’re right though. This is the perfect problem for a chemist to solve. Delvelop some sort of a solution that once ingested will make one’s orgasm taste like pecan pie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s totally PEE-CAN … that was the first way my brain wanted to say it before it overthought it too much.

Pee can is fun. Pee khan is the nut equivalent of an Ahn-dray-uh Andrea. Calm down ya nut.

 

[Trubbycat]

That is some kinky shit right there.

You’re right though. This is the perfect problem for a chemist to solve. Delvelop some sort of a solution that once ingested will make one’s orgasm taste like pecan pie.

Or better yet, a flavor of choice. ConAgra would pay a fortune.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pee can is fun. Pee khan is the nut equivalent of an Ahn-dray-uh Andrea. Calm down ya nut.

someone I know is named Anhdraya … spelled that way just so people wouldn’t call her Andrea all the time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s totally PEE-CAN … that was the first way my brain wanted to say it before it overthought it too much.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I posted in the controversial thread that I think pumpkin pie is overrated… who agrees?!

 

[LostHorizon]

I posted in the controversial thread that I think pumpkin pie is overrated… who agrees?!

No pie is overrated

 

[UnquietDreams]

Suddenly I want dressing.

I want undressing, but there you are.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bahahahahahaha

 

[BrendaBear]

someone I know is named Anhdraya … spelled that way just so people wouldn’t call her Andrea all the time.

Right? I mean, that is why I spell my name… oh… wait… nobody fucks up saying “Brenda”…

Nevermind.

 

[Trubbycat]

burr-in-ta

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right? I mean, that is why I spell my name… oh… wait… nobody fucks up saying “Brenda”…

Nevermind.

BREEEEEEEEEEEENDA … what do you mean?


BRENNNNNNMMNDAAAAAAAAA?!

 

[BrendaBear]

I posted in the controversial thread that I think pumpkin pie is overrated… who agrees?!

No pie is overrated

Every pie is overrated.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want undressing, but there you are.

The turkey wants it too. Just look at those eyes! Make your move son!

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's Pecaun you freaks. (This is the only time I will add an unneeded U to a word!)

And it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth!

I am not sure you are having either pecans or orgasms correctly.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

someone I know is named Anhdraya … spelled that way just so people wouldn’t call her Andrea all the time.

I once worked with three Andreas’s. It caused so much anxiety.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The turkey wants it too. Just look at those eyes! Make your move son!

I mean, I have a feeling those eyes convey fear not desire…

But you know… whatever floats your boat.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I have a feeling those eyes convey fear not desire…

But you know… whatever floats your boat.

I’ll be honest, I have blanked most of that horror show from my memory.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right? I mean, that is why I spell my name… oh… wait… nobody fucks up saying “Brenda”…

Nevermind.

I have a friend named Penelope. I pronounce it like antelope.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a friend named Penelope. I pronounce it like antelope.

On purpose to annoy her?


That sounds like something you’d do.

 

[UnquietDreams]

On purpose to annoy her?


That sounds like something you’d do.

It's very on brand for me.

 

[LostHorizon]

Every pie is overrated.

Cream pie is overrated. I’ll agree there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cream pie is overrated. I’ll agree there.

Oh no. No no no, it is not.