Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

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Didn’t find the hot pocket gif I was hoping for but Gaffigan always gives.

Have you seen his new special???

 

[morelikeasong]

Is it …

“pee-can”

OR


“pecaun”

Pee-can. For sure.
I don’t eat it though. NMP.

I know I'm late but just felt like ruffling @SWR101 ’s feathers again

 

[SWR101]

Pee-can. For sure.
I don’t eat it though. NMP.

I know I'm late but just felt like ruffling @SWR101 ’s feathers again

HERESY!

 

[Lmizzler]

Those looks like a big meat pocket … what do you think @Lmizzler ??

I see nothing and for that I am truly thankful.
Maybe that's what I should mention at the Thanksgiving table tomorrow.

"I'm thankful that my online pervy friends don't harass me about Big Meat Pockets full of Ranch!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pee-can. For sure.
I don’t eat it though. NMP.

I know I'm late but just felt like ruffling @SWR101 ’s feathers again

It’s just too easy sometimes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see nothing and for that I am truly thankful.
Maybe that's what I should mention at the Thanksgiving table tomorrow.

"I'm thankful that my online pervy friends don't harass me about Big Meat Pockets full of Ranch!"

I took too long to post and people got in between

 

[Lmizzler]

It's Pecaun you freaks. (This is the only time I will add an unneeded U to a word!)

And it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth!

 

[Lmizzler]

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I took too long to post and people got in between

That's an angry Meat Pocket at that. I'm going to stay even further away now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you seen his new special???

I haven’t but it’s on my to watch list this weekend!

 

[LostHorizon]

I’m wondering if I google “meat pocket” on the work PC if I will get a visit from IT and HR?

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's Pecaun you freaks. (This is the only time I will add an unneeded U to a word!)

And it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth!

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[LostHorizon]

It's Pecaun you freaks. (This is the only time I will add an unneeded U to a word!)

And it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth!

So that’s what an orgasm tastes like? Pecan pie?

 

[Nicefella]

Beef curtains and ranch?

You guys are just killin it

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’m wondering if I google “meat pocket” on the work PC if I will get a visit from IT and HR?

Roll the dice, and find out!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pee-can. For sure.
I don’t eat it though. NMP.

not my…pie?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's Pecaun you freaks. (This is the only time I will add an unneeded U to a word!)

And it tastes like an orgasm in my mouth!

Do they need to eat pineapples first or what?

 

[MindYaBitness]

So that’s what an orgasm tastes like? Pecan pie?

I've heard of pineapple being a thing, but pecan pie would definitely encourage more ladies to, um, taste an orgasm

 

[LostHorizon]

I've heard of pineapple being a thing, but pecan pie would definitely encourage more ladies to, um, taste an orgasm

I’ve heard it tastes like a number of different things, but pecan pie is a new one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve heard it tastes like a number of different things, but pecan pie is a new one.

I wouldn't know, but if pecan pie was true, I'd definitely force the question in my bedroom

 

[LostHorizon]

I wouldn't know, but if pecan pie was true, I'd definitely force the question in my bedroom

There HAS to be a way to get it to taste like pecan pie.

 

[Trubbycat]

There HAS to be a way to get it to taste like pecan pie.

Have a pie on the nightstand and when he's ready to go dip his cock into it. It's not stupid if it works.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've heard of pineapple being a thing, but pecan pie would definitely encourage more ladies to, um, taste an orgasm

You should pitch this marketing campaign to Costco.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have a pie on the nightstand and when he's ready to go dip his cock into it. It's not stupid if it works.

The fuck ….


The fucking HORROR OF IT!!!!

I’m so beyond disgusted by this that I can’t even.

 

[LostHorizon]

Have a pie on the nightstand and when he's ready to go dip his cock into it. It's not stupid if it works.

I thought of that, but that would make his junk taste like pecan pie, not his orgasm.

 

[Trubbycat]

I thought of that, but that would make his junk taste like pecan pie, not his orgasm.

Okay, have him wank onto a slice. I'm not the chemist here.