Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

You need to find a new American family to have Thanksgiving with.

You wanna adopt me?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Replying just so you can’t deny it later.

I would never deny …, just threaten filetting

 

[LostHorizon]

You wanna adopt me?

Sure!

And we can go see the parade. Forget about watching it on NBC.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sure!

And we can go see the parade. Forget about watching it on NBC.

Only if you have a secret route to a bathroom … I hear it’s hard to find one those

 

[crazychemgirl]

what’s creepier….


Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their doll collection…



OR



Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their childhood stuffed animal collection.

 

[TXRafe]

what’s creepier….


Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their doll collection…



OR



Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their childhood stuffed animal collection.

the doll collection is significantly creepier...

 

[vagrantx]

what’s creepier….


Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their doll collection…



OR



Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their childhood stuffed animal collection.

Are the dolls porcelain? May I bring a bat to this room?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SWR101]

what’s creepier….


Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their doll collection…



OR



Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their childhood stuffed animal collection.

Uhhh, yes?

 

[TXRafe]

Uhhh, yes?

i wanted to answer simply yes when i first saw the post, but thought better of it as not really being helpful...though hilarious

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

what’s creepier….


Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their doll collection…



OR



Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their childhood stuffed animal collection.

Hey! My dolls aren’t creepy. Maybe concerning, but not creepy!

 

[SWR101]

Hey! My dolls aren’t creepy. Maybe disconcerting, but not creepy!

FIFY

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My brain is incapable of reading this correctly and their marketing team should have predicted this

 

[SWR101]

That said, the canned cranberry sauce is tempting

 

[MindYaBitness]

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That said, the canned cranberry sauce is tempting

I unabashedly love the canned cranberry sauce. I'll take it with or without the whole berries!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

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My brain is incapable of reading this correctly and their marketing team should have predicted this

You think they didn’t have focus groups of perverts giggling in the back rooms as they put this together?

 

[MindYaBitness]

what’s creepier….


Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their doll collection…



OR



Someone who has a whole room dedicated to their childhood stuffed animal collection.

neither, because it's totally awesome to have a whole room for your childhood hobbies...don't mind me while I rearrange my Lego city

 

[morelikeasong]

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That said, the canned cranberry sauce is tempting

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[crazychemgirl]

neither, because it's totally awesome to have a whole room for your childhood hobbies...don't mind me while I rearrange my Legi city

But legos are not creepy and 100% amazing … who doesn’t love legos


Until you step on one … but that’s an entirely different issue

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Short of caltrops, Lego isn’t particularly creepy/scary, even if you’re modelling the Elm Street houses or the like.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But legos are not creepy and 100% amazing … who doesn’t love legos


Until you step on one … but that’s an entirely different issue

Great minds what stink alike!

 

[SWR101]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I knew I liked you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You think they didn’t have focus groups of perverts giggling in the back rooms as they put this together?

Shoulda done a better job. I ain’t buying no nut sacks on thanksgiving. I don’t care how good a deal it is!

 

[LostHorizon]

Only if you have a secret route to a bathroom … I hear it’s hard to find one those

It’s New York City. You can pee anywhere and Central Park is a biggggg park.