OrdinaryPerson
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You can have all the mashed potatoes and gravy you can eat. And 4 peasYes please
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You can have all the mashed potatoes and gravy you can eat. And 4 peasYes please
2 peas please. I'm trying to watch my girlish figure.You can have all the mashed potatoes and gravy you can eat. And 4 peas
And ice cream?You can have all the mashed potatoes and gravy you can eat. And 4 peas
dont ACTUALLY encourage her, smhIt always comes back to potatoes
Well, aren't you feeling generous this morning!You can have all the mashed potatoes and gravy you can eat. And 4 peas
It always comes back to potatoes
Tater tits!!!!dont ACTUALLY encourage her, smh
It always comes back to potatoes
Dooo eeetTater tits!!!!
YES!Tater tits!!!!
Tater tits!!!!
There weren't any tits ermm tots in there ORE-IDA known
But but… there was A titThere weren't any tits ermm tots in there ORE-IDA known
THAT is your takeaway from a choice dad joke?!? Holy cripes manBut but… there was A tit
Nah nah - I gotta hand it to you - that was a pretty good oneTHAT is your takeaway from a choice dad joke?!? Holy cripes man
You act like I don’t want to see them every day…
You heard it here first gentlemen. She's gonna hand meNah nah - I gotta hand it to you - that was a pretty good one
Is HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?Happy HHMPDAY
Id say it's a step above Hmphday but not as exciting as humpdayIs HHMPDAY even hotter than Humpday?
Sorry. Blame Bry.
Yes. I'll be eating lots of peppermint jo jo ice creamAnd ice cream?
I thought she was saying HMM cause it was so goodId say it's a step above Hmphday but not as exciting as humpday
WowYes. I'll be eating lots of peppermint jo jo ice cream
I'm a sweet benevolent princessWell, aren't you feeling generous this morning!
Obviously, you should have run out of the room giggling... just saying...THAT is your takeaway from a choice dad joke?!? Holy cripes man