Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

Follow up question …

If you could teleport … would you teleport to a Lit Orgy in Vegas?

Vegas is so overrated.

Can’t we orgy somewhere cool?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

30-50 percent is a wide variation. Which means it’s somewhere in the middle.

I don’t trust this stat at all.

You know 88.32% of all stats are simply made up, and most of the rest have been ‘spun’

 

[LostHorizon]

You know 88.32% of all stats are simply made up, and most of the rest have been ‘spun’

I did read that somewhere!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Teleport would mean I could go fuck with you or @OrdinaryPerson whenever! Also play Legos with @MindYaBitness ....... and can't forget kicking @BrendaBear in the ass and dissapear.... hoe it up with @JustAnotherFlower ....... sneak in brie cheese for @LaisDeMarieDeFrance.... steal all of @JerseyJade gnomes....

Leave it to you to be at an orgy and only want to fuck with CCG and me

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No. That’s a hard no. Have you met some of the people on here?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Leave it to you to be at an orgy and only want to fuck with CCG and me

Did I tag the orgie question there!? Guess it is true that Panda's can't read..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did I tag the orgie question there!? Guess it is true that Panda's can't read..

Fine. Leave it to you to be able to teleport and just use it to fuck with us

 

[LostHorizon]

Fine. Leave it to you to be able to teleport and just use it to fuck with us

I can think of better reasons to teleport places.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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I have 4 crotch goblins. This math checks out.

 

[TXRafe]

I have 4 crotch goblins. This math checks out.

crotch goblins and semen demons are the absolute best names when referring to offspring

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fine. Leave it to you to be able to teleport and just use it to fuck with us

I mean... I'm not against other things happening... but I would have to fuck with ya'll as well.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Lololol. You have definitely seen your fair share of people that you wouldn't want to run into at an orgy! Or at an autopsy

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Lololol. You have definitely seen your fair share of people that you wouldn't want to run into at an orgy! Or at an autopsy

Hopefully those two events should be instantly different to behold!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lololol. You have definitely seen your fair share of people that you wouldn't want to run into at an orgy! Or at an autopsy

Are you talking about me like Apisto was?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you talking about me like Apisto was?

I semi/kinda/in a roundabout way know Apisto and I can't fathom that he would ever besmirch your elite desirability on this site. Sounds cray cray

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I semi/kinda/in a roundabout way know Apisto and I can't fathom that he would ever besmirch your elite desirability on this site. Sounds cray cray

"Elite desirability" eh? Keep talking smooth to me baby.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

"Elite desirability" eh? Keep talking smooth to me baby.

I seent your cans once and they were purty

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I seent your cans once and they were purty

Cousin Cleetus? I knew you looked familiar

 

[HarryHill]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Cousin Cleetus? I knew you looked familiar

Quick question for you, that should probably be a PM but(t) fuck it. Do you have a vivid recollection of my most sacred hole?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Quick question for you, that should probably be a PM but(t) fuck it. Do you have a vivid recollection of my most sacred hole?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thank God, that's not a resounding 'yes'
I was starting to develop a complex

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank God, that's not a resounding 'yes'
I was starting to develop a complex

Oh I definitely remember your hole. I was just being coy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh I definitely remember your hole. I was just being coy