Sex & Shenanigans

[UsuallyPresent]

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What did that poor defenseless whiskey do to deserve such a sick, evil fate. Ice? For SHAME!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

Yeah. Tonight,

 

[Qky75]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

It's pronounced "Cyoo" or just Q but it is a common mistake a lot of people make with me.

 

[BrendaBear]

It's pronounced "Cyoo" or just Q but it is a common mistake a lot of people make with me.

Cue wasn’t an option?

 

[Qky75]

Cue wasn’t an option?

Did I stutter?

Ok yes I actually stutter. Sigh

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lots of butthole talk tonight.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Saw this and thought of @OrdinaryPerson ’s avy:
https://www.pandaexpress.com/promo/cozycollection
(Tomorrow 9:30-11:30am only, very limited supplies at participating locations.)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who.... Me? Don't you know what an innocent I am?

The only innocent in Sin City!

There ARE hotels out there. Just a few of 'em. And meating rooms, and all sorts of other places available to rent. . .

Definitely not a typo!

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I think I brought this up and we had a discussion about it months ago. Fucking mind-blowing and also totally believable at the same time. Personally, I’m jealous that they don’t have intrusive thoughts keeping them awake at night.

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I’ve never connected these dots, but technically, Disneyland is not even in LA County, it’s in Orange County…just like the stupid “Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim” are not in Los Angeles at all.

crotch goblins and semen demons are the absolute best names when referring to offspring

LOL have never heard “demon semen” before, but it’s catchy!

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Did you pull that from @MindYaBitness ’s Temu recommendations?

 

[Qky75]

The video was irrelevant but this comment right here....I can't stop laughing

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Definitely not a typo!

You noticed! Such an observant kitty you is!

 

[UnquietDreams]

The only innocent in Sin City!

It's Hard to be a Saint in the City.

 

[Apisto42]

What did that poor defenseless whiskey do to deserve such a sick, evil fate. Ice? For SHAME!

If it’s bourbon, then nothing. I prefer bourbon with a little ass.

That’s a funny autocorrect. Was trying for ice. I suppose my phone knows what I really want.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Saw this and thought of @OrdinaryPerson ’s avy:
https://www.pandaexpress.com/promo/cozycollection
(Tomorrow 9:30-11:30am only, very limited supplies at participating locations.)
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I would go if there was on closer

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If it’s bourbon, then nothing. I prefer bourbon with a little ass.

That’s a funny autocorrect. Was trying for ice. I suppose my phone knows what I really want.

I would've guessed you like bourbon with a big ass and a little sass

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I would go if there was on closer

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

Closest is Garden Grove, but Gardena is close enough to make a side-trip to visit family. So tempted!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would go if there was on closer

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

I looked. Closest one with these is 65 miles away...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Closest is Garden Grove, but Gardena is close enough to make a side-trip to visit family. So tempted!

Do it!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I looked. Closest one with these is 65 miles away...

Also... Do it!

 

[BrendaBear]

I did order a wearable blanket yesterday cause I have no shame.

Years ago they started selling warm throw blankets around Christmas nice and cheap. So I was buying them and sewing them into super warm robes for myself and my friends who get cold.

I haven’t seen any nice blankets really cheap for a few years, but luckily I still have 2 or 3 for me.

They are so awesome!

 

[Apisto42]

I would've guessed you like bourbon with a big ass and a little sass

Yeah, but I’ll take a little ass that has some sass any day.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Closest is Garden Grove, but Gardena is close enough to make a side-trip to visit family. So tempted!

Do it!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It really bothers me that his mouth doesn't match the words. I feel like he's yelling "hashtag!" Which is really odd given his dress

 

[UnquietDreams]

It really bothers me that his mouth doesn't match the words. I feel like he's yelling "hashtag!" Which is really odd given his dress

And now I can only lip read "hashtag."

Of course, it is The Doctor...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

And now I can only lip read "hashtag."

Of course, it is The Doctor...

No scarf, no jelly babies, you SURE that's the Doctor?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

No scarf, no jelly babies, you SURE that's the Doctor?!?