Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I never listen to myself

Even though I’m told quite often I give great advice… to others… that I never follow for myself

I understand this extremely well. For years, people have told me I should talk to myself and give myself the same advice I give others. And only a few months ago I started actually doing that. I wish I had started years ago. There may not be anyone else in my life to say nice things to me, but it still is nice hearing nice supportive things - and it turns out - especially coming from me.

Just my experience, of course.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I understand this extremely well. For years, people have told me I should talk to myself and give myself the same advice I give others. And only a few months ago I started actually doing that. I wish I had started years ago. There may not be anyone else in my life to say nice things to me, but it still is nice hearing nice supportive things - and it turns out - especially coming from me.

Just my experience, of course.

I’m trying my best to be a better me. It’s just working slowly I guess. Thank you for the advice. I do genuinely appreciate it from you because you seem like a genuinely good person

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That thing is HUGE I am not sucking it!

Is it as big as @OrdinaryPerson’s?

We know what the good Litsters get...

I’ve been told good girls get toys, bad girls get coal, and really bad girls get diamonds

Girl, I’m still waiting! Stupid long deliveries!

I haven’t even gotten a shipping notice for mine yet. I’m getting impatient

Mine could take up to 6 more days

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

I mean…we don’t neeeeed guys to control our toys, but it can be so much more fun when they do!

Also can’t believe this is an actual thing that happened.

Well, there goes my christmas!

Daaaaamn, @MindYaBitness, how many bilbos did you order?!?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is it as big as @OrdinaryPerson ’s?

No idea, but I can assume @OrdinaryPerson ‘s is also quite large

 

[MindYaBitness]

Daaaaamn, @MindYaBitness, how many bilbos did you order?!?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ogden Trundlebrie.

Zena Sashayduck

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

 

[crazychemgirl]

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

It’s like we never needed you …


I mean…

 

[crazychemgirl]

My package is here in Vancouver...

Is it you? Are you the package?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is it you? Are you the package?

clearly *a* package, but THE package? Mmm.... doubtful!

 

[Wriggle]

Is it you? Are you the package?

I always deliver my parcels with a glint in my eye and the words, "I've got a package for you"

 

[LupineOne]

Morning, Shenanigang!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it you? Are you the package?

It wouldn't be the first time someone has called me that, or something like it...

 

[cactusjack0584]

My package is undeliverable

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[BrendaBear]

Morning, Shenanigang!
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Why you gotta call out @SalaciousMonkey22 like that? Showing his true picture, and point out he’s disturbed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My package is undeliverable

Mine was marked "Return to Sender."

 

[LupineOne]

Why you gotta call out @SalaciousMonkey22 like that? Showing his true picture, and point out he’s disturbed.

Rafiki was disturbed too, and yet if not for him and his stick, the Pride Lands wouldn’t have been saved

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why you gotta call out @SalaciousMonkey22 like that? Showing his true picture, and point out he’s disturbed.

I just got here?!?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

Rafiki was disturbed too, and yet if not for him and his stick, the Pride Lands wouldn’t have been saved

True… Rafiki was overflowing with cool…. And his voice sounds just like Benson! Amazing!

 

[cactusjack0584]

True… Rafiki was overflowing with cool…. And his voice sounds just like Benson! Amazing!

 

[LostHorizon]

Mine was marked "Return to Sender."

My package was flagged for being a biohazard.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can hear him saying it too.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I can hear him saying it too.

Probably one of the best scenes of that movie

 

[LostHorizon]

His voice was Benson