Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

His voice was Benson

 

[LostHorizon]

It wasn’t a joke, just agreeing and having a good laugh. Wtf?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wow shots fired

 

[LostHorizon]

Wow shots fired

Life is too short to take cheap shots at people you don’t know on the internet.

Especially on a fucking porn site.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Life is too short to take cheap shots at people you don’t know on the internet.

Especially on a fucking porn site.

I wasn’t taking shots at anyone. Just reading the room. Apologies

 

[UnquietDreams]

It wasn’t a joke, just agreeing and having a good laugh. Wtf?

He knew who it was. Sorry, your response just caught me as funny.

 

[LostHorizon]

I wasn’t taking shots at anyone. Just reading the room. Apologies

I’m not talking about you. I was referring to your instincts regarding the room.

You’re cool.

 

[SWR101]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Girl, I’m still waiting! Stupid long deliveries!

I haven’t even gotten a shipping notice for mine yet. I’m getting impatient

Mine could take up to 6 more days

So mine had an estimated delivery window of December 8th-13th. Got a call from a delivery driver at 6-something in the morning saying she couldn’t get the gate code to work. *Grumble grumble* but also yaaay!

 

[Qky75]

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You do you honeybun

 

[UnquietDreams]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Morning, Shenanigang!
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I posted one with a similar sentiment (replace “a meme” with “art”) in one of the meme threads recently, but…yours has a monke!

Mine was marked "Return to Sender."

On the bright side, “return to sender” is the nicest way of saying “go fuck yourself” I’ve ever seen or heard!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I posted one with a similar sentiment (replace “memes” with “art”), but…yours has a monke!


On the bright side, “return to sender” is the nicest way of saying “go fuck yourself” I’ve ever seen or heard!

Well, considering my toys showed up, it isn't entirely a negative sentiment...

 

[Qky75]

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Stealing.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well, considering my toys showed up, it isn't entirely a negative sentiment...

One of my packages was delivered to the wrong address last night. I don’t recognize the house and couldn’t find it on this block or adjacent blocks on Google Maps street view At least it was just something inexpensive for myself and not something expensive and/or a gift I intended to give someone else by Christmas…and at least little kitty’s new toy arrived today

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of my packages was delivered to the wrong address last night. I don’t recognize the house and couldn’t find it on this block or adjacent blocks on Google Maps street view At least it was just something inexpensive for myself and not something expensive and/or a gift I intended to give someone else by Christmas…and at least little kitty’s new toy arrived today

Oh, I was a little stressed. Mine was a gift for me, but I think spent next year's toy budget as well. Black Friday...

(Worth it.)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, I was a little stressed. Mine was a gift for me, but I think spent next year's toy budget as well. Black Friday...

(Worth it.)

I’m always stressed when toys are being delivered. Roommates and I sublet my dad’s old place after he downsized, but he still comes over to visit a few times a week and often brings the mail in You bet I put shoes and a hoodie on and ran out to the front gate as soon as the delivery person called at 6-something in the morning!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m always stressed when toys are being delivered. Roommates and I sublet my dad’s old place after he downsized, but he still comes over to visit a few times a week and often brings the mail in You bet I put shoes and a hoodie on and ran out to the front gate as soon as the delivery person called at 6-something in the morning!

I love my kid, but there are discussions I don't want to have. Last toy I bought, when it was delivered, she was convinced it was her birthday present. No, no it wasn't...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I love my kid, but there are discussions I don't want to have. Last toy I bought, when it was delivered, she was convinced it was her birthday present. No, no it wasn't...

You can tell her this one is my Christmas present

 

[Qky75]

Good morning degenerates. I don't have it in me to scroll back through time to catch-up so we'll just jump in right here.

 

[LostHorizon]

Good morning degenerates. I don't have it in me to scroll back through time to catch-up so we'll just jump in right here.

After a quick read it looks like the topic of recent conversation had something to do with stress related to worrying about when and where one’s sex toys are being delivered and who else, children, parents, neighbors, tenants, etc. may find out about it.

 

[Qky75]

After a quick read it looks like the topic of recent conversation had something to do with stress related to worrying about when and where one’s sex toys are being delivered and who else, children, parents, neighbors, tenants, etc. may find out about it.

Ah. Thanks. I bring both of my toys to the dinner table, go out in public with them, take them to work with me, and even put them in other people's hands.

 

[LostHorizon]

Ah. Thanks. I bring both of my toys to the dinner table, go out in public with them, take them to work with me, and even put them in other people's hands.

Me too! People see my toys all the time. They don’t seem to mind at all. Some people even want to grab them.

The best thing about my toys is I can use them for all sorts of different things. They are multifunctional!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Whatayasay ladies?

 

[LostHorizon]

Whatayasay ladies?
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This approach with the ladies works for me all the time.