Sex & Shenanigans

[cactusjack0584]

Sorry ladies it’ll be delayed. The truck crashed…

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ma-interstate-truck-dildos-lube-b2169239.html

 

[cactusjack0584]

Also can’t believe this is an actual thing that happened.

 

[cactusjack0584]

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

Fun fact…

They don’t!

but some of them want us (royal “us” not me personally)

 

[morelikeasong]

all these ladies waiting on toys...its almost like they dont even need us...

fuck...

I love using toys with a partner
Both virtual and IRL

 

[TXRafe]

I love using toys with a partner
Both virtual and IRL

im joking...sorry

 

[DannieB]

I love using toys with a partner
Both virtual and IRL

Reading the reviews from a certain thread has actually made me excited about using a toy virtually but I’ve also learned I’m good on my own

 

[morelikeasong]

@morelikeasong & @DannieB

I'm sorry!!!
My package arrived earlier this week! Merry Christmas to momma!

If you feel… inspired, you should review what you got on my sex toy thread after you try what you got!

 

[morelikeasong]

im joking...sorry

I knew you were joking!

I just wanted to remind all the men that these toys are your friends. Your teammates!

 

[TXRafe]

I knew you were joking!

I just wanted to remind all the men that these toys are your friends. Your teammates!

ok, just making sure...didnt want you to think i was actually being deprecating. im just an idiot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@morelikeasong & @DannieB

I'm sorry!!!
My package arrived earlier this week! Merry Christmas to momma!

Mine showed up Wednesday....

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I knew you were joking!

I just wanted to remind all the men that these toys are your friends. Your teammates!

Teammates - YES!!!!!

and lets not forget together toys!

 

[cactusjack0584]

ok, just making sure...didnt want you to think i was actually being deprecating. im just an idiot.

I don’t think you’re an idiot

but I think I’m an idiot… so how much does my opinion matter???

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fun fact…

They don’t!

but some of them want us (royal “us” not me personally)

Depends on the lady. I think sex is like conversation. You can talk to yourself all day long, even work out some of your problems, but it's not going to be nearly as enjoyable as it is with somebody else.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry ladies it’ll be delayed. The truck crashed…

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...ma-interstate-truck-dildos-lube-b2169239.html

Well, there goes my christmas!

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t think you’re an idiot

but I think I’m an idiot… so how much does my opinion matter???

You opinion totally matters…. Except for the one about you.

 

[TXRafe]

I don’t think you’re an idiot

but I think I’m an idiot… so how much does my opinion matter???

im silly...i dont take things too seriously until they need to be taken seriously

 

[cactusjack0584]

Depends on the lady. I think sex is like conversation. You can talk to yourself all day long, even work out some of your problems, but it's not going to be nearly as enjoyable as it is with somebody else.

I was being facetious

but I get it

 

[DannieB]

My packages are still in Jersey

 

[cactusjack0584]

You opinion totally matters…. Except for the one about you.

I never listen to myself

Even though I’m told quite often I give great advice… to others… that I never follow for myself

 

[cactusjack0584]

My packages are still in Jersey

Probably had to pay a toll

 

[UnquietDreams]

My packages are still in Jersey

My package is here in Vancouver...

 

[DannieB]

So you’ll deliver them personally?

 

[SWR101]

 

[UnquietDreams]

So you’ll deliver them personally?

 

[DannieB]

My weekend is looking up!