Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn

This sounds like something that started with an ugly grandma ad

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

Who wants to cover @OrdinaryPerson in mayo and eat her like a sandwich.


I heard she’s open to the possibility

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

I mean, suit yourself, but mayo?

 

[Wand3rlust]

It made 0 sense to me either. Neither? I don't know how words do

You're doing very very well. Considering

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A timer on banging?


Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn.

This made me audibly chuckle. Nothing gets me closer to orgasm than pressure. Wait, why do I have to get out? There's other holes

 

[Wand3rlust]

It is sort of like Cricket. You stop in the middle to have tea. (Do I have that right @Wand3rlust?)

No.

Lunch.

Tea is in tbe afternoon.

*sighs*

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm American, again, I'm sorry.

That one makes more sense.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No.

Lunch.

Tea is in tbe afternoon.

*sighs*

*Right shoulder goes weak*

 

[Bry1313]

This is solved by only having one man per 3some

That is the best ratio

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who wants to cover @OrdinaryPerson in mayo and eat her like a sandwich.


I heard she’s open to the possibility

This is where the breasts vs thighs argument should start

 

[Wand3rlust]

All of our personalities are finally aligned on worst

I'm the exception that proves that rule.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

This you?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm the exception that proves that rule.

Per usual.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is legit the best snack. Salty and sour and spicy. It's making my mouth water just thinking about it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A timer on banging?


Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn.

This you?

https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/lifes...s-cries-after-sleeping-with-101-men-in-a-day/

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This you?

This is the wrong thread for a confession

 

[crazychemgirl]

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This is legit the best snack. Salty and sour and spicy. It's making my mouth water just thinking about it.

So you’ve chosen your mid-sex snack

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So you’ve chosen your mid-sex snack

It's super sexy when I have to spit out the bones

 

[crazychemgirl]

This made me audibly chuckle. Nothing gets me closer to orgasm than pressure. Wait, why do I have to get out? There's other holes

Do it … do it now!

CUM ALREADY DAMNIT

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That is the best ratio

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's super sexy when I have to spit out the bones

Absolutely.


Guys love it when you spit on their bones

 

[MandaPandaa]

Isn't the timer for when snacking starts?

This is also what I thought. Snacking on a schedule.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do it … do it now!

CUM ALREADY DAMNIT

If you're playing into my 'being told what to do kink' then just know that you've ruined a perfectly good pair of fleece Grinch pajama pants. BRB, everyone

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do it … do it now!

CUM ALREADY DAMNIT

So they don't listen to you either when you try to be a Dom?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So they don't listen to you either when you try to be a Dom?

I’m a crappy domme …


My last girlfriend would just giggle at me when I told her what to do …

But then again I think she just liked it when I spanked her.