Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If you only knew.

 

[morelikeasong]

Did you bring the sriracha Mayo as suggested by @MandaPandaa

 

[crazychemgirl]

You also said mayo, not mayo substitute, I don’t want the margarine of mayo on my @OrdinaryPerson sandwich

You don’t like an extra tang with your poontang?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m in the shower RN trying to wash myself clean of all thoughts of this

Prove it!

 

[Bry1313]

That's not how it works

It seems to be how it’s working

 

[crazychemgirl]

Assuming this is supposed to say soap… my thoughts are no

Who masturbates with soap?!!!!

 

[Bry1313]

Of course this is when you show up

She must have an alert or something

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who masturbates with soap?!!!!

For real.
Shampoo is where it's at

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who masturbates with soap?!!!!

Better than soup.

Ruin a good soup that way.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Who masturbates with soap?!!!!

I tried when I was younger. I thought because it was slippy it would work well. Never trying that again.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Better than soup.

Ruin a good soup that way.

Or add some flavor?

 

[crazychemgirl]

For real.
Shampoo is where it's at

Men .. just for your own information..

Girls don’t like to suck soap dick.

Or shampoo dick.

 

[Bry1313]

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

That’s the only Grinch, no other Grinch other than Boris Karloff ever happened. I will not argue about this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I tried when I was younger. I thought because it was slippy it would work well. Never trying that again.

I think everyone has done this. It makes a ton of sense until the burning starts

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or add some flavor?

Thus "good soup."

Feel free to ruin flavorless soup.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Better than soup.

Ruin a good soup that way.

I feel like that’s how you burn your dick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s the only Grinch, no other Grinch other than Boris Karloff ever happened. I will not argue about this

The Benedict cumbersnatch one is good too.

 

[Indie]

Of course this is when you show up

I love you too

 

[Bry1313]

You don’t like an extra tang with your poontang?

That tangy zest you taste isn’t a good thing

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s the only Grinch, no other Grinch other than Boris Karloff ever happened. I will not argue about this

I don't abhor the 2018 one, but it pales in comparison to '66

 

[UnquietDreams]

Men .. just for your own information..

Girls don’t like to suck soap dick.

Or shampoo dick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't abhor the 2018 one, but it pales in comparison to '66

Truth.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I feel like that’s how you burn your dick.

there are cold soups...

...though this still feels like a "fuck everything about that" situation.

 

[Bry1313]

The Benedict cumbersnatch one is good too.

No other Grinch, none. There has only been one Grinch and two Godfather movies. That’s it

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like that’s how you burn your dick.

Exactly.

Burn dick, and ruin soup. No good.