Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you're playing into my 'being told what to do kink' then just know that you've ruined a perfectly good pair of fleece Grinch pajama pants. BRB, everyone

Which grinch?


I need to know whether to feel bad or not.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This you?

https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/lifes...s-cries-after-sleeping-with-101-men-in-a-day/

I saw this today!!!!!!
She was crying about 100, but then later said that next time she's going for 1,000
I think there's a chance that she may need an intervention.

And I know just the guy to do it...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

I prefer the Costco avocado mayo or kewpie

 

[Bry1313]

So they don't listen to you either when you try to be a Dom?

Suggest better things

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

I’m in the shower RN trying to wash myself clean of all thoughts of this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Which grinch?


I need to know whether to feel bad or not.

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

 

[UnquietDreams]

This you?

https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/lifes...s-cries-after-sleeping-with-101-men-in-a-day/

"Yet, despite discussing how bad bedding 100 men in 24 hours was for her mental and physical health, Phillips recently declared that she plans to have sex with 1,000 men in a day."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Suggest better things

That's not how it works

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best was never so apt

 

[crazychemgirl]

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

Ok I’m sorry.


But next time just cum faster.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m in the shower RN trying to wash myself clean of all thoughts of this

What are your thoughts about masturbating with soak in the shower?

 

[MandaPandaa]

I prefer the Costco avocado mayo or kewpie

Nothing beats Kewpie.

Also for some reason this seems relevant.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So you’ve chosen your mid-sex snack

Yes...that was the snack that started the sex snack discussion.

 

[Indie]

This you?

If you only knew.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip

She said mayo, so mayo it will be, not mayo substitute

 

[MandaPandaa]

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

This is the way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She said mayo, so mayo it will be, not mayo substitute

Actually I said it first.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m in the shower RN trying to wash myself clean of all thoughts of this

Did you bring the sriracha Mayo as suggested by @MandaPandaa

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you only knew.

Of course this is when you show up

 

[morelikeasong]

What are your thoughts about masturbating with soak in the shower?

Assuming this is supposed to say soap… my thoughts are no

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nothing beats Kewpie.

Also for some reason this seems relevant.

WTF is that!!!!!!
And... can I fuck it?

 

[Bry1313]

Actually I said it first.

You also said mayo, not mayo substitute, I don’t want the margarine of mayo on my @OrdinaryPerson sandwich

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip