Sex & Shenanigans

It got not fun for me. So I posted other places.

Bit like the audio thread.

If it's not fun, I move on.

But noone got ostracised.
Yes, thus the "expats" part. Not "exiles."

I left, but I wasn't from mt UK anyway. I was just there trying to seduce someone with my long-windedness, endearingly awkward lack of game, and requests to pronounce random things.
 
Yup. Then there’s surprise when we stop asking, then there’s surprise when separation occurs, then there’s surprise when they realize there really are men out there that value what they have and they lost what was theirs to one of those guys!
honey? is that you?
 
Yup. Then there’s surprise when we stop asking, then there’s surprise when separation occurs, then there’s surprise when they realize there really are men out there that value what they have and they lost what was theirs to one of those guys!
My ex, my daughter, and I were having coffee and donuts (we still like each other) when my ex made a comment about me going to the beach by myself when I turned her down for beach trips, which was not correct. I told her "I've never turned down a trip to the beach, good pizza, or sex -- ever."

The Kid turned red. Hey, you wanted to sit at the adult table...
 
Oh it's not restricted to men. SO has a pretty elaborate pulley-and-winch system set up to pry me away from the Steam summer sales..
i think its difficult for nongamers to understand the dopamine high from a game that presses all the right buttons
 

I mean, not in my house. All she has to do is even hint at sex and I'm stripping on my way to the bedroom.

That being said, I have gotten a blowjob while playing MarioKart, which was kinda the best of both worlds. I finished 1st on 3 of the 4 races, she was very proud of making me finish 3rd in the last one. Closest I've ever gotten to roadhead. 🤷‍♂️
 
Haha no Honey about it. Similar situation, yes. Separation, yes. 18 years of marriage and military life. We still get along very well and coparent well. I’m all about doing for Sammy and if you’re not onboard with that..choo choo
Glad it's worked out well for you guys. I've gone back and forth thinking about divorce, but haven't gotten serious about it because of the kids. Coparenting can be a bitch.
 
Haha no Honey about it. Similar situation, yes. Separation, yes. 18 years of marriage and military life. We still get along very well and coparent well. I’m all about doing for Sammy and if you’re not onboard with that..choo choo
ive never been married, i was making a joke, im sorry...i agree with the other gentleman that in that situation in telling the guys ill be back.
 
Glad it's worked out well for you guys. I've gone back and forth thinking about divorce, but haven't gotten serious about it because of the kids. Coparenting can be a bitch.
I don’t think there much going back and forth. I think we were both kinda at peace with it. We’d been apart often more than we were together per year, sometimes it was more like roomates, a lot of individual hyper independence. All came together.

We still live together for the kids. Mainly because after his retirement, this is the first one our kiddos have had him home for any length of time and our situation shouldn’t take that from them.

I’d say at least for me, if there was any back or forth, there’s something that can be done, fixed, worked on, etc. I wouldn’t have moved forward if there was anything to hesitate over.

I hope you come to something that works for everyone! Hugs!
 
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I mean, not in my house. All she has to do is even hint at sex and I'm stripping on my way to the bedroom.

That being said, I have gotten a blowjob while playing MarioKart, which was kinda the best of both worlds. I finished 1st on 3 of the 4 races, she was very proud of making me finish 3rd in the last one. Closest I've ever gotten to roadhead. 🤷‍♂️
I used to play "The Book Game." She would read aloud while I went down on her until she couldn't keep reading. Great game when everyone wins...
 
I used to play "The Book Game." She would read aloud while I went down on her until she couldn't keep reading. Great game when everyone wins...
Ya, she'd have to not be weirded out by oral first. 😆 But that doesn't sound like my kinda game.
 
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