Tallulah82
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I can use my strap on and lower my voice, if that helps.
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The Santa Sutra?
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Is this an open offer?
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The All I Want For Christmas is Q?
Tallulah82
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I'm open to all offers, baby.
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Go fetch the reins
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Follow-up: where would one go were one interested in a recap of the outcome of said event?
Tallulah82
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Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.Go fetch the reins
Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.
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I needed the DILF to demonstrate my Christmas sex position of Rude DILF & the red nose reins, dear.
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Bry1313
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He so damn greedy, every crush has to be his, now he wants reins? But dammit I love him regardless, he’s my weakness
Tallulah82
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Uhm. Ok. I didn't go back and read.
I saw you wanted a DILF and I got over excited. Sorry. My bad.
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Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
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Beats what my father-in-law's choice was: the I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Bry1313
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It was the mocking tone dammit, not the words themselves.Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
Tallulah82
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Ok, confession time here...Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
NRJLIVES4ever
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I love me some Art the Clown and creative names for genitals. 
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I saw a hilarious video of a kid telling a mall-type santa that he wanted a hippopotamus and the Santa telling him that hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal
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My brain can't not read this as the hiphopapotamus.. I'm really trying but I can't. Because I'm the rhymenocerous and I'm horny (I'M HORNY)
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Sex toys for Barbie?? That bitch gets everything!Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
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Not that you asked… but I recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 if you still need one. It’s been my go-to for a long time now and the customer service was great sending me a new one when I had to replace it after for having it a couple years (it has a 10yr warranty I think)Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
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I am currently in between crushes.
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