Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
… don’t tell me, I wanna be surprised. I can’t wait!

 

[morelikeasong]

That’s when she strikes!

I think it’s more likely that’s when I’m stricken, but tomato tomahto

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
… don’t tell me, I wanna be surprised. I can’t wait!

*has strap-on … will travel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*has strap-on … will travel.

Perfect! I got this shipping box all wrapped and ready. Those are air holes. I promise!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Perfect! I got this shipping box all wrapped and ready. Those are air holes. I promise!

I have concerns.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have concerns.

 

[Bbl87]

Hey you don't here Jack Ass complain when he has a date with his horse ho.... He just ee-aww ee-awws on in there like a champ

Hey, I'm not gonna look at gift horse in the mouth. Sex is sex.

I'm just sayin', when you're almost a foot taller than your partner, things get complicated!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

 

[Bbl87]

I'm just gonna say...

The number of "women" who are clearly men who have messaged me because they want the hot e-dickings on here...

Has given me trust issues, so I get it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm just gonna say...

The number of "women" who are clearly men who have messaged me because they want the hot e-dickings on here...

Has given me trust issues, so I get it.

 

[morelikeasong]

Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg I love her hair!!

Sometimes I miss my blue hair.

 

[Bbl87]

Your condolences are greatly appreciated. Many a boner was killed as a result of the experiences.

For all the lost boners...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I forgot how to check this yesterday but remembered today. I have a problem don’t I?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I gotta say, one of the worst things about being tall is it makes any standing position a bitch. Almost impossible to get things to line up well without a similarly tall partner. Or a step stool. But that's its own scary wobbly adventure.

I have a sturdy stepstool for just such a purpose. My spouse isn't really that tall, I'm just short enough that "lining things up" can be problematic

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm just gonna say...

The number of "women" who are clearly men who have messaged me because they want the hot e-dickings on here...

Has given me trust issues, so I get it.

Are you talking about me? I can read this you know. Rude.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, I'm not gonna look at gift horse in the mouth. Sex is sex.

I'm just sayin', when you're almost a foot taller than your partner, things get complicated!

So you have a big dick and you're tall???

 

[crazychemgirl]

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So I forgot how to check this yesterday but remembered today. I have a problem don’t I?

It’s not showing mine now

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Your condolences are greatly appreciated. Many a boner was killed as a result of the experiences.

For all the lost boners...

Do women say “give me that hot e-dicking” differently than men?

It’s the “bruh” that gives it away isn’t it? Dammit!

Well now I know! Errrr I mean…how interesting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So you have a big dick and you're tall???

Uh oh @Bry1313 … you might have some competition.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not showing mine now

Damn the man! Tryna keep you down!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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So I forgot how to check this yesterday but remembered today. I have a problem don’t I?

Ya, I'd say you've got a teeny tiny problem

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Ya, I'd say you've got a teeny tiny problem

Rude. The doctor said it was in the 3rd quartile!

 

[Bbl87]

So you have a big dick and you're tall???

Eh, big dick adjacent. And tall, but not NBA tall.