Sex & Shenanigans

[Tallulah82]

Not that you asked… but I recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 if you still need one. It’s been my go-to for a long time now and the customer service was great sending me a new one when I had to replace it after for having it a couple years (it has a 10yr warranty I think)

I shall seek!

 

[Qky75]

Ok, confession time here...

I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.

It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.

Man......not the first time I've heard this.....oh about toys I mean.

 

[Bry1313]

My brain can't not read this as the hiphopapotamus.. I'm really trying but I can't. Because I'm the rhymenocerous and I'm horny (I'M HORNY)

 

[Tallulah82]

I am currently in between crushes.

I prefer to layer my crushes so when one asks for something kinky like reins, I can rely on others to keep the tone level...

 

[Wriggle]

My brain can't not read this as the hiphopapotamus.. I'm really trying but I can't. Because I'm the rhymenocerous and I'm horny (I'M HORNY)

It's business time

 

[vagrantx]

 

[Wriggle]

I should have gone for my karaoke flight of the conchords song

 

[Qky75]

I should have gone for my karaoke flight of the conchords song

I love "sexiest girl in the room" lmao

 

[Wriggle]

I love "sexiest girl in the room" lmao

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street

 

[vagrantx]

It's business time

https://vocaroo.com/1nn39GwgV8ZP

nailed it

 

[Wriggle]

https://vocaroo.com/1nn39GwgV8ZP

nailed it

I've never anticipated a vocaroo more.

 

[Wriggle]

I've never anticipated a vocaroo more.

Except that other Swedish lady who sent explicit stuff messages in her native tongue that gave me asmr

 

[vagrantx]

Except that other Swedish lady who sent explicit stuff messages in her native tongue that gave me asmr

there are other swedish ladies here?? undercover?? I'm not alooone!

 

[Wriggle]

there are other swedish ladies here?? undercover?? I'm not alooone!

She is a librarian, too

 

[vagrantx]

librarian

bibliotekarie booknerds are the hottest...

 

[Wriggle]

bibliotekarie booknerds are the hottest...

There's no way I'm going to complete against you for a - looks up the etymology - a book carrier.

 

[vagrantx]

There's no way I'm going to complete against you for a - looks up the etymology - a book carrier.

I'm not going to try to cockblock you!! You go, dude, I'm rooting for you!

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not going to try to cockblock you!! You go, dude, I'm rooting for you!

You can sit at the bottom of the bed and be my translator.

 

[BrendaBear]

You can sit at the bottom of the bed and be my translator.

More likely @vagrantx would be an instigator.

 

[Wriggle]

More likely @vagrantx would be an instigator.

Brenda.
Please.
I man can only handle so much cruelty.

 

[LostHorizon]

This is a fascinating marketing strategy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm open to all offers, baby.

Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.

Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.

Now I see how it is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

 

[Tallulah82]

Now I see how it is.

@morelikeasong can take all the inches she wants. You, on the other hand, are limited in inches.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@morelikeasong can take all the inches she wants. You, on the other hand, are limited in inches.

Can I have some inches?