Sex & Shenanigans

[Tallulah82]

Can I have some inches?

Miles and fucking miles.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@morelikeasong can take all the inches she wants. You, on the other hand, are limited in inches.

That ain’t the only thing I’m limited in toots!

Hey…wait…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I have some inches?

I thought you were all metric and junk?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Miles and fucking miles.

Fine. Be that way. I don’t even care.

 

[UnquietDreams]

She is a librarian, too

Ooohhhh...

I am rarely envious. I am now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

bibliotekarie booknerds are the hottest...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[lavendersilk]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I'm gonna have to buy a lot of purple body paint...

 

[Qky75]

FML. I can't read. That does it

 

[SWR101]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

“Which one do you want to try?”

Yes, the answer is “yes”

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I'd like to start with the "everybody is playing football" and end with the "turkey baster", please!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I am always partial to "The Grinch..."

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Start off cozy with Santa’s Helper and transition to stocking stuffer!!!

Stocking stuffer is

Likely the one handed drummer boy

Same dude. Same.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I really just want the Grinch.

 

[lavendersilk]

I am always partial to "The Grinch..."

I really just want the Grinch.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I love that there are Hanukkah ones ! I’ll take the dreidel and the a-dom-inable snowman

 

[Bbl87]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I gotta say, one of the worst things about being tall is it makes any standing position a bitch. Almost impossible to get things to line up well without a similarly tall partner. Or a step stool. But that's its own scary wobbly adventure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love that there are Hanukkah ones ! I’ll take the dreidel and the a-dom-inable snowman

 

[TXRafe]

she was distracted by holiday sexual positions...i think im safe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn’t notice the Xmas tree here but it makes me laugh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

she was distracted by holiday sexual positions...i think im safe.

That’s when she strikes!

 

[Qky75]

I gotta say, one of the worst things about being tall is it makes any standing position a bitch. Almost impossible to get things to line up well without a similarly tall partner. Or a step stool. But that's its own scary wobbly adventure.

Hey you don't hear Jack Ass complain when he has a date with his horse ho.... He just ee-aww ee-awws on in there like a champ

 

[Sammysub07]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

Ohhh there’s too many good ones!! Great selection CCG! I’ve got thoughts on these!

1)Start with the grinch..cause why not?!

2)I’d say move on with everyone else is playing football This can definitely take place while watching football..might just be me?

3) Picking up speed with The Turkey Baster

4) and the subby in me needing it to end with A-Dom-inable Snowman the snowman just can’t melt from the heat k?

Stocking stuffer is


Same dude. Same.

Stocking stuffer is great, indeed!

@Qky75 im sure would agree instead of thinking about the drummer boy moves! Haha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Merry FUCKING Christmas ….,


I think for everyone this holiday season you should all treat yourselves with one (or more) of these positions.

 

[morelikeasong]

Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
… don’t tell me, I wanna be surprised. I can’t wait!