Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Sustenance is important!

#facts

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know... I work with plants a lot and know of one that causes vocal paralysis that is sold in almost all big box stores. Just.. just saying...

It’s important to have friends like you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought you said I was the only one!!!


*runs away crying

No. No I didn't. I said you were adorable, and you threatened to stab me in the leg with a fork.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No. No I didn't. I said you were adorable, and you threatened to stab me in the leg with a fork.

But in the NICEST way possible.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It’s important to have friends like you.

The quiet one that no one ever suspects?

 

[UnquietDreams]

But in the NICEST way possible.

Yes, it would be the nicest stabbing I ever had.

Or the second nicest...

 

[UnquietDreams]

The quiet one that no one ever suspects?

Oh, Gods no --I suspect the quiet ones first.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, it would be the nicest stabbing I ever had.

Or the second nicest...

WHO STABBED YOU NICER THAN ME?!!



TELL ME HER NAME!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

WHO STABBED YOU NICER THAN ME?!!



TELL ME HER NAME!

Implicit gender bias alert.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Oh, Gods no --I suspect the quiet ones first.

I'm not that quiet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

WHO STABBED YOU NICER THAN ME?!!



TELL ME HER NAME!

Lydia, but she told everyone her name was Morgana. Freaky woman, but fun...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Implicit gender bias alert.

Suck my dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm not that quiet.

No, you I trust implicitly. Miss Donut is a good judge of character.

 

[SWR101]

The quiet one that no one ever suspects?

You may be quiet, but the only reason I don’t suspect you is I think I’m on your good side…

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Suck my dick.

Yes, ma'am.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Suck my dick.

That’s why I reserved the spot!

 

[BrendaBear]

No. No I didn't. I said you were adorable, and you threatened to stab me in the leg with a fork.

She doesn't just stab everyone in the leg with a fork... that shows she really cares!

 

[crazychemgirl]

She doesn't just stab everyone in the leg with a fork... that shows she really cares!

You just get me.

 

[SWR101]

You just get me.

I’ll be content to observe you, from a non-stabby distance

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She doesn't just stab everyone in the leg with a fork... that shows she really cares!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, ma'am.

Hey! I made the reservation!

 

[BrendaBear]

Implicit gender bias alert.

Oh... like guys go around stabbing each other in a nice way? No way! They mean that shit!

 

[SWR101]

Oh... like guys go around stabbing each other in a nice way? No way! They mean that shit!

You mean you never seen a bromance love knick?

 

[BrendaBear]

You mean you never seen a bromance love knick?

Well.... not yet...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ll be content to observe you, from a non-stabby distance

Awww …


You don’t wanna come just a little bit closer …