Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

I’m ovulating so idk if I can turn off but I’ll try

Maybe just try your computer or device… mobile devi…. Your phone your phone

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay, I know this might not technically be legal in Canada but just hear me out...

Undercarriage-mounted-flamethrowers.

Eh? Eeehh?

What kind of cars they got in Sweden?

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay it appears to only have been page 6281. I can see the option on all the others. So weird!

That happened to me too in...

 

[morelikeasong]

That happened to me too in...

It was so weird! And it happened as I was looking at the page. They just… disappeared

 

[lavendersilk]

It was so weird! And it happened as I was looking at the page. They just… disappeared

For me I kept clicking and the quote wouldn't be in my reply box.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Okay, I know this might not technically be legal in Canada but just hear me out...

Undercarriage-mounted-flamethrowers.

Eh? Eeehh?

This would go nicely with my concealed paintball gun, that I plan to shoot every driver that pisses me off. That way, I'll know who to avoid by how many paintballs are on their car.

 

[BrendaBear]

This would go nicely with my concealed paintball gun, that I plan to shoot every driver that pisses me off. That way, I'll know who to avoid by how many paintballs are on their car.

Just make sure you use paint colors that also clash with their car and look hideous... because if you use pretty colors they might like it.

 

[SWR101]

This would go nicely with my concealed paintball gun, that I plan to shoot every driver that pisses me off. That way, I'll know who to avoid by how many paintballs are on their car.

Just make sure you use paint colors that also clash with their car and look hideous... because if you use pretty colors they might like it.

Or make your own from frozen exterior paint, sticks better

 

[vagrantx]

What kind of cars they got in Sweden?

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, I mentioned the Justa’s Target theory earlier today, here it is, the greatest spoken word Voca ever shared on Lit



https://vocaroo.com/1aDo6hyHIlUY

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, I mentioned the Justa’s Target theory earlier today, here it is, the greatest spoken word Voca ever shared on Lit



https://vocaroo.com/1aDo6hyHIlUY

I’m listening right now and I’m dying laughing.
“Reformed party girl” now roaming Target. I feel… targeted

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I’m listening right now and I’m dying laughing.
“Reformed party girl” now roaming Target. I feel… targeted

SAME!!!!! I'm 4 minutes in and dying!

 

[Bry1313]

And ‘78!

Yeah 70’s kids!

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok, I mentioned the Justa’s Target theory earlier today, here it is, the greatest spoken word Voca ever shared on Lit



https://vocaroo.com/1aDo6hyHIlUY

I wish she had a podcast.

 

[Bry1313]

I thought you said I was the only one!!!


*runs away crying

Try being me here.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, I mentioned the Justa’s Target theory earlier today, here it is, the greatest spoken word Voca ever shared on Lit



https://vocaroo.com/1aDo6hyHIlUY

I'm only 5 minutes in and I already feel personally attacked

 

[Bry1313]

I love snow but fuck i hate having to clear it off the walkways and off my jeep.

You mean you guys don’t have a neighbor who just comes over and blows off your driveway and sidewalk and refuses to accept payment? Hmmm, just me then

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You mean you guys don’t have a neighbor who just comes over and blows off your driveway and sidewalk and refuses to accept payment? Hmmm, just me the

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean you guys don’t have a neighbor who just comes over and blows off your driveway and sidewalk and refuses to accept payment? Hmmm, just me then

My son does this because he's a gem!

 

[Bry1313]

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

I don’t know, first winter in this house, I’m bundling up to go out and shovel and I hear a noise and see a Santa looking fellow in a northface coat blowing my driveway. He’s done it every snowfall since

 

[lavendersilk]

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

It truly depends... at my old house, I had multiple neighbors that would help. But this street? These guys are all lazy AF!!!

 

[Bry1313]

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

Hold on, how did you know she lived in the Midwest?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I don’t know, first winter in this house, I’m bundling up to go out and shovel and I hear a noise and see a Santa looking fellow in a northface coat blowing my driveway. He’s done it every snowfall since

I'm only a tiny bit jealous

 

[Sammysub07]

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I think we can fix this with a new thread!

Someone flirt with me and tell me nice things and post memes … I’m having a shit morning.

Plus today and tomorrow is going to be mental at work.

Hoping your day got better!!! Here’s some flirt for ya!