Sex & Shenanigans

[Azuldrgon]

I told this story on another thread that reminds married men to shop for their wives for Christmas.

Thirteen years ago, my wife lost her mother. The December after, she received her first trust fund check since her grandparents had her mom on a trust fund after their passing.
It was the first Christmas she allowed me to shop for her gifts since before then, we never had enough and she always wants to be Mrs. Claus.
She gave me an amount and I attempted to shop. And I f'ed up.
I bought her three gifts that year.
-Tae Bo video.
-Exercise small equipment (small hand weights, bouncy ball, etc.)
-a sapphire ring which was a hit except she lost it three months later.
Since then, she never let me shop for her for Christmas again although I did surprise her a multitude of times since then when she least expected it.
So, for the ladies out there from an old, not so ancient dragon. If you're expecting your guy to be a hit at surprising you, help him learn how.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I worked at JCPenney. Christmas Eve was the day men would come to me, tell me their wife’s size and their style and ask me to shop for them. I always giggled

Will you be my personal shopper?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Will you be my personal shopper?

First… your emojis are broken
Second - certainly. My shopping is done, my wrapping is ALMOST done so I have time

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I have 2 free hours this morning. That's basically all the time I have to do all of my Christmas shopping.
Yet here I am, looking at boobs on the internet.
Sorry kids, no presents for you this year.

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Sammysub07]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

I say yes.
I mean, it does happen at Christmas.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hey husband’s …. What are your kids getting for Christmas??

Presents.

Seriously though, I consult and discuss literally every gift, she just does the act of purchasing and wrapping as she's a SAHM.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I have 2 free hours this morning. That's basically all the time I have to do all of my Christmas shopping.
Yet here I am, looking at boobs on the internet.
Sorry kids, no presents for you this year.

Me too, Jack. Me too.

 

[Sammysub07]

I say yes.
I mean, it does happen at Christmas.

https://voca.ro/1aYGnCpxXNFZ

 

[Wriggle]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

Can you take the plot and make it happen at any other time of the year?

 

[Bry1313]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

The reasons Hans Gruber’s gang is there is because it’s Christmas Eve and the building will be empty except for the party. The movie can’t happen without Christmas. Also

 

[Bry1313]

Can you take the plot and make it happen at any other time of the year?

No

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

It absolutely is, though it isn't an annual tradition here.

What are movies you always watch around Christmas?

We do:
1. A Muppet Christmas Carol (every Christmas Eve with Chinese take out)
2. The Santa Clause
3. The Bishop's Wife
4. Nativity Story (Christmas night)
5. Home Alone

 

[Wriggle]

No

&
His wife is called Holly

 

[Sammysub07]

The reasons Hans Gruber’s gang is there is because it’s Christmas Eve and the building will be empty except for the party. The movie can’t happen without Christmas. Also

https://voca.ro/11OJXNIzTvVj

 

[Sammysub07]

Can you take the plot and make it happen at any other time of the year?

Nope!! Christmas all the way!!! Lit bucks, friend!

It absolutely is, though it isn't an annual tradition here.

What are movies you always watch around Christmas?

We do:
1. A Muppet Christmas Carol (every Christmas Eve with Chinese take out)
2. The Santa Clause
3. The Bishop's Wife
4. Nativity Story (Christmas night)
5. Home Alone

Definitely a tradition here! Lit Bucks for you!
1. Home Alone
2. Christmas Story
3. The Santa Clause
4 . Jack Frost
5. Die Hard
6. National Lampoons

 

[crazychemgirl]

Guess the Christmas movie … emoji edition.

 

[Sammysub07]

Guess the Christmas movie … emoji edition.

The Holiday?

 

[Wriggle]

Nope!! Christmas all the way!!! Lit bucks, friend!

What are lit bucks and can I spend them on strippers?

 

[morelikeasong]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

I think I’ve seen it? But, if I have, it was a really long time ago so I don’t have any opinions or skin in the game. Just thought I’d throw this out there because it made me laugh

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

The French Connection is a Christmas movie. No, I will not explain this. #argumentstarters

 

[Sammysub07]

What are lit bucks and can I spend them on strippers?

Lit bucks are taken and given at random, like points on Who’s Line Is It Anyway? They don’t really exist, just fun to pretend you have!!

Enjoy some strippers! Private VIP room for you, courtesy of Scrooge McDuck!

 

[Wriggle]

Lit bucks are taken and given at random, like points on Who’s Line Is It Anyway? They don’t really exist, just fun to pretend you have!!

Enjoy some strippers! Private VIP room for you, courtesy of Scrooge McDuck!

So many strippers in my private boxes.

 

[Qky75]

Lit bucks are taken and given at random, like points on Who’s Line Is It Anyway? They don’t really exist, just fun to pretend you have!!

Enjoy some strippers! Private VIP room for you, courtesy of Scrooge McDuck!

Is this some fucked up quasi-beastiality Howard the Duck fantasy plot?!?!?