Chloe_Harper
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Sex & Shenanigans
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LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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THey really are.
JustAnotherFlower
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UnquietDreams
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Oddly enough, I am getting a firm understanding about this now....
JustAnotherFlower
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Like...right..this second?
The Morse code and Old School pager vibe... just..why? Does anyone actually enjoy those?
Sammysub07
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It’s not Star Wars but it’s still got Jude Law + your Emoji Movie! @crazychemgirlNo!!!! But I will be now! I’ll have a date with Wine and Jude Law on my TV! Wanna join?
UnquietDreams
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Like...right..this second?
TXRafe
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i feel like most men just either dont care, arent smart enough, or arent vulnerable enough to ask...im like, this comes with an instructional video that guarantees satisfaction? yes id like to watch that please.Like...right..this second?
The Morse code and Old School pager vibe... just..why? Does anyone actually enjoy those?
LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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Who has the bigger glass of wine? You or Cameron?
JustAnotherFlower
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Good luck with your indepth research..
They just want the ability to say, "It has 10 levels of vibration," when only two will actually be used..
dawn_of_night
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SmokingFap
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I can bring some mango sriracha Mad Dog 20/20 and a copy of The Princess Bride on VHS.No!!!! But I will be now! I’ll have a date with Wine and Jude Law on my TV! Wanna join?
Deal?
dawn_of_night
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I feel like I missed a lot.....
@TXRafe ... Tex got attacked ....
I can't tell if @UnquietDreams is Masterbating or if he's using a vibrator with a friend....
And maybe @MischiefMakerAlways is taking a bow of abstinence
@TXRafe ... Tex got attacked ....
I can't tell if @UnquietDreams is Masterbating or if he's using a vibrator with a friend....
And maybe @MischiefMakerAlways is taking a bow of abstinence
SmokingFap
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dawn_of_night
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@JustAnotherFlower
I'm sure you had something fun in there too I just am not sure what....
Maybe vibrating? Or .... Idk.
I'm sure you had something fun in there too I just am not sure what....
Maybe vibrating? Or .... Idk.
Sammysub07
Call me Good Girl
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Listen…VHS and Mad Dog were intentionally left in another decade for a reason…ESPECIALLY Mad Dog! Mad Dog is only for when you wanna wake up and regret life choices!
preferrably 22 years younger, too!
TXRafe
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Listen…VHS and Mad Dog were intentionally left in another decade for a reason…ESPECIALLY Mad Dog! Mad Dog is only for when you wanna wake up and regret life choices!
dawn_of_night
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It's been a out that long since I've regretted any life choices.... Maybe more like 16 but I doubt it .... LolListen…VHS and Mad Dog were intentionally left in another decade for a reason…ESPECIALLY Mad Dog! Mad Dog is only for when you wanna wake up and regret life choices!
JustAnotherFlower
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I'm just an innocent bystander who found a funny vid on vibrators!@JustAnotherFlower
I'm sure you had something fun in there too I just am not sure what....
Maybe vibrating? Or .... Idk.
dawn_of_night
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I'll be honest....
I couldn't keep up with the reading so I just assumed it was funny and went with it
Cause seriously I use like 2 of the 7 variable vibration patterns ....
BrendaBear
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When I was a late teenager, I worked in a little corner store (like a 7-11). And one night, some guy came in and bought a bottle of mad dog, a jar of vaseline and a dirty magazine.Listen…VHS and Mad Dog were intentionally left in another decade for a reason…ESPECIALLY Mad Dog! Mad Dog is only for when you wanna wake up and regret life choices!
The other guy working that night rang him up…. And after he left, we just looked at each other and started laughing.
SmokingFap
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Hey!!! Mad dog puts hair on your chest!Listen…VHS and Mad Dog were intentionally left in another decade for a reason…ESPECIALLY Mad Dog! Mad Dog is only for when you wanna wake up and regret life choices!
Oh, wait...
UnquietDreams
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Yes, and that video is the only experience you have with vibrators, right?
Innocent ...
SmokingFap
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Shoulda just let the poor guy have it all free.When I was a late teenager, I worked in a little corner store (like a 7-11). And one night, some guy came in and bought a bottle of mad dog, a jar of vaseline and a dirty magazine.
The other guy working that night rang him up…. And after he left, we just looked at each other and started laughing.
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