Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Professor UnquietDreams would like to see you in his office.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Now you know better than to call it anything but “autocunt,” especially on what would have been Nebs’ birthday!

Miss Neb's delightful mayhem

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Miss Neb's delightful mayhem

Every day

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now you know better than to call it anything but “autocunt,” especially on what would have been Nebs’ birthday!

Fixed.

 

[SmokingFap]

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Kitty, have you registered those things as lethal weapons yet?

 

[BrendaBear]

Miss Neb's delightful mayhem

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Kitty, have you registered those things as lethal weapons yet?

No, they’re more like ghost guns…I made them myself, sooo…

Love ya, Nebzilla. Hope you got all the heavenly dick pics for your birthday

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

You are the sweetest! I’ll remember to put laughter and giggling for Lit in my calendar!

Well deserved! Now I want a spiked milkshake! That’s not a bad joke either

Like I said, twice a day!

And joke? What'd I miss?

With Bourbon, paying more definitely tastes better…and I’ve only ever tasted from a kiss

Bourbon from a kiss is great, but so is expensive bourbon, especially if someone else paid for it!

It’s not Star Wars but it’s still got Jude Law + your Emoji Movie! @crazychemgirl

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You live fancy-like

That's not what you said last night!

I wish!

I feel like I missed a lot.....
@TXRafe ... Tex got attacked ....
I can't tell if @UnquietDreams is Masterbating or if he's using a vibrator with a friend....
And maybe @MischiefMakerAlways is taking a bow of abstinence

It isn't by choice, I assure you!

Now you know better than to call it anything but “autocunt,” especially on what would have been Nebs’ birthday!

Is it really today?!

 

[SherlockianMan]

No, they’re more like ghost guns…I made them myself, sooo…


Love ya, Nebzilla. Hope you got all the heavenly dick pics for your birthday
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Heavenly dick just makes me think there are winged phallus flying around looking for a place to land.

 

[SmokingFap]

Now you know better than to call it anything but “autocunt,” especially on what would have been Nebs’ birthday!

Autocunt doesn't work when your typo is an actual word. Like triskaidekaphobia when I meant Triscuit.

Yes, that's a real word. It's the morbid fear of the number 13.

 

[vagrantx]

Hey!!! Mad dog puts hair on your chest!

Oh, wait...

......

da na na naaaaa

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers....
See ya when I see ya

 

[__Nathan1968]

Autocunt doesn't work when your typo is an actual word. Like triskaidekaphobia when I meant Triscuit.

Yes, that's a real word. It's the morbid fear of the number 13.

As stated previously, I suffer from triskaidekaphilia - the love of the number thirteen.

 

[BrendaBear]

Autocunt doesn't work when your typo is an actual word. Like triskaidekaphobia when I meant Triscuit.

Yes, that's a real word. It's the morbid fear of the number 13.

How fucking dare you bring up the number 13???? You know that freaks me out and makes me want to give blow jobs until I calm down!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

How fucking dare you bring up the number 13???? You know that freaks me out and makes me want to give blow jobs until I calm down!

Hi

 

[Nicefella]

Stupid autocunt.

(Love you Nebs. Miss you )

Edited.

@UnquietDreams - Thanks for reminding me. Love you NEBS. Miss you always!

 

[Sammysub07]

Hi

I think whenever I see this, I’m going to reply with ASL

 

[Nicefella]

How fucking dare you bring up the number 13???? You know that freaks me out and makes me want to give blow jobs until I calm down!

And that’s how Bren broke the internet.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I think whenever I see this, I’m going to reply with ASL

Some day, this may just work!

 

[__Nathan1968]

How fucking dare you bring up the number 13???? You know that freaks me out and makes me want to give blow jobs until I calm down!

And now you know why I love that number.

 

[SmokingFap]

How fucking dare you bring up the number 13???? You know that freaks me out and makes me want to give blow jobs until I calm down!

That's a REALLY long word. Would just Triscuit work?

 

[Sammysub07]

Some day, this may just work!

 

[__Nathan1968]

That's a REALLY long word. Would just Triscuit work?

I fear triscuits.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It's working?!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I fear triscuits.

Only when I bite wrong and the corner ends up giving me a lobotomy.