Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I'm just an innocent bystander who found a funny vid on vibrators!

Right? We absolutely are believing that.

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey!!! Mad dog puts hair on your chest!

Oh, wait...

Um.... I'll stick with boobs... but thanks anyway.

 

[SmokingFap]

Shoulda just let the poor guy have it all free.

(Puts cherry mayonnaise MD 20/20, hospital-sized jar of Vaseline, and ragged copy of Bodacious Tatas away)

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

The Morse code and Old School pager vibe... just..why? Does anyone actually enjoy those?

They just want the ability to say, "It has 10 levels of vibration," when only two will actually be used..

I used to sell sex toys... and I STILL don't understand the need for most settings!!! I'm so clo...toy says fuck you, never mind!

 

[Sammysub07]

I wouldn’t touch Mad Dog again if my life depended on it!

It's been a out that long since I've regretted any life choices.... Maybe more like 16 but I doubt it .... Lol

Cause no one who is sane drinks Mad Dog!

 

[__Nathan1968]

You're my kind of people, Sammy!

Cheers!

 

[TXRafe]

I wouldn’t touch Mad Dog again if my life depended on it!

Cause no one who is sane does shots of Mad Dog!

four lokos basically is mad dog...i drank 2 cans 1 time and was both the drunkest and sickest i have ever been in my entire life...that stuff is absolute poison...

strangly enough a woman i dated for a while could drink like 8 of them a night and be fine, lol

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Yes, and that video is the only experience you have with vibrators, right?

Innocent ...

That's the problem..a lack of experience! That's why I must own all the toys to gain experience.. it's kind of like being a Pokémon player...except I'm poking myself.

So, yep, I'm innocent! Not enough corruption experience gained yet.

Right? We absolutely are believing that.

I used to sell sex toys... and I STILL don't understand the need for most settings!!! I'm so clo...toy says fuck you, never mind!

"You'll use 1 and 2 the most.. just forget the others exsist."

 

[SmokingFap]

I wouldn’t touch Mad Dog again if my life depended on it!

Cause no one who is sane does shots of Mad Dog!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Howdy folks. Been awhile, how's everyone doing?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

four lokos basically is mad dog...i drank 2 cans 1 time and was both the drunkest and sickest i have ever been in my entire life...that stuff is absolute poison...

strangly enough a woman i dated for a while could drink like 8 of them a night and be fine, lol

See, I used to drink four lokos like nobody's business in college never made me sick, just make lots of questionable decisions

 

[UnquietDreams]

When I was a late teenager, I worked in a little corner store (like a 7-11). And one night, some guy came in and bought a bottle of mad dog, a jar of vaseline and a dirty magazine.

The other guy working that night rang him up…. And after he left, we just looked at each other and started laughing.

I went into a Fred Meyer's (department store for non-Oregonians) and bought a box of condoms, a bottle of warming KY, and a can of whip cream. As the guy rang it up he asked, by reflex, "got any plans for the weekend," then turned bright red.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good luck with your indepth research..

They just want the ability to say, "It has 10 levels of vibration," when only two will actually be used..

Babe I totally didn't see you had already said this ....

 

[SmokingFap]

I went into a Fred Meyer's (department store for non-Oregonians) and bought a box of condoms, a bottle of warning KY, and a can of whip cream. As the guy rang it up he asked, by reflex, "got any plans for the weekend," then turned bright red.

If the bottle of KY is warning you, you should listen to it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cheers!

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Hey handsome

 

[Sammysub07]

Cheers!

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Cheers!

four lokos basically is mad dog...i drank 2 cans 1 time and was both the drunkest and sickest i have ever been in my entire life...that stuff is absolute poison...

strangly enough a woman i dated for a while could drink like 8 of them a night and be fine, lol

Then four locos isn’t comparable then. No one drinks two mad dog

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See!!! This guy knows what he’s talking about

 

[UnquietDreams]

If the bottle of KY is warning you, you should listen to it.

Stupid autocunt.

(Love you Nebs. Miss you )

Edited.

 

[SmokingFap]

That's the problem..a lack of experience! That's why I must own all the toys to gain experience.. it's kind of like being a Pokémon player...except I'm poking myself.

So, yep, I'm innocent! Not enough corruption experience gained yet.




"You'll use 1 and 2 the most.. just forget the others exsist."

I would have thought the Super Saiyan Purple Dragon "hidden" in your bathroom would be enough.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Cheers!

The. Four locos isn’t comparable!m then. No one drinks two mad dog

See!!! This guy knows what he’s talking about

To be fair, based on his photos, you got a lot more mad dog than four loko at a time

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

(Puts cherry mayonnaise MD 20/20, hospital-sized jar of Vaseline, and ragged copy of Bodacious Tatas away)

 

[BrendaBear]

I went into a Fred Meyer's (department store for non-Oregonians) and bought a box of condoms, a bottle of warming KY, and a can of whip cream. As the guy rang it up he asked, by reflex, "got any plans for the weekend," then turned bright red.

I miss Fred Meyers!! Parking on the roof, was the best!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's the problem..a lack of experience! That's why I must own all the toys to gain experience.. it's kind of like being a Pokémon player...except I'm poking myself.

So, yep, I'm innocent! Not enough corruption experience gained yet

Professor UnquietDreams would like to see you in his office.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Stupid autocorrect.

Edited.

Now you know better than to call it anything but “autocunt,” especially on what would have been Nebs’ birthday!

 

[TXRafe]

That's the problem..a lack of experience! That's why I must own all the toys to gain experience.. it's kind of like being a Pokémon player...except I'm poking myself.

So, yep, I'm innocent! Not enough corruption experience gained yet.




"You'll use 1 and 2 the most.. just forget the others exsist."

"gotta catch em all"

 

[dawn_of_night]

Stupid autocorrect.

Edited.

I mean.... To be fair....
The ky warming probably does have a warning....
Lol